Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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Didn't Mary-Kate have problems with anorexia and drug abuse? That shit'll age you to hell. I can't remember which Olsen

yeah the anorexia and drugs was mk.
supposedly she smokes cigarettes and drinks as well.

lol on the topic of the Olsen Twins, a magazine recently got into a load of trouble for saying they "aged like bananas" because they were white.

I mean they don't look that bad. I wonder if it's just because everyone's mental image of the Olsen Twins is them as teenagers so we automatically go "wow she's aged" when we see them?

For 30 year olds, they look age appropriate tbh. They don't look younger than 30 but I wouldn't say they look much older than 30.


I find it interesting there's so much crossover between "celebrities with drug habits" and "celebrities who've had terrible cosmetic surgery."

No, Mary Kate doesn't look "bad" per say, but her sister who has always looked pretty damn close to her looks wayyy better.

Maybe it just years of stress and moderate substance abuse.

 

[TroyMcClure]

lol on the topic of the Olsen Twins, a magazine recently got into a load of trouble for saying they "aged like bananas" because they were white.

I mean they don't look that bad. I wonder if it's just because everyone's mental image of the Olsen Twins is them as teenagers so we automatically go "wow she's aged" when we see them?

For 30 year olds, they look age appropriate tbh. They don't look younger than 30 but I wouldn't say they look much older than 30.


I find it interesting there's so much crossover between "celebrities with drug habits" and "celebrities who've had terrible cosmetic surgery."

What kills me is they're comparing them to Nicki who I don't believe hasn't had a lot of work done, too.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I can't for the life of me figure out what "white people age like bananas" is even supposed to mean. They go... spotty? Brown? Soft? What?

It's because bananas are fresh, fresh, fresh, then *boom* with no warning they are old and gross looking.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

White people aren't really white, they're clear. White skin doesn't age well at all.

 

[Quieres?]

Jesus christ.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I've heard horror stories about those Asian chicks having complications. To make their jaw pointy like that, they essentially shave down your jaw bone. Apparently it greatly effects your jaw strength (duh) and has resulted in broken bones just from chewing something tough.

 

[Donovan the Man]

I think they call chicks who gets the really pointy chin done "snake women" in China.

 

[Android raptor]

I thought both of the Olsen twins have struggled with eating disorders and substance abuse? Either way Nicki Minaj has had a shitton of plastic surgery, probably more than either of the Olsen twins combined. She's pretty open about that fact too, and while it doesn't mean she looks bad I'd hardly use her as an example of black people naturally aging better than whites. Hell, Nicki has had so much work done that pre-surgery photos of her literally look like a different person. Combined with the fact that as others have mentioned eating disorders and substance abuse will age the fuck out of you that magazine was using a pretty shitty example to push their racist nonsense.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Here's a chick who was on My Strange Addiction that's addicted to getting breast implants:

 

[Pineapple Watermelon]

Yeah... this is what frustrates me the most about Nicki. She's always bragging about how thick she is, when all she did was put plastic in all the expected places to make an hourglass figure. Bloggers fawn over her because her surgery has mostly turned out alright, and use her as a counterpoint against surgeries gone wrong (usually on white people). It's bizarre to me that she's most feminists' ideal of "body positivity," but expecting critical thought from them is a tall order.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Don't forget about the Brazilian man who tried to make himself Korean. Every picture of his "after" look incredibly photoshopped, so I think the one above is the most accurate on how off he looks now. There's a video of him somewhere too that I can't find, where the moment he turns to a profile it looks like his nose is going to stab your eye out.

He went from a decent looking Chad to "send more paramedics" zombie.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Edit: Whoops I forgot that Ashley filed a lawsuit concerning tabloids about a drug habit

Ashley had a drug scandal, but Mary-Kate definitely has had more high profile drug and alcohol problems along with eating disorders. Mary-Kate does look more worse for wear than Ashley, but both could look worse all things considering.

Here's a chick who was on My Strange Addiction that's addicted to getting breast implants:
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Don't forget the person addicted to black market butt injections and the Bieber guy from a couple pages back on that show. There was actually a good sampling of plastic surgery addicts on that show, come to think of it.

 

[TL 611]

Don't forget the person addicted to black market butt injections

This reminds me of the Korean lady who became addicted to plastic surgery and injected cooking oil into her own face. She was a wannabe celebrity and became convinced that if she just had another surgery she'd be famous and beautiful. When doctors refused to put more silicone in her face, she resorted to first buying her own silicone and doing it herself, then eventually using cooking oil.
Before:

After:

Spoiler: warning this is gross as hell

She was a model before she fucked her face up, now nobody will hire her and she works at a recycling centre. She went on Korean TV to raise money for restorative surgery and she looks like this now

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

White people aren't really white, they're clear. White skin doesn't age well at all.

Actually white skin only ages poorly if it's subjected to lots of sun exposure. White people who don't go out in the sun a lot or wear sun screen protection usually age (and holds up) quite well. If they are regular tanners on the other hand...

 

[HickoryDickory]

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Yeah... this is what frustrates me the most about Nicki. She's always bragging about how thick she is, when all she did was put plastic in all the expected places to make an hourglass figure. Bloggers fawn over her because her surgery has mostly turned out alright, and use her as a counterpoint against surgeries gone wrong (usually on white people). It's bizarre to me that she's most feminists' ideal of "body positivity," but expecting critical thought from them is a tall order.

The photos of Nicki's platform butt kills me.

 

[Cripple]

Here's a chick who was on My Strange Addiction that's addicted to getting breast implants:
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I wouldn't be leaning over a stove top if I was her. Plastic melts.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Actually white skin only ages poorly if it's subjected to lots of sun exposure. White people who don't go out in the sun a lot or wear sun screen protection usually age (and holds up) quite well. If they are regular tanners on the other hand...

I only wish it were true, fam. Even without sun exposure, white skin shows every wrinkle, blue vein, ingrown hair, red rough patch and brown liver spot. Think of little white babies -- they look like larvae, all full of crusty bits and blue pulsating whatnots. Skin with a lot of melanin just doesn't do that; you can't see through it to the innards.

Are we sure Helen Hunt has had work done? That looks like regular old age to me, the evil fucker.

 

[cuddle striker]

I only wish it were true, fam. Even without sun exposure, white skin shows every wrinkle, blue vein, ingrown hair, red rough patch and brown liver spot. Think of little white babies -- they look like larvae, all full of crusty bits and blue pulsating whatnots. Skin with a lot of melanin just doesn't do that; you can't see through it to the innards.

Are we sure Helen Hunt has had work done? That looks like regular old age to me, the evil fucker.

I was thinking the same thing about Hunt. That's what all these other maniacs are afraid of, just normal old age.

 

[smallmilk]

I thought both of the Olsen twins have struggled with eating disorders and substance abuse? Either way Nicki Minaj has had a shitton of plastic surgery, probably more than either of the Olsen twins combined. She's pretty open about that fact too, and while it doesn't mean she looks bad I'd hardly use her as an example of black people naturally aging better than whites. Hell, Nicki has had so much work done that pre-surgery photos of her literally look like a different person. Combined with the fact that as others have mentioned eating disorders and substance abuse will age the fuck out of you that magazine was using a pretty shitty example to push their racist nonsense.

Its also pretty ironic considering that there have been articles whining how women arent allowed to age.

Tbh, i have nothing against plastic or cosmetic surgery but if you want to fix more that two things ya face aint the problem

 

[Grog]

The photos of Nicki's platform butt kills me.
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Her lower body looks like a klurf.