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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
DapperShark said:
Quoting the Anisa simp but he's right:

That's way more than Emma (Payton 2.0) or JD (gay, faggot) have done
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Emma quite literally threw herself at the challenges. I can't remember what Anisa did in those at all.

Anisa might be better for fucking with people but Emma is better at actually doing the game.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Emma quite literally threw herself at the challenges. I can't remember what Anisa did in those at all.

Anisa might be better for fucking with people but Emma is better at actually doing the game.
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Also all the sloptank shit is pretty boring at this point. I've watched people pour condiments on luggage for three years now. Destroying a holy text stopped being funny after Jon threatened to shred lettys passport.
 
DeathsDesign said:
Yeah its really weird how he works and hangs around where he was born and lives. 🙄 Never mind the year he was in Atlanta for Adult Swim (where they are currently filming) or when he did the west coast couch surfing arc over a decade ago.

Look I totally get that a lot of you apparently hate him now while still consuming his legacy, and I honestly understand you prefer a different vibe for the show even if I don't agree all the time. Thats fair. (Bam's wife's meet and greet was AMAZING). That said, all the head cannon and revisionist history that gets circle jerked in this thread is embarrassing.
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The fact that you're dick riding him after that embarrassing Charlie Kirk chimp out is amazing. He hasn't produced ANY content that's been worth a watch since then, even in short form.
 
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Bashir explaining why being on fishtank is halal like jackass was halal because he loves god.
"You can drink horse cum, but can you remember god?"
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
My thinking is that he would've been happy to give his plants to the girls if he wanted to vote off Bashir. He wasn't asking simply to combine the bags but for him to have control of the bags. That's why I think it's not Bashir.
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I think he did suggest at one point that he could give them his plants, but he can't do it without it being obvious because his bag is so huge and out in the open, so it'd have to be at the weigh in. The girls suggested that they may not be allowed to do that, and said the plan only works if they give him the bag. Landon weighed in to say that he asked Bam, and the rule is that it all has to be in one bag, so once the weigh-in starts they're probably locked in.

That's not to say I disagree with you, he may have been planning on winning with or without their plants regardless. He has the biggest bag, so he doesn't really need the girls to give him plant matter to begin with. He only needs to plan with them so that they don't try to steal the bag between now and weigh-in, and if he's only going to give them the bag at weigh-in then he still hasn't relinquished the power until it's too late for them to do anything about it anyway.

Alternatively, he thinks that the "plant matter" thing is a bit, and they're going to say the original "most intact plant" is still the actual winning factor, in which case Emma wins unless he gets her to donate her plant matter.
 
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