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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Based-shir
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He doesn't like how James Drake is wishy washy on new people in the house if they're just bad people.

He rates the Twins 10/10 in terms of how cool they are.

Antara asked "is Emma crying cute or pathetic" and he said neither.

He is being loud because Antara can't hear. Vibe killer JD comes in and he gets told to fuck off.
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Bashir is PISSED with James Drake.
 
the argument was made by the pages of people bitching in this thread
Every single screenshot that you posted is just people complaining about Ben sucker punching him and none are complaining about "poor little autist getting hit", IDK what did you expect.
why do you care if he got sucker punched if you agree he stood no chance to begin with? was Landon about to throw a crazy haymaker at Ben and he got robbed of the opportunity? get real dude.
"He was going to lose anyway so it's ok to cheat against him"
please be bait
 

Bashir telling JD to fuck off


Bashir making fun of James Drake and mogging him by having better acting skills.

He mad!!!
 
i've been enjoying the show and don't know why everyone is dooming lol
prod included
I liked productions early stance on trying to stick to a ruleset come hell or high water but walking it back so quickly recently feels like the beginning of a collapse, potentially.
They had this conception that rules help with motivations for Fish, then it seems they are throwing that out for short term content and appear to be less and less considerate of the bigger picture, or even plans more than a few hours ahead.
It is still good, but now they have decided to be firmly in the 'do this because we said so' rather than a 'do this because it is the framework we are all operating under' so it remains to be seen if Fish end up just frustrated and feeling impotent if things become more and more arbitrary and nonsensical.
 
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Drake getting an offer to "Trade places" with....is this Kody? I don't remember their names. Drake can go to the basement and get rest and this prod will come up and BE James Drake.

Drake says he wouldn't take the offer unless they told him exactly what would happen or what they planned to do, he doesn't plan on taking the offer.

He gave more suspicion on JD. Said something about sometimes there's secrets and people get rewarded, referring to his subway. They're burying this fucker lmao

Kody is such a fucking simp for Drake.

Did anyone see that part where Kody talks about he was halucinating and looked into the mirror and kept seing James Drake's face in place of his own? He also wrote him a monologue yesterday and had Drake help him act it out. Kody wanted to get into acting again.

Mega Gay show. (I'm here for it tho)
 
i actually legit dislike mints they should force him to box someone
maybe bashir since they had that fight over the water
 
All three of these were super self-inflicted.

I think it is equally inflicted. Often times is encouraged by protection or TTS because it's entertaining at first, but production takes no responsibility when it goes too far, and their response makes it much worse.

And when they are taking it out on popular Fish, it turns to fans against them.
 
Bashir is PISSED with James Drake.
It's because Bash sees James as his only real threat in the house. Bash is obviously quite good at manipulating the fish, he manipulated them out of The Cell so he could win, and that's gonna be his game this season. James is really the only person who threatens that, who is also really good at manipulation. If James was gone, Bash would have this house in the palm of his hand.
 
i've been enjoying the show and don't know why everyone is dooming lol
prod included
It’s a loud minority. Most people are enjoying this season. Production has fucked up a bit, but it’s not nearly enough to sink it.
 
Anissa and JD have said each others names for who they plan to use the bullet on.

JD told Bam to bring his dogs back when he comes later for the elimination. Bam says he will.

Unless I missed it, I don't even think Bam asked Emma who she'd eliminate?
 
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It's clearly a bit. During The Cell when Landon & Jet were going at each other, Mints or whoever posts the pop-up messages on Fishtank.live was dropping messages asking the audience something to the effect "do you guys like the Landon v Production bit or does it feel too forced & fake?" Landon isn't actually that bothered by production, is playing it up for the show for entertainment value & has been encouraged to do it by production themselves. I'm a pretty casual watcher but even I picked up on all of this. If you think they're annoyed by Landon who is consistently entertaining, creates content for them, & is loved by most the audience....I'd say you're probably being worked.
Don't explain shit like this ITT... Half of the fun of Fishtank is watching autistic kiwis not able to tell truth from fiction.
 
Apologies for not having screenshots handy, but I need to express how godawful cringey Beth’s dancing is. Ever time I see her receive a fishtoy or is mentioned in a TTS, she does this dumb thing with her elbows and it’s absolutely driving me nuts.

Kinda like this but with less hips.

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They keep doing this shit with the chairs, they're gonna eat shit eventually

26 year old women btw
 
I’m looking forward to the apparent autists in the thread turning to the next hyper focus from Fishtank. Some of you are as close to simping for Landon as JD is for Beth. Landon immediately started talking shit again and got up after he was knocked down; he’s fine.

JD shouldn’t get paid today if he doesn’t take his shirt off in the hot tub stream.
 
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