🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Qonas]

They're also using the "No Tyrants" branding mixed with "No Kings", the former of which was an offshoot of the latter in England organized by the same people but because England as a king they had to change the name. You know, no kings, unless you have one.

Oh shit Canada acknowledges a king? WHOOPS.

 

[Ghostse]

Oh shit Canada acknowledges a king? WHOOPS.

"OOPS! All Kings!"

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The No Tyrants Rally in Halifax is gonna start in less than an hour.


Literally less than 20 minutes away from Ellen's.

Is she gonna stand up for her rights and protest against the tyranny of Donald Trump?
Place your bets now.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Sorry for doublepost, but Ellen made her first post in a few days...and it's sorta dreadful!
(archive)


As an addenum to that San Junipero announcement from before, there's gonna be a whole tier with Ellen shit included.
Specifically, it contains:
(archive)


- Hardback copy of that comic book
- Shitty print of Ellen's drawing (the one we've seen before, a kind which Ellen actually used to do on bloody canvas)


- A generic bookmark (not Ellen themed)
- The same Ellen art, but this time a postcard! Woohoo!

Besides Ellen, only one other artist has shit like this. I wonder why...

And it's a person that draws decently!

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Ellen is making a comic about teenage lesbians. Her transformation into Dobson with a vagina is complete.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Ellen is making a comic about teenage lesbians. Her transformation into Dobson with a vagina is complete.

She is not making one.
Not even close.
All she did is a single piece of promo artwork.

 

[assclown]

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

That shit is so creepy. Who the fuck draws porn of themselves like the secondhand embarrassment is off the charts.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I am genuinely fucking *begging* Ellen to do some actual anatomy studies. These are awful.
And was the sameface between the ponytail with yoga pants pic and the bun with lingerie pic deliberate? With Ellen I honestly can't tell.
Wait, hold up. The beach pic and the candle bondage picare the same fucking pose, too.
Is Ellen still using base assets? Lazybones.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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An adult woman drew these and is proud of them. Especially that top one with the stick legs coming out of a beach ball butt, just fuck my shit up fam holy shit

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Ellen made a comic about her trip to Lisbon.
(archive)
Pictured: Mpreg Jeff.
Not pictured: Ellen having a train ran on her at a nude beach while her kids watch in horror.


The comments.


And from Facebook.


Update: Apparently, this is glassless Liz.

I was surprised by the fact Ellen hasn't included her children in a comic...and, yup, of course she did.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Ellen is making a comic about teenage lesbians. Her transformation into Dobson with a vagina is complete.

Almost there, she would have had at some point made an account pretending to be of the opposite sex to draw inflation porn to be completely Dobson with a vagina

 

[Haramburger]

This is Buckley-tier Mr. Potato editing of minor details to just avoid work(drawing a different pose)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

New Patreon posts, taken in Ellen's bedroom, with some new clothes Ellen has bought in Portugal.
(archive)

(Patreon 1) (Patreon 2) (Onlyfans)
(archive 1) (archive 2) (archive 3)

The comic featured in the regular tier is this panel from the Lisbon comic.

...on one hand, I am glad there's no exhibitionism in this one...
...on the other hand, I am concerned by the (part 1) in these posts...

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Ellen achieves her true form as pretentious poseur hipster wannabe eurotrash.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO


UPDATE: JFC MY LUNGS HOLY SHIT
(archive)

 

[CervixHammer]

That shit is so creepy. Who the fuck draws porn of themselves like the secondhand embarrassment is off the charts.

(some?) troons like to claim women get AGP. Ellen is a broken clock moment for them.

 

[Spergichu]

Her cuck husband broke bones while vacationing in Lisbon, you say? Where have I heard that one before, I wonder...

 

[Ted's Cabin]

Only in America can you skip protesting mecha-hitler because you were tired from your vacation in Europe

Edit: I have been informed that canada is not currently part of America

 

[Chromeo]

Edit: I have been informed that canada is not currently part of America