Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

[Metal_Heavy19]

Like I said, this is the market price. For someone who may have heard of Chris before, but is otherwise an interested party. I'm guessing most of us are specialist buyers here, so that's going into another price bracket entirely.

So you think someone not knowing who Chris is would buy ShecameforCWC for $150 because of it's legit standing as "ART"?

 

[Le Bateleur]

Sonichu seems to bring out the worst in Chris.

Since sharing Sonichu on Facebook, he's demanded "MULTIPLES OF THESE", posted pictures of Wild and Simonla going at it, offered to sell his art and then damage it if it's not bought for the right amount of money (CREASE DANGER) and ranted about VAGINIAS, OVARIES, AND SIZE-C LACTATING TITS in an auction description. And this is after months of radio silence.

There's something of a theory that Sonichu is some kind of malevolent entity that Chris somehow ended up channelling.

Possible evidence:

During the ill-fated meeting in MLW's office, Chris apparently spent some of the time speaking as 'Sonichu'.
That positively Lovecraftian Sonic totem.
The Uhcinos Evol[/] video.
The inscription on the failed eBay picture: 2000/3. Dividing 2000 by 3 gives you 666.6 recurring - infinite evil...

Chris was warning us...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the drawing AT ALL"

You heard it, folks. Chris promises he won't pick any fights with his own drawing.

Remember, Honor Roll.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There's something of a theory that Sonichu is some kind of malevolent entity that Chris somehow ended up channelling.

The people who obtained the medallion said it had an "evil feel" to it, from what I've heard.

 

[KaiserC]

You heard it, folks. Chris promises he won't pick any fights with his own drawing.

Of course he won't. He'd lose.

 

[Xarpho]

In the interest of economics, I browsed through the Cwcki and appraised of of Chris's art. The following is how I'd price some of Chris's work. Of course, this is all subjective, but I believe this is more or less an accurate picture of market price (specialty buyers notwithstanding). I'm assuming everything here is the original copy.

1) CWC Drawn Art (as in what he put up on Ebay) - $5-7
Little effort from Chris means little worth.

2) Old Nintendo Power covers -$15
Now that Nintendo Power has been discontinued, this is a must for any hardcore Sonichu collector.

3) Megan/Sailor Megtune Art - $8
Proudly display these pieces in your office or living room as you can have your own Megan shrine!

4) SHECAMEFORCWC.JPG - $150*
Own a huge piece of Christory today! The drawing that destroyed Chris's life can now be yours!

5) Sonichu Totem- $50
A hand made art piece from the true and honest mayor himself. Great for Halloween!

6) Issue of Sonichu- $25-100
The magum opus of Christian Weston Chandler. Buy an original issue today, suppress the memories for a lifetime! Price varies with length of issue.

7) Sonichu Medallion- $85
If you've ever wanted to look like Chris, but didn't know where to begin, why not go the extra mile and wear the face of the CWC empire? Whether you're wearing horizontal stripes, a man-bra, or rockin' it tomgirl style, this medallion is sure to please even the strictest fashionista!

The Attraction Sign- $30
"Hey Chriss'un. That sign makes ya'll look like one o' dem retards." -Barbara Chandler


*price for mint condition. current market price ~$2.50.

I think that the Relics, provided that they are the TRUE AND HONEST originals, undamaged, may be worth something. The Amnynest Ring (which, given its decidedly non-carbon-based structure, likely survived the fire) could be worth $60.

Clown doll? Probably $10.

Gosh, I hope he doesn't get any ideas like selling his or

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I know that, but if it went up by 5-10 bucks a day it'd be more believable. OPL's likely already resigned this auction to falling through, he's not that stupid.

Of course he's that stupid. This is the same person who thought a 13-year old with a bad falsetto was the girl of his dreams, and burnt his house down with a goddamn coffee maker.

 

[Silver]

I'm not denying that he's technically right, but when was the last time you heard of teats being used with regards to women?

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Book10Replacement

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

You are way undervaluing these artifacts, nay, relics.
To think, items all of us have documented and analyzed for years... in your very hands.
Think of it this way:
Sonichu Medallion - The Ark of the Covenant
Attraction Sign - The Ten Commandments
Sonichu Issues - The Declaration of Independence

Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls Art--Emancipation Proclomation

 

[Owlflaps]

In the interest of economics, I browsed through the Cwcki and appraised of of Chris's art. The following is how I'd price some of Chris's work. Of course, this is all subjective, but I believe this is more or less an accurate picture of market price (specialty buyers notwithstanding). I'm assuming everything here is the original copy.

1) CWC Drawn Art (as in what he put up on Ebay) - $5-7
Little effort from Chris means little worth.

2) Old Nintendo Power covers -$15
Now that Nintendo Power has been discontinued, this is a must for any hardcore Sonichu collector.

3) Megan/Sailor Megtune Art - $8
Proudly display these pieces in your office or living room as you can have your own Megan shrine!

4) SHECAMEFORCWC.JPG - $150*
Own a huge piece of Christory today! The drawing that destroyed Chris's life can now be yours!

5) Sonichu Totem- $50
A hand made art piece from the true and honest mayor himself. Great for Halloween!

