🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

We already knew, but that disgusting white tongue just confirms her lack of oral hygiene, so nasty.
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Courtesy of Reddit, multiple people screengrabbed this especially scintillating moment from Anna's LMNT taste test:
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The person who posted the last one captioned it: "Helth"
My captions:

* When her panties drop
* The moment she gambled and lost
* Let's kith, baybee
* Just a lil' wafer thin mint
* When I think about you, I smell myself


Putting the Hali in Halitosis. Hastur wept.
 
Maybe this? Unless there's been more than one 🌙

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Edit to add context, it was in response to this video:

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Thank you! This was it. There are no biceps, there are no triceps, it's all fat. There are also new strange lumps in her arm that developed after she got her arms butchered. It takes take decently low body fat on a trained woman to see her biceps and Anna is 400lb away from being there.
Not being able to go under a bar raised 4ft off the ground should be a wakeup call, but this is Anna. The bar is the problem, not her. It seems like she legitimately does not know how fat she is because I am guessing when she stood up, she thought she was all the way through.
 
Jfc, what is her deal? I'm pretty sure she's not actually a sped, but she gives sped so bad. And considering that she's had to flee two gyms by now, most likely due to wearing out her welcome with her obnoxiousness, you'd think she'd try to turn it down at this third gym, not turn it up. I can see that chick that meets up with her for workouts getting tired of her fast.
 
I’m back on my bullshit.

Anna may think she’s a Modern Day Boss Babe ™️ Swiftie, but I think deep down she’ll always embody the spirit of an early 2000’s mall goth 🩷

 
I'm going to earn all of the rainbows right now and guess that new gym bestie will last 3 months in mentions, and be pictured about... 7 times total. And I think she's already appeared in a video before this picture, so there's five captures left to go.
 
Jfc, what is her deal? I'm pretty sure she's not actually a sped, but she gives sped so bad. And considering that she's had to flee two gyms by now, most likely due to wearing out her welcome with her obnoxiousness, you'd think she'd try to turn it down at this third gym, not turn it up.
I don't think she's had to flee her previous two gyms; I think she flounced from both after being asked to tone down her obnoxious, attention-seeking behavior, and/or was doing enough unsafe shit that she got told to please stop.

We know Anna doesn't take any sort of criticism or correction well unless she's decided she needs it and has asked for advice. Even then, there's likely a thin and constantly-shifting line of what she can tolerate—what she'll accept on a good day will cause offense on a bad one.

She's a loud, blundering social retard, and a self-absorbed know-it-all, which is pretty much social death anywhere she might go. So I don't think her reasons for hopping from gym to gym are all that mysterious.
 
I'm confused by Anna's timeline fuckery. This gym is Los Compeones in Round Rock.

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This is Iron Forge Gym also in Round Rock.

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So either they went to two gyms in one day (unlikely) or that girl is wearing the same ugly green shirt and hot pink pants outfit on two different days. Anna's influence, perhaps. Also the she's sitting on what look like those new sandbags that Anna and Kyle Banta filled after she terrorized Home Depot at 6 am. Which was recent, like within the past couple of weeks right? And she had already joined LC gym before that. We haven't seen her at the original Big Tex gym that she started STRONK shit with and the primary location she went to with Peg Leg.

edited for more 'Tism: so there is some timeline fuckery here. Second pic is most likely from the Home Depot sand mess, which she posted on March 7th. But who knows what date that actually happened. So we haven't seen her at Big Tex or Iron Forge since then. I think it's safe to say she suffered some kind of major narc injury and now is dragging Intern #204 to various new gyms and mandating hideous coordinating outfits (Anna had on green pants and a pink and orange striped shirt in the sandbag debacle).

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Pulled from Reddit, Anna has made Viking Princess Lifts private so she can enjoy lifting more. TikTok is still public. If you're following her, for the love of God, crop out the top part of the reels where it shows how long ago it was posted, because she will use that to know when you watched and block you.
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I still think she will go to the competition but this is a pretty big blow to her. How long will she even keep lifting if she's not getting asspats for it on the internet? Is this the beginning of the end for her social media personality entirely?

Another reddit find, a user estimates Anna's expenditures during this lifting saga and puts it at a conservative $16k. Not counting the Sky Terra retreat that kicked all this off.

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We know she's spent about $1000 on shoes alone, because she has 5(!) pairs of shoes she's purchased for strongman. I'm being conservative on the cost here.


The belt ($170) and corset thing ($68) comes to $238


ShebNation nutrition services are $175/mo and she's been doing it for 3 months so far - $425


Coaches are expensive, a mid-tier strongman coach is about $100/session in Austin. We know she was doing 3 workouts a week with him, so that is $1200/mo for 6 months - $7200


Remote coaching is cheaper, but Inez will be more expensive due to having a pro card and title. I'm guessing $400/mo - $1200


She tends to link to leggings in the $100 range with a few cheap options, and of course she bought bras and shirts. So a conservative estimate is $1000.


The meal service was $150/wk and she did it for two months - $1200


Her protein junk haul was around $150 as well, and let's guess she replenished it every 3 weeks since she started. Once again, undershooting here. I'm going with 6 months of eating it because she seems to have stopped. - $1200


Having 2 gym memberships, estimating $60/mo for each and then another membership starting last month....over 9 months, that is another $1200.


We know Anna gets premium donuts, so those are around $20/dozen in Austin. Her weekly reward is $720.


I'll throw in $500 for sign up fees, and other miscellaneous.


$16,603. And I think that's the low end.


For reference, over 5 years of powerlifting, I added up my costs of gym, shoes, special gear, leggings. It came to around $3,000, the biggest expense being a gym membership but I tend to go to the cheapest place with a barbell. I have fancy expensive squat shoes, but I got my belt and NoBulls secondhand. My leggings and t-shirts are from Amazon. I have incremental plates that were a little pricey, but cheap wrist straps. I've never bought a meal planning service, meal prepped food, training, or protein slop outside of protein powders. I guess we could throw in $1500 for protein powder and creatine.
 
Pulled from Reddit, Anna has made Viking Princess Lifts private so she can enjoy lifting more. TikTok is still public. If you're following her, for the love of God, crop out the top part of the reels where it shows how long ago it was posted, because she will use that to know when you watched and block you.
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I know I hate the Apple watch so please note my bias but seriously it just makes her already man hands look even more manish.
 
Pulled from Reddit, Anna has made Viking Princess Lifts private so she can enjoy lifting more. TikTok is still public. If you're following her, for the love of God, crop out the top part of the reels where it shows how long ago it was posted, because she will use that to know when you watched and block you.
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Ok so someone with a different spergitis than me can use this to figure out the circumference of her wrist
 
Or she’s doing this so no one can tag her Viking princess account in unfiltered pictures from the competition.
She can try but photos will be found anyway. There are more than enough recon autists to hunt for pics. The only way to prevent it is for her to not go.

She got a big ol’ narc injury somewhere related to that account. There’s no point for her to have an account that doesn’t bring in asspats and money.
 
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