🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.

 

[banquet]

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from https://x.com/i/status/2033352025258238350

 

[bookers]

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its this one. this is the best one.

 

[Agares]

He would rather be a “big” fish in a little pond. Or maybe flying under the radar so no one he respects would ever even notice him enough to judge him.

There is something about him that makes him incredibly uncomfortable with any kind of rise in success. His ego is to blame, but that isn’t the cause. I know you retards are going to point to that, but it’s a deeper psychological issue WITH his ego.

He has constantly self sabotages every bit of mild success he has had. He couldn’t even handle a podcast with Harlan, which if it had gone well, would have lead to a more podcasts, and more main stream attention. He can excuse it away all he wants, but had that gone well Nick wouldn’t have been on Kill Tony by himself. (I still find it hilarious that Nick was invited to do it explicitly without Sam.)

The second he got attention from Saint Rogies with his new “talk show”, he ruins it by turning it into nothing by poor attempts at comedy, interviewing clearly insane people, and completely dropping off his “every Saturday night” schedule.

Rate me dumb for sperging about it here and not his own thread. But, as many others have said, Fishtank will do way better the further he stays away from it.

He would rather be a “big” fish in a little pond. Or maybe flying under the radar so no one he respects would ever even notice him enough to judge him.

There is something about him that makes him incredibly uncomfortable with any kind of rise in success. His ego is to blame, but that isn’t the cause. I know you retards are going to point to that, but it’s a deeper psychological issue WITH his ego.

He has constantly self-sabotaged every bit of mild success he has had. He couldn’t even handle a podcast with Harlan, which if it had gone well would have lead to a more podcasts and more main stream attention. He can excuse it away all he wants, but had that gone well Nick wouldn’t have been on Kill Tony by himself. (I still find it hilarious that Nick was invited to do it explicitly without Sam.)

The second he got attention from Saint Rogies with his new “talk show”, he ruins it by turning it into nothing by poor attempts at comedy, interviewing clearly insane people, and completely dropping off his “every Saturday night” schedule.

Rate me dumb for sperging about it here and not his own thread. But, as many others have said, Fishtank will do better the further he stays away from it.

Up until last year, Sam was well on his way to semi mainstream success, but then he doubled down on the politisperging and put comedy on the back burner. Seeing Sam self sabotage after S3 was pretty eye opening. I guess this was just the cycle repeating itself.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Rate me dumb for sperging about it here and not his own thread. But, as many others have said, Fishtank will do better the further he stays away from it.

I think it's pretty clear at this point that sam was cucking fishtank with his perfectionism and egofagging, which has basically fucked up everything he's ever touched to some extent.

there are just so many moments this season that sam would have vibekilled. like all the stuff with bam and bashir would've just been replaced with sam like cynically shit-talking him and now we've got bam getting him to spill all his autistic beliefs and lore all over the place because he thinks bam thinks he's cool. maybe bam does even think he's cool. who knows, what matters is bam is getting him to be himself and provide organically autistic content and sam would have gone straight for the "nuke this faggot's ego" route just like he's done with other fish(Alex B, Cole, Jimmy)

 

[itogi]

If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

its this one. this is the best one.

Bongo farting at the 22 second mark and Bingo's face is priceless

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

Bashir is a hatable character a lot like Simbal but unlike Simbal he isnt Indian so not a total sex pest blinded by needing to do the needful and instead actually plays the villain role.

I know this is an extremely unpopular opinion but by the end of S3 I somewhat came around on Simbal. Like yeah the "HOW CAN HE TOUCH" shit with Luke was cringe and he did some weird shit and that was the Indian DNA in him but he felt like he tried to be an ok dude and ended up being decent contestant.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

I know this is an extremely unpopular opinion but by the end of S3 I somewhat came around on Simbal. Like yeah the "HOW CAN HE TOUCH" shit with Luke was cringe and he did some weird shit and that was the Indian DNA in him but he felt like he tried to be an ok dude and ended up being decent contestant.

Disagree. He only was content because his Izzat hit zero from Jobe and he went full loathsome street shitter. Without Jobe he'd just be creepy and annoying nontent and was only a good contestant because he was so profoundly slimey and hateable after that.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Fuck man I saw a “shoutout to Zee Kyle!” clip on Twitter but haven’t been able to find it again otherwise I’d share it with null

ETA: phonefagging sorry

Give null clips of the native Americans teaching the pilgrim new foods. Also some Vicky meltdown from night 1.

 

[itogi]

Fuck man I saw a “shoutout to Zee Kyle!” clip on Twitter but haven’t been able to find it again otherwise I’d share it with null

 

[Rungle]

BINGO BONGO

 

[itogi]

James' job for today is an early shift in the Market

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.

Favorite clip so far this season and represents everything that is awesome about this show. Objectively amazing.

A Pajeeta hired to control a crappy rolling tablet delivering a love letter to two retarded twins while playing romantic music and having a rose taped to it. The love letter asks Bingo and Bongo to draw a dolphin jumping out of the water.

 

[Aidan]

If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.

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Someone edited Vicky into the Gunt arrest

Mohamed destroyed another plant
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2 min
Misunderstanding over a plant, which they need to protect between Mohammed and Emma. He shouts for Bingo Bongo and Emma shouts for Kratom Queen Vicky. Worth skipping around.

Landon crashout x Antara scolding JD for doing favors. THIS IS NOT DA TIME TO DO DA HEYLP
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4 minutes
Jeetbot shenanigans: Fining JD for basically theft. Can skip to jeetbot where she fines and then seeks validation from Emma.

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11 seconds
Anti-islam TTS towards Muslim.

After the valiant defense/violent assault, Jet goes to Market to help himself to a warm hotdog. While there, he's warned that Angry Braphog and Pizzaface are inbound, much to his chagrin.
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12 seconds
Funny TTS about Kratom Queen and Emma late at night.

Mohammed just fucking DASHED at Vicky and Emma as soon as they entered.
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16 seconds
Mohammed rushes Kratom Queen Vicky when she steps in to drunkenly bother JD when he's sleeping. This happens shortly after she lied to him about stealing a tree the boys in there had hidden which is something people have to protect to avoid going home early.

Clip of her asking the question
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And ben scolding her for it
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1:22 combined but skipping around is warranted
On Emma asking pajeeta why they shit in street, Ben followed up with a scolding. Ben to Emma, "Don't ever fucking talk to my Indian like that again."

 

[Mörkö]

If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.

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Humbly casting my vote for the Jet Neptune clip where he shows their Indian robot operator how he shoots Ozempic. Either that or the clip from yesterday where the jeetbot tried to give JD a fine for stealing and he ran away; I'll try to find it.

(Edit) These, both posted by @DustBuns

 

[Jackpot]

Bongo's valid crashout towards the girls.
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The twins being top Fish, well liked by the other fish and still resisting the pull of the longhouse, with prejudice, is the most based woman(en) moment in Fishtank history. The only women who don't get long housed are typically the outcasts.

 

[Terror Sandwich]

Jet addresses the Strategy Snitch problem. No more automatic TTS.
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We have AI slaves now a days, they can easily validate the TTS messages.

 

[cuttysnark]

Sounds like Vickys job is to return all the house furniture to its original position for 9 dollars. Vicky says she doesn't think she will do it.

 

[Lurking9e9]

We have AI slaves now a days, they can easily validate the TTS messages.

They wouldn't understand the context it's being sent in.