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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
EenGevolg said:
So I guess the weird emphasis on religiousness and "no Satan in my household Christ is king Christ is king!!" wasn't just a Sam thing? Trying to overcompensate for the fact Christ probably wouldn't be a fan of them getting high off Galaxy Gas and doing degen shit?


They've been doing this for a while, Sam told them to ban anti-Christian chat back in S3, and then did that gay group prayer a couple times. It's all cringy as shit and reeks of insincerity, you can call people niggerfaggots, mentally torment them, and tell them to kill themselves, but no satan and no bad words about the big guy!!!
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or maybe satanic energy isn't really a good sign on a live tv show?
 
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Why is this fag never wearing any socks?
 
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Drake getting an offer to "Trade places" with....is this Kody? I don't remember their names. Drake can go to the basement and get rest and this prod will come up and BE James Drake.

Drake says he wouldn't take the offer unless they told him exactly what would happen or what they planned to do, he doesn't plan on taking the offer.

He gave more suspicion on JD. Said something about sometimes there's secrets and people get rewarded, referring to his subway. They're burying this fucker lmao
 
Cuck_Dragon_avi said:
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Drake getting an offer to "Trade places" with....is this Kody? I don't remember their names. Drake can go to the basement and get rest and this prod will come up and BE James Drake.

Drake says he wouldn't take the offer unless they told him exactly what would happen or what they planned to do, he doesn't plan on taking the offer.

He gave more suspicion on JD. Said something about sometimes there's secrets and people get rewarded, referring to his subway. They're burying this fucker lmao
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Production is trying to butter him up and get on his good side now that the boxing room is open.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
I said I wouldn't have a problem them doing the Ben/Landon bit if the room had already been revealed
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I think this is a good point against the idea it was all a work. I'm not saying Ben was actually that mad at Landon's shit talking, but he and Jet are obviously frustrated, and as in the past they take that frustration out on the Fish or the Fans.

It was probably more that they had gassed Landon up too much with the Mogging Production bit, and he was being disruptive to their attempts to run the show. It's something that could be solved with a serious talk, but the show is struggling right now, they are obviously frustrated, and they decided to be a lot more mean spirited about it.

The Hellhouse Nontent complainers are currently ruining the show. Beth is just annoying, they've fucked with everyone's sleep for the 4th day in a row now, and surprisingly everyone's health is in the shitter. They started the Cell when they weren't ready, had nothing planned so it was the worst Cell ever, and they slept through the ending. Then when the James Drake kinda saved it with TTS direction, they say "Nah this is a serious rules based show and the guy that the rules said should is been eliminated won" and then punish the fans with forced cringe line repeats.

We aren't even halfway through the show and it feels like we are getting into the last third of Season 2, where all the Fish are burned out, production is taking it out on them, and the wrong part of the fan base is being listened too.

Ben vs Landon was a huge L because it makes me dislike Production. I currently don't particularly care if this season finiatially fails and ends the show. I'm not moral fagging, I think Ben pulling up a drunk retard to beat him up for behavior they've been encouraging makes them look incompetent. It doesn't matter if Ben was playing up the anger, it doesn't matter if he didn't hit Landon as hard as humanly possible when he sucker punched him in the face. This wasn't "Content."

Either they were pretending to be vindictive, petty, butt hurt faggots that took it out on a guy that couldn't fight on his best day and waited until he was sloshed to sucker punch him in the face, or Ben actually did it under a veil of comedy. Either way it makes them look bad, it makes the show look pathetic, and it makes me hate them.

The same fucking faggots that think that was the best moment of the season also probably think Frank's creeping on drunken Tay was great content too, and if that's the show Jet continues to run I hope it fails. For the last 3 days Jet has been making the show worse reacting to people complaining about content, and if that continues today I'm probably going to check out for a bit.
 
TTS asking what James Drake thinks of Lord of the Rings - James Drake is excited for the New LOTR movie - "The Search for Smeagol". And his hangover routine is staying in bed and watching all of the LOTR movies while drinking water.
 
Production absolutely is insecure enough to get mad at mentally retarded fish ‘mogging’ them. As was indicated by Daniel last season, although it’s unfair to Landon to compare them. It’s not a big deal that Landon got knocked around, but it’s absolutely a result of paper thin egos. All I’ve been thinking since Landons attitude became shitty is how much I hope they take it better than I expect, which they have so far.
 
I suspected that the Ben vs Landon clip would make it to the most fag infested and loser filled subreddit that there is. I go check and sure enough there it is, right at the top:


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NOOOOOO don't hurt the wholesome chungus neurodivergent contestant in a fight that he agreed to and on a show that he watched before, he was just heckin asking for a beating and talking shit for like a week!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! I am reddit's most famous boxer and have been in many altercations in my time by the way!
 
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