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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Emma may be boring but I think she's actually pretty smart game wise. She said a few days ago she was being invisible on purpose so she wouldn't catch the bullet and now she's seemingly got the message from the wiggers that she was being TOO boring so she's talking about buttplugs and dipping hats in piss.
 
"dude, to close a door perfectly, the cloth needs to be out of the way! its super important! if you're going to close a door, make sure the cloth is out of the way."
-make this a new tts? I'm le poor so like
 
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Emma still sucks and constantly going after the least favorite fish is getting boring. They need to bring someone in that will fuck with James Drake, Emma, or BingBong. Everyone immediately goes for the safe choice of Bashir and JD, Landon got messed with a bit by Laura but that's about it.
 
2 weeks into season 5, Production has finally enabled an autopilot mode for overnight Director's feed
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sum ting wong said:
Emma still sucks and constantly going after the least favorite fish is getting boring. They need to bring someone in that will fuck with James Drake, Emma, or BingBong. Everyone immediately goes for the safe choice of Bashir and JD, Landon got messed with a bit by Laura but that's about it.
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I think this is a good start for Emma, she's starting to create content. I also think that the fish and audience already warmed up to Bashir and he become pretty popular, his problem is that he started playing friendtank on week 2 which is the halfway point of the season and when there is no more elimination. He should've done friendtank on week 1 to make a good impression.
 
Not really relevant to anything currently happening but I thought it was interesting that Drake's GF mentioned that even if a TTS sounds facetious or sarcastic she will just respond as if it's genuine. Drake himself has also operated like that since day one & it almost always ends with him looking super gracious & patient. Odd to see well adjusted adults on FT.
 
SammyShield said:
Not really relevant to anything currently happening but I thought it was interesting that Drake's GF mentioned that even if a TTS sounds facetious or sarcastic she will just respond as if it's genuine. Drake himself has also operated like that since day one & it almost always ends with him looking super gracious & patient. Odd to see well adjusted adults on FT.
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Wiggers tipped their hats with that "the only reason you're leaving is because you're not an abusive couple" comment too.

I'm pretty sure Ben dug through their internet presence and found stuff like his DUI, her situation with her baby-daddy who hates her, Drake having an ex-wife that hates him, and Drake probably having sexually charged and abusive acting scenes(he mentioned he plays abusive boyfriends a lot) - bringing them on thinking it'd be an Alex B situation or reveal some fucked up dynamic in their relationship.

But it wasn't - they're both just actors and either are genuinely chill people, or just high IQ and high-inhib enough to mask whatever weaknesses they have while on a 24/7 livestream full of gaslighting and mean-spirited pranks.
For example: Drake probably really does have drinking problems, but he's smart and not a retarded addict and drinks just enough to look like he's down with consuming alcohol, but never actually becomes drunk. He admitted to making mocktails during Drunk POS challenge, and blew 0,02 during the DUI Challenge that was targeted at him(that's like, one beer)
 
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Nigger Lain said:
Problem need to.remember that the allure it reality TV is reality or as close to a s I nxnsnr simulacrjm as can be captured on camera, the point of prizes challenges and eliminations is to draw that drama and and e m or I nne put of people in a controlled environment challenges are lviing e Li Einstein is death and the prize is thr victory
Soncsiry is what matters be it wholesome or hell, fair or fixed, scuffed or smooth
It must be sincsds
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Nigger, did you eat a couple bars an hour before posting this?

If so, good job. Keep eating and posting.
 
Yummy Gummy said:
Over a week ago I was calling her a Troll and "a Midge," in chat, cuz she's short, weird looking, and I love the term midge. I was also calling JD, Eric the midge, cause his deformed chest- Great name regardless.

If someone independently called her that/got her named that, that's hilarious and great minds think alike.

Otherwise, hai Lurkers, hai Wiggers!
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Jet is definitely in chat.
 
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