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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Penguin Soldier said:
have no problem with Ben fighting Landon and doing what he did, if the fighting room had already been established.
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This is the kinda criticism that makes me only lurk in this thread usually, so the only problem you have with it is that they revealed the room early & that's why you continue to go off about it? It would be fine to box the retard if the room was already revealed beforehand & it wasn't a surprise reveal. Come on with this nitpicky Reddit shit
 
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I just know JD is not gonna have a good day today. lmao
 
Obviously production isn't actually mad at Landon, Ben just goes so hard because if he loses a fight to a retard it will be a permanent scar. Every other tts for the rest of the season will mention it. It permanently undermines production authority, fish will be encouraged to beat up production for the rest of fishtank.
 
What did JD say about Jet? The audio he plays in the video is too muffled to hear.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
The twins have been drifting further away from the fish the last several days, they're way less interesting than they were last week. Whenever I see stuff posted about the twins now, 90% of the time it's things I never saw because something more interesting was happening elsewhere in the house and it feels like the twins recappers are watching a completely different show.

They need to stop isolating so much, and also production needs to give them more stuff to do, last week they had detective type stuff to do, little adventures to go on, but production has been doing fuck all and the twins obviously can't create content themselves. What happened to the Jet is an alien bit? They could have done some stuff with that but it hasn't been mentioned in days. They went from what Josiefags imagined Josie was actually like, to just what Josie was actually like. Sad to see.
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Bingo is pretty sick and now Bongo is too. They were mostly recovering from the cell room challenge yesterday. Hopefully they are feeling better today and have more energy
 
muffdiver said:
This is the kinda criticism that makes me only lurk in this thread usually, so the only problem you have with it is that they revealed the room early & that's why you continue to go off about it? It would be fine to box the retard if the room was already revealed beforehand & it wasn't a surprise reveal. Come on with this nitpicky Reddit shit
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Damn your reading comprehension is nigger tier. My criticism was it was bad/dumb to reveal the room early so Ben could pick a fight with Landon, instead revealing it to further the conflict that was happening between Anisa and Beth. I said I wouldn't have a problem them doing the Ben/Landon bit if the room had already been revealed, because the room would have already existed and wouldn't call into question why they didn't reveal it early so Anisa/Beth could fight like they were trying to.

If they didn't have to restrain Anisa from fighting Beth a few hours before hand, then I wouldn't criticize the Ben/Landon bit and wouldn't care about them revealing it early. If they were going to reveal it early, I would rather have had it done so for the sake of something that actually called for it. Not so the wiggers could get a funny clip of Ben punch a drunk retard.

If you can't understand that, you should probably lurk an English class instead of this thread to try and get your reading level above 5th grade.

Edit: This nigger legit had to have only read the first sentence of my post before he made this comment btw. Look at the next sentence.

Penguin Soldier said:
I have no problem with Ben fighting Landon and doing what he did, if the fighting room had already been established. But to reveal it early to do that, after having to hold Anisa back from getting her hands on Beth is what I find issue with.
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RefreshingPotatoChip said:
Bingo is pretty sick and now Bongo is too. They were mostly recovering from the cell room challenge yesterday. Hopefully they are feeling better today and have more energy
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Next season needs mandatory water+zinc+vitC supplements daily for every single fish. Nothing bothers me more than plagues running through the tank destroying the energy because they're all malnourished and too retarded to stay hydrated.
 
James Drake and Beth hanging out in the kitchen
  • James Drake seems to not 100% understand the freeloader concept
    • "So do you get paid by the day or the week?"
    • "Uhh, I'm just here"
  • James Drake says he sits there every in hopes they will open the door and it be some sort of view outside, but the view is just a dumpster
 

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Rolex said:
A bit late, and I don't really have much of an opinion on the Ben v Landon thing but to everyone saying Ben wasn't trying to hurt him: go back and watch for the 7th punch. It's a nasty hook that goes right over Landon's head. If it landed, that shit was 100% lights out. He only didn't wind up because he wanted to make sure the shots landed. He still put major force into them, they weren't "pushes".
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Punches 1-6 + 8-9 didn't hurt him but that 7th missed punch....Idk I just find this cope amusing...those 8 punches didn't hurt him but the 1 out of 9 he missed would've really fucked him up!
 
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They're playing the gif of Landon getting beat up.

No real reacts, just sorta laughed.
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James Drake said "oh so there's a combat room"...I bet he is plotting his moves now

Beth picks up Clorox wipes and starts cleaning to help James Drake who is shuffling around sweeping and cleaning up. It seems she can be shamed or guilted into doing things to help, unlike Vicky
 
muffdiver said:
Yeah he would. He did it because it was funny, not because he was mad. Challenging him to fight, asking to touch gloves, & immediately sucker punching him is objectively funnier than trying to legitimately box him all sportsman-like, it made the clip funnier & will get more views. That's really as deep as it goes . If you think Ben shouting at Landon in confessional before this fight is genuine anger, I question your ability to decipher what's real from what's done to make the show entertaining & funny. I don't know maybe the fact I've watched a lot of professional wrestling in my life has made me more congnisant of this kinda thing but it's genuinely surprising to me that so many people legitimately believe some of this show's worked bits.
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Remember that most fishtank fans are also autistic. Keep that in mind and their reactions make a lot more sense.

I guarantee any new autistic viewer whining about ben this season would have thought ben was actually gay if they started in S3.
 
Rolex said:
Next season needs mandatory water+zinc+vitC supplements daily for every single fish. Nothing bothers me more than plagues running through the tank destroying the energy because they're all malnourished and too retarded to stay hydrated.
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Maybe some sort of quarantine or delay between the air travel and the tank starting. That would probably help contestant retention too - get them comfortable being away from home before the TTS and harassment starts. A false flag of security
 
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