Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

While Canada has considerable larger total area than the US, it has much more water area than the US (more water than any other country in the world, actually) and when you only consider land area, they are indeed very close and the US actually has slightly more than Canada.

So, he's actually not wrong about that.
 
Actually you are both wrong. Do a little research before you are quick to accuse someone of lacking intelligence when you show you lack intelligence by your criticism. Maps currently feature large scale distortion due to taking a globe shape and putting the countries of the globe onto a 2d map. when you put it on a 2d map, it creates largescale distortion of size the farther you get away from the equator. Look on a 2d map of any country. You'll notice that it presents the time zones as equal distance. this is not true at all. the closer to the north pole and south pole you get, the smaller the time zones get. A 2d map does no reflect this.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...d-despite-access-accurate-satellite-data.html

http://thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~...*MA.MTgwMDAwMDA)Mw~!CA*MjM5ODA2OQ.NjIwOTg3)NA

area of united states: 3.797 million mi²

area of canada: 3.855 million mi²
 
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and russia is only about twice the size of the United States:

http://thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~....MjY5Nzg3Mjg)Mw~!RU*ODY4MjM5OQ.MTk1MTk4MjA)MA

area of russia: 6.602 million mi²

Look on a map and tell me if greenland is bigger or the Untied States is bigger. Greenland looks bigger, right? It looks bigger yes, but its not bigger.
http://thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~...2OTk(MzI1MjQ1Mjc~!GL*NDg2OTAyMQ.NzA0NTUyMQ)NA

Area of Greendland:
836,300 mi²

Now for those who suggested i was stupid for not understanding maps, i'd like an apology. You may apologize either publicly or privately if you want to do the right thing.
 
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If someone really needs to have SEVERAL DIFFERENT COUNTRIES as a backup in the event that he may have to flee them and live to another at a moment's notice, he's either in a James Bond movie, incredibly fucking paranoid, or extremely goddamn autistic.

Also he is aware that there are alternatives for pacifists in the event of a draft, right? It was relatively shunned back in the day but nowadays where pacifism is recognized it wouldn't be as bad.
 
I'm in a James Bond movie, and I am autistic. I am not paranoid in the slightest when it comes to these things.

I want multiple countries for my own pride and sense of accomplishment and expanding my identity. Also I will get citizenship of at least one country in the EU so I can freely travel throughout the entire EU. My plans for helping the world if i only focus on America is stupid. In order to make a real difference in the world, I have to focus on multiple countries all over the place.
 
I'm in a James Bond movie, and I am autistic. I am not paranoid in the slightest when it comes to these things.

I want multiple countries for my own pride and sense of accomplishment and expanding my identity. Also I will get citizenship of at least one country in the EU so I can freely travel throughout the entire EU. My plans for helping the world if i only focus on America is stupid. In order to make a real difference in the world, I have to focus on multiple countries all over the place.
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I'm in a James Bond movie, and I am autistic. I am not paranoid in the slightest when it comes to these things.

I want multiple countries for my own pride and sense of accomplishment and expanding my identity. Also I will get citizenship of at least one country in the EU so I can freely travel throughout the entire EU. My plans for helping the world if i only focus on America is stupid. In order to make a real difference in the world, I have to focus on multiple countries all over the place.

The morning sun touched lightly on
The eyes of Lucy Jordan
In a white suburban bedroom
In a white suburban town

And she lay there 'neath the covers
Dreaming of a thousand lovers
'Til the world turned to orange
And the room went spinning round

At the age of 37
She realized she'd never ride
Through Paris in a sports car
With the warm wind in her hair
 
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Now for those who suggested i was stupid for not understanding maps, i'd like an apology. You may apologize either publicly or privately if you want to do the right thing.
Not a chance in hell. Sorry I'm not going to blindly believe you like you hope your future cult underlings will.

Greenland and other countries near the poles are mispresented, size wise, because of maps made by Mercator projection. It doesn't change the fact that I was trying to imply, that Canada has more land then the U.S for your intended uses. Canada has plenty of cheap (yet useable) land, which you have already shown to have an interest in because you are looking at the price point and not if it's a smart place to try to make your weird hobo compound. Look at the land you purchased already, it's completely useless, you can probably buy double that amount in the tundra here for half the price.

