🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

So...how did I obtain a picture of the ultrasound?
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Fetus status: complete gestational history & womb-dox. TOTAL KIWI VICTORY, now I can go back in time and send Qurans & pizzas to the child before it was born(and thus prepare it for the Great Replacement of its peers as it is currently ongoing)
 
Fetus status: complete gestational history & womb-dox. TOTAL KIWI VICTORY, now I can go back in time and send Qurans & pizzas to the child before it was born(and thus prepare it for the Great Replacement of its peers as it is currently ongoing)
Oh, you like them?
Good, because her followers have a habit of posting just that in her Discord.
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In a rare showing of self-awareness, Ellen realized she hasn't been holding herself to the same untenable standard of virtue she holds others to, especially since, y'know, there's literally a war going on. She must have put this together as a way to interrogate her own hypocrisy and to try to atone for her refusal to sacrifice her own health and stay awake to protest the evil orange man from Glorious Canada's ugly neighbor to the south. After all, it's rather telling that she would exercise her privilege and go on vacation while ICE is unaliving people in the streets of Nazi-occupied Minnesota. I'm quite impressed- could this be the start of the self-aware Ellen arc?

April Fools you lovely cancers, you. :cunningpepe:
 
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In a rare showing of self-awareness, Ellen realized she hasn't been holding herself to the same untenable standard of virtue she holds others to, especially since, y'know, there's literally a war going on. She must have put this together as a way to interrogate her own hypocrisy and to try to atone for her refusal to sacrifice her own health and stay awake to protest the evil orange man from Glorious Canada's ugly neighbor to the south. After all, it's rather telling that she would exercise her privilege and go on vacation while ICE is unaliving people in the streets of Nazi-occupied Minnesota. I'm quite impressed- could this be the start of the self-aware Ellen arc?

April Fools you lovely cancers, you. :cunningpepe:
Did Ellen post this for April Fools, or did you draw this?
 
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In a rare showing of self-awareness, Ellen realized she hasn't been holding herself to the same untenable standard of virtue she holds others to, especially since, y'know, there's literally a war going on. She must have put this together as a way to interrogate her own hypocrisy and to try to atone for her refusal to sacrifice her own health and stay awake to protest the evil orange man from Glorious Canada's ugly neighbor to the south. After all, it's rather telling that she would exercise her privilege and go on vacation while ICE is unaliving people in the streets of Nazi-occupied Minnesota. I'm quite impressed- could this be the start of the self-aware Ellen arc?

April Fools you lovely cancers, you. :cunningpepe:
HOLY SHIT, I HAVE JUST BEEN OUTJERKED.

As a reward, here's Ellen making yet another transphobic comic, this time making fun of a guy for crossdressing, calling him trans, and riffing on his tits.
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Not an April Fools btw, this was posted yesterday.
This is the post that inspried her to do this.
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Funnily enough, this has actually lead to some criticism,
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including an argument between a fan of hers and her on Threads.

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Funnily enough, Ellen should know about this.
She made this comic.
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It was about crossdressing, yet Ellen got negative criticism becaue people believed she was encouraging her son into transitioning.
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She made a following comic in response.
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She is so stupid.
At least Ellen admits to it.
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Ellen, we all know you're the one who views this thread on the regular. Not your friends. Because of your personality disorder you are literally incapable of not googling yourself to see what people say about you.

Oh how it must make you mald that your faggy power mods can't do shit to this thread. Not our fault your opsec is dogshit you daft cunt.
Ellen can't even take responsibility for she and her cuck's shitty OPSEC, and has to "theorize" that someone here is just SO OBSESSED with Ellen that they faked a career in medicine so they could access her ultrasound records.

If only Ellen realized that everything we post here was because SHE AND/OR HER CUCK POSTED THAT SHIT ONLINE BEFOREHAND. Yet another LOLCOW that has shit OPSEC and then screams about "stalkers going through my trash!"
 
New Ellen comic, reposted onto all other social medias.
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Her replies are...uhhh...self incriminating?
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Yeah, selling crack is what she do now...but she also seems to have been drinking during pregnancy...and possibly smoking (she only mentions quitting smoking for Liz)...

This, on the other hand, is extremely prophetic.
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Also, another case of Ellen just reposting a witty comment she or someone else made on another platform.
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Edit: Irony.
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New Ellen comic, reposted onto all other social medias.
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Her replies are...uhhh...self incriminating?
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Yeah, selling crack is what she do now...but she also seems to have been drinking during pregnancy...and possibly smoking (she only mentions quitting smoking for Liz)...