6) Issue of Sonichu- $25-100
The magum opus of Christian Weston Chandler. Buy an original issue today, suppress the memories for a lifetime! Price varies with length of issue.

7) Sonichu Medallion- $85
If you've ever wanted to look like Chris, but didn't know where to begin, why not go the extra mile and wear the face of the CWC empire? Whether you're wearing horizontal stripes, a man-bra, or rockin' it tomgirl style, this medallion is sure to please even the strictest fashionista!

The Attraction Sign- $30
"Hey Chriss'un. That sign makes ya'll look like one o' dem retards." -Barbara Chandler


*price for mint condition. current market price ~$2.50.

Is this appraised in CWCurrency?

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Christ the poor ebay person who have to respond to the novel of an email that Chris is going to send. Paragraphs, random caps, autism, trolls, the whole shebang

 

[MrTroll]

There's something of a theory that Sonichu is some kind of malevolent entity that Chris somehow ended up channelling.

Possible evidence:

During the ill-fated meeting in MLW's office, Chris apparently spent some of the time speaking as 'Sonichu'.
That positively Lovecraftian Sonic totem.
The Uhcinos Evol[/] video.
The inscription on the failed eBay picture: 2000/3. Dividing 2000 by 3 gives you 666.6 recurring - infinite evil...

Chris was warning us...

Sonichu's real name is Pazuzuchu.

 

[A-Stump]

Soon he'll be having photo shoots, a kissing booth, and a face painting stand in his front yard. Go through the Sonichu obstacle course! Throw your red string of love behind this fence and catch a Sweetheart! Zap to the extreme on the wacky Chaotic Combo obstacle course! Take your shooting skills and zap a bunch of trolls at the laser dome!

All of this and more at Christian Chandler's Magic Fun Center.

*No darkies, trolls, or JERKS allowed.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Soon he'll be having photo shoots, a kissing booth, and a face painting stand in his front yard. Go through the Sonichu obstacle course! Throw your red string of love behind this fence and catch a Sweetheart! Zap to the extreme on the wacky Chaotic Combo obstacle course! Take your shooting skills and zap a bunch of trolls at the laser dome!

All of this and more at Christian Chandler's Magic Fun Center.

*No darkies, trolls, or JERKS allowed.

You forgot the Free Candy Aerostar...

And when obstacle courses emerge, that is when bodies will begin to pile up in the hoard.

 

[timtommy]

The main lesson Chris will learn from this is that he was right: trolls prevent him from earning money legitimately and that he should continue to IGNORE ALL HELP WANTED ADS.

These are the times I feel bad for him. He tries to do something right earn some C-quarters and it all goes wrong, through very little fault of his own. Sure he made some buffoonish statements a long the way, but it was his first foray into work since getting canned from Wendy's in 2001. I will cut him some slack. I would have loved to see him make 20-30 bucks out of this.

 

[Mitsunari]

I might be just a little slow-in-the-mind today, but does anybody know whether the auction was taken down by Chris himself or by someone from the eBay staff?

If it's the latter, then I hope someone leaks his email of complaint.

These are the times I feel bad for him. He tries to do something right earn some C-quarters and it all goes wrong, through very little fault of his own. Sure he made some buffoonish statements a long the way, but it was his first foray into work since getting canned from Wendy's in 2001. I will cut him some slack. I would have loved to see him make 20-30 bucks out of this.

Yeah... If you can consider selling his blatant copyright infringement something "right". I'd said there are right-er things to do, like, you know, getting a freaking job or at least spending his tugboat right. But then again, this is Chris. Logic does not apply because atsimu.

 

[Angelica Rosechu]

Isn't there an option on Ebay where instead of having an auction there's only the "buy it now" price? Kind of like a regular online store. Because that seems like the thing to do.
I'm probably explaining this thought badly. My apologies.

 

[Meeko]

Unsure if anyone commented on this (not enough time to really read through all of them and a little too lazy as well) but it looks like the logo at the top is another attempt by Chris to reinforce that Rosechu was made from a female Raichu. The logo is of two Pokemon it seems, and the one above Rosechu has a very large and decidedly blunt tail tip. The tail above Sonichu is of a male Pikachu, so this seems to be evidence of this. It doesn't entirely surprise me that Chris is still upset with the idea of people saying Rosechu is a guy, but it is still a little funny.

 

[Mitsunari]

Isn't there an option on Ebay where instead of having an auction there's only the "buy it now" price? Kind of like a regular online store. Because that seems like the thing to do.
I'm probably explaining this thought badly. My apologies.

I think someone mentioned that, but I think you have to pay like a $10 fee?

 

[Meeko]

But in any case, the closing of this auction is another reason why Chris should go for a fundraising site such as IndieGoGo or Kickstarter. He could always give out scanned copies of his work for anyone bidding $1 and give out originals at the higher prices, all the while saying that this will eventually fund a new issue of Sonichu. Like someone else said in another thread, Kickstarter doesn't really care overly much about verifying that people do what they say they will with the money. At least that way if people threw in a dollar, Chris would be more likely to actually get it and it'd be more likely to continue adding to the fun.