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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet took on too many rads and became a Glowing One.
They're locking in

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They got a TTS from "George Droid" talking about the planet Agartha.
 
THE GLOWING WIGGER

LEGENDARY

DROPS UNIQUE BALENCIAGA SHOES

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Nico, the fishtank clipper and thorn in the wigger's side is currently (still) talking to Charity in a voice call conducting an interview.
Some notable things he mentioned in PPV chat:

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once he uploads his interview i'll link it here
I mean she was a contestant in a online game show and she expected a day rate for the like 3 days she was there. :story:

EDIT: I'm drinking and can't be arsed to do the bblhqbbqwhatever code jankery to add a quote into a pre-existing post. Soz, janjans.
 
Which one of you has the clip of twins getting tied together and INSTANTLY playing with it like a jumprope for basically the rest of Jet's speech/explanation?
 
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also, unrelated: where is frank when you need him?
 
Anissa: "Are you sleeping in here again?"
Landon: "If you don't mind."
Anissa: "It'd be nice, or I'd be lonely."

Anissa: "Bingo bongo bingo, I don't want to leave the jungle, oh no no no no no. Have you ever played Fallout?"
Landon: "No."
*awkward silence*
 
Anissa: "Are you sleeping in here again?"
Landon: "If you don't mind."
Anissa: "It'd be nice, or I'd be lonely."

Anissa: "Bingo bongo bingo, I don't want to leave the jungle, oh no no no no no. Have you ever played Fallout?"
Landon: "No."
*awkward silence*
Ok I don't like Landon anymore.
 
Landon and his mom Anissa are talking. Production fucked with them really quickly throwing something at them. Landon said JDs plan was to instigate but it didn't work.

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Twins are in confessional. They feel stronger from breaking the door today. They believe it and are asking for tips to help control their brains more.

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They're nervous about this room and says it posessed Vicky. They are trying to find the evil room.

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They want a "real ouija board" "one that Bashir won't break". :story:
 
Burt interviewed Bezo on a livestream. In this clip he's asked if any of the fish are gay and also Burt asks if Bezo has "ever taken black cock".

Full stream:
 
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TTS: have you seen a real human weiner before? If so, which ones.

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"In cartoons....uh...We used to go on omegle."

They have dreams to dream and psychic powers to work on. They ask TTS to tell them about orbs and ghosts if they see any.
 
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Bingo got an owie on her hand from the closet stuff
Bongo got really mad because of pizza mostly. Bingo wasn't mad she just wanted to defend Bingo
They don't like they lost 5 dollars but Bingo's pretty sure they got more than the guys did (lol)
tts said a ghost possessed vicky and bongo's face got scared instantly
Bingo mentioned the cord and Bongo yelled "YAAAAAYY" because she likes it
They recapped the alien Jet thing
"Do you guys have any advice guys? Please? imjustkidding"
"Please? this is more important than the game"
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Bongo gets horned up over Frank, Bingo'd hide behind her.
tts asks them to sodomize JD tonight, they don't know that word.
Bongo doesn't like the confessional room because the ghost might have possessed Vicky in there during her kratommog
They're gonna check with Landon to figure out if Vicky got possessed in the kitchen or somewhere else (I think Landon will say the kitchen because when JD asked the drunk autistic man to read Vicky's face to see if she was lying and he got scared because obviously)
Twins have only seen a penis in drawings and omegle [X]
Twins will torture you in your dreams if you call them ugly
 
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Bingo got an owie on her hand from the closet stuff
Bongo got really mad because of pizza mostly. Bingo wasn't mad she just wanted to defend Bingo
They don't like they lost 5 dollars but Bingo's pretty sure they got more than the guys did (lol)
tts said a ghost possessed vicky and bongo's face got scared instantly
Bingo mentioned the cord and Bongo yelled "YAAAAAYY" because she likes it
They recapped the alien Jet thing
"Do you guys have any advice guys? Please? imjustkidding"
"Please? this is more important than the game"
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Bongo gets horned up over Frank, Bingo'd hide behind her.
tts asks them to sodomize JD tonight, they don't know that word.
Bongo doesn't like the confessional room because the ghost might have possessed Vicky in there during her kratommog
They're gonna check with Landon to figure out if the
Twins have only seen a penis in drawings and omegle [X]
Twins will torture you in your dreams if you call them ugly
I hope these two retards actually find love after the tank because they are amusing and deserve a Sylvia ending.. maybe without the baby though.
 
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Bingo got an owie on her hand from the closet stuff
Bongo got really mad because of pizza mostly. Bingo wasn't mad she just wanted to defend Bingo
They don't like they lost 5 dollars but Bingo's pretty sure they got more than the guys did (lol)
tts said a ghost possessed vicky and bongo's face got scared instantly
Bingo mentioned the cord and Bongo yelled "YAAAAAYY" because she likes it
They recapped the alien Jet thing
"Do you guys have any advice guys? Please? imjustkidding"
"Please? this is more important than the game"
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Bongo gets horned up over Frank, Bingo'd hide behind her.
tts asks them to sodomize JD tonight, they don't know that word.
Bongo doesn't like the confessional room because the ghost might have possessed Vicky in there during her kratommog
They're gonna check with Landon to figure out if the
Twins have only seen a penis in drawings and omegle [X]
Twins will torture you in your dreams if you call them ugly


Bashir is spiritually guiding them right now telling them to have moments between them and God not for the camera but for themselves 🙏

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Edit: based twins hate kpop
 
Late Night Twins Confessional Clips.

If Frank comes on the show who would kiss him first?
Imposter TTS: If you see me feel free to kiss me


JD was sodomized by a ghost.


React to strange TTS


Ever see a human penis?


Twins get called ugly


 
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