Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Yes, but then you were completely dismissive when told that many of your ideas were blatantly unconstitutional. Which sort of undermines your whole "I understand the President's power is limited" assertion.

you don't need to have control of all three branches. you just need to convince the other branches to go along with your idea.
 
So you say that you won't get a job or accomplish any of your life goals while you're in legal trouble but what about volunteering?
 
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Again you are an idiot. This idea that rape occurs a lot in jail is mindless garbage.

No it isn't. You are substantially more likely to be raped in prison.

Also a yammering bitch like you would annoy everyone so much that they'd shove their cock down your throat not even because they were horny but just so they wouldn't have to listen to your bullshit for a few minutes.
 
Stalking a moral activity, is it?

Most of what I do is morally acceptable. Whether you want to call it stalking or not is debatable. If its stalking, then its moral activity.

No it isn't. You are substantially more likely to be raped in prison.

Also a yammering bitch like you would annoy everyone so much that they'd shove their cock down your throat not even because they were horny but just so they wouldn't have to listen to your bullshit for a few minutes.

Actually I don't talk with most people in person. I am quiet and very reserved.
 
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No it isn't. You are substantially more likely to be raped in prison.

Also a yammering bitch like you would annoy everyone so much that they'd shove their cock down your throat not even because they were horny but just so they wouldn't have to listen to your bullshit for a few minutes.

@tamarlover has assured me that if anyone messes with him in prison, he'll kick their ass. :optimistic:

(Andrew, seriously I'll say again; prison is not a nice place and wouldn't be kind to you...)
 
Have you stopped and wondered that we all have much better things to do than prove our superiority to you? I can guarantee we all use an ounce of our ton of intellect on ragging on you and making fun of you. You are an idiot playing as a genius. You attempt to fall behind walls of text, while we use minimal words to laugh at you and prove you wrong.

Your minimal words expose how stupid you are. Time and time again multiple individuals here have expressed profound ignorance and utter lack of intelligence. They have also presented moral hypocrisy as well as a disgusting moral attitude in general. I honestly don't think you have anything better to do that's why you waste your time on this site making fun of people. have you ever stopped and wondered that the people you make fun of are actually morally superior to you in many ways?

I can guarantee you expose how stupid you are in this thread time and time again. Multiple times you have shown yourselves to be idiots. You are too ignorant to understand when you are in error.
 
Again you are an idiot. This idea that rape occurs a lot in jail is mindless garbage.

I'm not a cult leader and I am a morally superior person compared to all of you. I also have exhibited superior intelligence than a number of you here.

Doesn't matter if the courts read this thread since they I gave her the evidence she needs elsewhere.

Rape is jail is pretty uncommon, but prison rape really isn't all that rare. I knew a dude that got raped so hard and so often he couldn't control his pooping for years afterwards. He finally got awarded some money by the state because of some PREA violations and got his butthole sewn back together.

If anything, the EXISTENCE of PREA should convince you that it's a serious problem. Personally I just view it as another reason to avoid incarceration.

You'd be more likely just to have your stuff stolen if you ever made it to the big house IMO. You have to really be a bitch or a snitch to get the rapin' treatment right away.
 
I honestly don't think you have anything better to do that's why you waste your time on this site making fun of people.

Well, you've got us there.

have you ever stopped and wondered that the people you make fun of are actually morally superior to you in many ways?

Since you've moved from arguing about your own moral superiority to lolcows in general, let me just pull two quotes from lolcows from just the past few days:

"I'm not aroused by the thought of my nephew as he is now. I fapped to a conspiracy theory in which Cuntster forcibly transitioned him to trans-cuck me and lord his female identity and form over me." - Chris Gillon (for context, his nephew is a child)

"This is one lucky fuck. I think 9 is a little early and am for 12 as aoc but what I wouldn't give to be given a chance to fuck a willing 9 year old when I had been 16. He's even luckier in that he avoided prosecution. In UK from what I understand he'd just likely be put on trial anyway." - Marjan Siklic

To be honest with you, no, I haven't found myself wondering if I may be morally inferior to the lolcows I enjoy laughing at.
 
Most of what I do is morally acceptable. Whether you want to call it stalking or not is debatable. If its stalking, then its moral activity.
If its moral, why does the bible itself tell you not to covet another man's wife and if it's moral, why does the legal system consistently tell people who do stalk, which is what you're doing, to not just fucking stop it but if you keep it up you will go to jail?

I don't know about you guys, but to me it sounds like Andy is an amoral and selfish monster.
 
Rape is jail is pretty uncommon, but prison rape really isn't all that rare. I knew a dude that got raped so hard and so often he couldn't control his pooping for years afterwards. He finally got awarded some money by the state because of some PREA violations and got his butthole sewn back together.

If anything, the EXISTENCE of PREA should convince you that it's a serious problem. Personally I just view it as another reason to avoid incarceration.

You'd be more likely just to have your stuff stolen if you ever made it to the big house IMO. You have to really be a bitch or a snitch to get the rapin' treatment right away.

You are more likely to get raped when in prison, but it is not something that you have to be afraid of it happening to you if you go to prison. Its not that common. Just like a woman doesn't have to be afraid going outside even though its more likely to be raped if you go outside your home than stay inside your home. There's always risks in life. The risk of rape is low in prison, and if anyone tries to rape me, they'll be lucky if they survive.
 
Well, you've got us there.



Since you've moved from arguing about your own moral superiority to lolcows in general, let me just pull two quotes from lolcows from just the past few days:

"I'm not aroused by the thought of my nephew as he is now. I fapped to a conspiracy theory in which Cuntster forcibly transitioned him to trans-cuck me and lord his female identity and form over me." - Chris Gillon (for context, his nephew is a child)

"This is one lucky fuck. I think 9 is a little early and am for 12 as aoc but what I wouldn't give to be given a chance to fuck a willing 9 year old when I had been 16. He's even luckier in that he avoided prosecution. In UK from what I understand he'd just likely be put on trial anyway." - Marjan Siklic

To be honest with you, no, I haven't found myself wondering if I may be morally inferior to the lolcows I enjoy laughing at.

I haven't read any of the other threads much at all so I wouldn't know. I just offered it as a possibility. Though of course if you pick the worst of them. But surely not all the lolcows are that bad.
 
You are more likely to get raped when in prison, but it is not something that you have to be afraid of it happening to you if you go to prison. Its not that common. Just like a woman doesn't have to be afraid going outside even though its more likely to be raped if you go outside your home than stay inside your home. There's always risks in life. The risk of rape is low in prison, and if anyone tries to rape me, they'll be lucky if they survive.

Like I said, I don't think you have to worry about getting raped in prison. You're not really the sort of guy they like to rape. You'd probably get shanked, beat up, or have all your stuff get stolen. The crazies do not fare well in general population.
 
Have you ever been in a physical confrontation in your life?

No, but that is irrelevant. Because i have played out what I would do in the situation. And I'd enter into psychopath mode pretty easily if something like that happened. I have a pretty disturbing thought process of what I would do in those situations. its pretty extreme.
 
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