🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Roak]

Jet keeps talking about doing a "The Long Walk" stream. If they can actually pull that off it would be kino

 

[crb]

You know those "you must be this tall to ride this ride" posts at theme parks?

Fishtank should impose those but with a "you must be fulfilled enough to not imprint on the autists" limitation

Then again it would cut the audience down by 75%

Every twins' fan would be gone

 

[Step out of the car sir]

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Jet keeps talking about doing a "The Long Walk" stream. If they can actually pull that off it would be kino

Rent a football field somewhere remote and attach a camera to a car, bring back anyone and call it The Long Swim.
If they want to get autistic, they could hook up remote bands to the fish and monitor their speed, set it at above 3 mph and do the warning system, shoot em with paint balls.
Not a bad idea, they could throw stuff or speed up to running with a fish toy, it has a lot of potential to be fun.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

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Jet keeps talking about doing a "The Long Walk" stream. If they can actually pull that off it would be kino

if would be absolutely killer, they could call it "Dog Walk" and the contestants are dogs or something, we can buy Dog Toys for them idk, fresh idea still need time to autistically brainstorm something I'd never be involved with

 

[hyperboregro]

Beth only finds Bashir hot because she’s into men that beat on her.

Besides the religious part Bashir's whole personality is straight out of an early 2000's pick up artist's paywalled dating course. They all shilled "peacocking" which is essentially what bashir does every day, making your wardrobe ridiculous to the point of basically doing cosplay. He's also got all the surface level icebreakers and exotic stories "Oh, I got these pants in Japan, btw."

If it wasn't for the whole muslim thing and being a bit of a sperg he'd clean up in a university setting. Quite literally an art hoe's wet dream.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

Reminder that self insert fans unironically believed that TJ "became a man" in season 2.

Not a single TJ fan watched S2 live. They only know his arc through clips and the edits, or else they'd remember the mind numbingly boring hours Sam spent with him in the attic BEGGING him to do something, only actually doing it when it was laid out like a script for him. He not only did not evolve as a character, he became worse and every appearance of his afterwards has sucked.

 

[Rango Dango]

lil maejok is recovering and watching tv

 

[SenorKrinkle]

Besides the religious part Bashir's whole personality is straight out of an early 2000's pick up artist's paywalled dating course. They all shilled "peacocking" which is essentially what bashir does every day, making your wardrobe ridiculous to the point of basically doing cosplay.

If it wasn't for the whole muslim thing and being a bit of a sperg he'd clean up in a university setting. Quite literally an art hoe's wet dream.

maybe Bashir is applying the same logic as pickup artists to converting people to Islam?

 

[joker jimmy]

My biggest issue this season is that it's not Fishtank. It's fun, but it's not Fishtank. I'm always hesitant with Hellhouse, and fishtoys do lose their splendor after a while, but it's like they're not even bothering this time around.
I can maybe remember 2 fishtoy uses this season. Love letters and snacks and shit don't count. Whatever happened to the HVAC fishtoy they had planned? Why aren't sharks stomping around? Why has there been like one vaguely memorable bed removal? I like a slow burn, but come on.

Bro is four seasons behind

 

[Blitzsneed]

autistic diatribe about the current season

 

[cohle]

I saw this guy on twitter (A) post stills from the stream put through Grok or some other image model to make them look a bit better than simple screenshots and I think they're pretty good. Kinda makes me wish they had an actual photographer there to take photos.


If you're bored you can try it yourself. For Grok you can just upload a screenshot, and one of these as a reference and then something like "make the second picture have a similar photography style to the first one, i.e. film grain, slight bloom/lens flare, vignette and moody lighting". Or you can

Spoiler: Rest of them

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

Camera man had asked the twins in the market how they would do at the challenge. They said that they don't have a car and are used to walking for miles at a time

They also mentioned that they don't get out much besides going to Walmart. I hope they win, but $50k isn't going to fix all their problems. Some sort of day job with art commissions and selling their mom's crochet drip is the best reasonable path forward. A beater car at least to get around too but good luck with that.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

Not a single TJ fan watched S2 live. They only know his arc through clips and the edits, or else they'd remember the mind numbingly boring hours Sam spent with him in the attic BEGGING him to do something, only actually doing it when it was laid out like a script for him. He not only did not evolve as a character, he became worse and every appearance of his afterwards has sucked.

it would be cool if we got that arc for Emma, but I don't want to lose James for her to "maybe" (unlikely) become interesting

My biggest issue this season is that it's not Fishtank. It's fun, but it's not Fishtank. I'm always hesitant with Hellhouse, and fishtoys do lose their splendor after a while, but it's like they're not even bothering this time around.
I can maybe remember 2 fishtoy uses this season. Love letters and snacks and shit don't count. Whatever happened to the HVAC fishtoy they had planned? Why aren't sharks stomping around? Why has there been like one vaguely memorable bed removal? I like a slow burn, but come on.

My biggest issues with sneed is that it's not Chuck's. It's fun, but it's not Chuck's. I'm always hesitant with Sneed & Feed, and Chuck does lose his splendor after awhile, but it's like he's not even sneeding this time around.

I can remember 2 feedings this entire sneed. Cope and Sneed and shit don't count Whatever happened to the Sneedening they had planned? Why isn't Chuck stomping around? Why has there been like one vaguely memorable feed? I like a slow sneed, but come on.

 

[foam rolla]

Fuck, Binx is such a boring, useless cunt.

 

[alistar]

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I guess Bongo would say she isn't autistic when she lives with Bingo
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I guess Bingo lost her favorite garnet from the dragon arc, and they figured out Jet probably took it. Laura brought it back during their market shift claiming she beat up Jet to make him give it back.

 

[filthyknickers]

I saw this guy on twitter (A) post stills from the stream put through Grok or some other image model to make them look a bit better than simple screenshots and I think they're pretty good. Kinda makes me wish they had an actual photographer there to take photos.

All of those edits look like garbage. What is wrong with you AI guys? Fishtank is one of the few remaining bastions of truly live content and you take those moments and smack that gay ass filter on them to make it look completely CGI. Was this post made by JD? You're gay.

 

[Jackpot]

Every twins' fan would be gone

Landon fan, twins are too odd to be imprinted on unless you are some sort of Appalachian Garden Gnome. I think people have a protective spirit about them, but not that they feel relatable

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

If it wasn't for the whole muslim thing and being a bit of a sperg he'd clean up in a university setting. Quite literally an art hoe's wet dream.

Trust me, the whole Muslim thing actually works in his favor for this. I've seen it happen. I'm also willing to bet his Dad did the same move on his Mom in university. Probably was for the best and worked out for both of them, otherwise she'd be a shrill drunken spinster academic with a dozen cats and feminist talking points. Instead she gets a husband that keeps her in check, while he gets a wife that's on his intellectual level rather than a semi-literate arraigned bride who's never interacted with a non-related male before.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

"What? Alex B? Method acting?
No, no, you misheard, I said METH HEAD acting."

Emmas disgusting
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I definitely would NOT hit it.
Just look at those sharp knees.
She is way below my standar|

 

[Snod]

Jet is right, Alex B fatigue is real.