Have you sold that waterless desert chunk of land yet?
 
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" countries near the poles are mispresented, size wise, because of maps made by Mercator projection." exactly, so the size of Canada is exaggerated since its closer to the north pole. When you adjust the size of Canada, the size is roughly the same as America. Never suggested that they were exactly the same size but they are about the same size relatively. whereas the maps make it look like Canada is much larger, thats due to distortion. its not much larger.

I never suggested you are to blindly believe me. You just confirmed what I said however with your acknowledgment of misrepresentation of size markers. evidently you mistook my statement too literally of being roughly the same size. Your definition of "roughly" may be quite different than mine. I meant it as "almost the same". When you deal with millions of square miles, "almost the same" could differ by thousands of square miles. Canada is only about 58,000 square miles larger than the USA. That's hardly anything relatively speaking. That works out to Canada being about 1.5% larger than the USA. Come on, you can't be serious that a mere 1.5% larger size means they are not roughly the same size. It'd be like someone who is 6 feet tall compared to someone who is 5 feet 11 inches. They ARE roughly the same size. It would be like 1 dollar compared to 1 dollar and 5 cents. they are roughly the same size. So I was not wrong nor did i express ignorance or stupidity in what i said.

10 trillion dollars and 9.9 trillion dollars are ROUGHLY the same size. even though the difference is 100 billion dollars.
 
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10 trillion dollars and 9.9 trillion dollars are ROUGHLY the same size. even though the difference is 100 billion dollars.
The fact that you are so focused on a single word ("roughly") and not the actual point of my post just reaffirms that their is no point in continuing this discussion.

Couple of questions instead,
1. I thought your family told you not to post here anymore?
2. Aren't you concerned about Tamar trying to get you arrested?
3. Have you taken any of the steps you claimed to be willing to do to make money?
4. Have you started the therapy sessions yet, as per your families request?
5. Have you sold your useless property in the desert?

Edit: also apologize for double posting!
 
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Therapy begins next week.

I'm concerned about Tamar trying to get me arrested but only because I don't want my family to be disappointed with me. Thats the only reason. otherwise it wouldn't matter to me much. Getting me arrested gets me exactly what I want: to see her again and talk through our issues. Its a win win. If i don't get arrested, its a win, if i get arrested, its also a win.

I started minor work online to get about 100-200 dollars a month. So far I've made $120 about. Its a start. Will look for a job when all this is over and done with. I feel its stupid to look for a job with all this legal stuff going on. I'm also not selling my land until the legal stuff is over and done with.

The point of your post was that I was wrong to suggest that Canada and USA are about the same size. I provided sufficient evident they are almost the same size enough to justify my original statement that you were criticizing me for.
 
" countries near the poles are mispresented, size wise, because of maps made by Mercator projection." exactly, so the size of Canada is exaggerated since its closer to the north pole. When you adjust the size of Canada, the size is roughly the same as America. Never suggested that they were exactly the same size but they are about the same size relatively. whereas the maps make it look like Canada is much larger, thats due to distortion. its not much larger.

I never suggested you are to blindly believe me. You just confirmed what I said however with your acknowledgment of misrepresentation of size markers. evidently you mistook my statement too literally of being roughly the same size. Your definition of "roughly" may be quite different than mine. I meant it as "almost the same". When you deal with millions of square miles, "almost the same" could differ by thousands of square miles. Canada is only about 58,000 square miles larger than the USA. That's hardly anything relatively speaking. That works out to Canada being about 1.5% larger than the USA. Come on, you can't be serious that a mere 1.5% larger size means they are not roughly the same size. It'd be like someone who is 6 feet tall compared to someone who is 5 feet 11 inches. They ARE roughly the same size. It would be like 1 dollar compared to 1 dollar and 5 cents. they are roughly the same size. So I was not wrong nor did i express ignorance or stupidity in what i said.

I have some advice for you.

 
I have some advice for you.


Nope. I decided long ago that I would never kill myself. I would become a hedonist and live life like an atheist does. You'll never see me killing myself because it is the stupidest and most idiotic thing anyone could ever do outside of saving someone's life by doing it. It is also morally disgusting and pathetic. I'd sooner kill you than kill myself. My life is worth 1000x your life at least.
 
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