This, on the other hand, is extremely prophetic.
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Also, another case of Ellen just reposting a witty comment she or someone else made on another platform.
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Edit: Irony.
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Blackest irony would be in 10 years they prove a link between smoking during pregnancy and kids having autism.

I'm willing to bet Ellen makes these strawman comics about her kid's 'tism because she secretly blames herself. Don't worry, Ellen, you aren't a bad mother just because your kid is on the spectrum. You're a bad mother because you keep exposing your children to the Sauron's Eye of the Internet you stupid cuntface.
 
...as I expected, part 2 of the Portugal nudes features public exhibitionism...and seems to have been shot in Lisbon, during her vacation...
(Patreon 1) (Patreon 2) (Onlyfans)
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Since SimpCity has already taken good care of archiving them, I'm linking these below.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

...the fact that the latter ones seem to be at a nude beach...ones which people there take their whole families to, to be free and relax...and Ellen comes here and just snaps goonerbait for her Patreon...
>"...seems to have been shot in Lisbon..."
YES!
>Talking about photos
FUCK!
 
New Ellen comic, reposted onto all other social medias.
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Her replies are...uhhh...self incriminating?
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Yeah, selling crack is what she do now...but she also seems to have been drinking during pregnancy...and possibly smoking (she only mentions quitting smoking for Liz)...

This, on the other hand, is extremely prophetic.
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Also, another case of Ellen just reposting a witty comment she or someone else made on another platform.
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Edit: Irony.
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That first screenshot sounds like shes implying she has a pic from when she was younger and a shit for brains drunk and had a habit of getting so wasted she'd shit herself, which wouldn't surprise me a bit

Its rather ironic considering shes in nova scotia and admitting to being as much of a drunk as jim lahey. Though at least he only pissed himself and when he was doing sketchy porn shit with randy didn't use his daughters personal property as props

When jim lahey is making better life decisions than you are its time to stop and re-evaluate your life and behavior

Kabobs said:
New comic from Patreon
Where are your morals? Where is your integrity? says the looney cunt who brings strangers into her hotel room to make sketchy porn while shes on vacation with her kids and who includes their stuff in her porn videos. Not to mention the whole harassing and attempting to incite others to harass a random guy on the internet for rightfully calling her out for her behavior

Deadwood was right, people like her are definitely hoopleheads
 
including an argument between a fan of hers and her on Threads.
I might be crazy but I don't even think the hypocrisy take makes sense. The guy was doing this in private and trying to hide it as far as I can tell and I'm pretty sure most people would be ok with others being into weird shit if it stayed private and wasn't forced on society at every turn. Yes he's a weird freak for doing whatever dumb shit that is, and it's still bad for him on both a moral and religious take, but at the very least he has the decency to not flaunt it and force others to applaud it.

This art sucks even from the angle of trying too hard.
 
Sorry for doublepost, but this warrants its own post, and I can't quote posts in edits.

Do you remember this guy, from the part 7 of psycho analysis?
What u/Major-Comparison454 couldn't do, u/KebD2005isaPedophile...also couldn't do.
This account was made specifically to harass u/KebD2005.
After this DM, addressed, yet again, to Cook, the Reddit admins have banned that Brazillian man for harassment.
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Cook has just shared another, very simillar Brazillian Man, contacting her via DM's with yet another raiding threat.
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"Ellen will be so proud of me" is such incel speak.

Here's the profile of the guy, AdSuper5597 (archive 1) (archive 2) (archive 3), although his name is listed as "CastielFFBoi Is retarded".

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Big obnoxious jerk in general.
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Considering they have a simillar username and are also very pro MAGA, it seems to me that they are the same troll.

I am so proud that Ellen, a person whom took down a "harassment" subreddit, has such a great following.

Edit: In the archive, I've also noticed this post.
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This is ALSO a personal callout of Cook, as she is a big fan of Rollercoaster Tycoon, as seen by some of her posts on her Reddit account, as well as some of the messages from the Ellenverse.
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It no longer figures here, but it was probably under this reply by her.
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Can't believe I'm gonna have to triplepost...

Ellen made new art, easter themed.
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Notably, for the first time in a long time, one of her art posts is in the bonus tier...though I think she has posted them, cheaper, on her Onlyfans.
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In terms of art, they seem to be:
- An Ellen and Jeff Easter comic (think with Ellen in a bunny outfit, with Jeff reacting to it)
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- Ellen laying on the side with an ass focus, with those arm and leg thingies I never knew the names of
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Alternatively, this pose.
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- Ellen sucking a dick through the gloryhole (albeit in the limitless blue void)
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- Ellen using a dildo on herself (I think anally, which would be a first)
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