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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
What did the production ever do to Bashir? Bring him back on the show after he got kicked out?
People say this as if it wasn't just to bring him back so they could use him as a laughing stock (the same reason they begged JD to stay) and carry on doing the Muslim prayer bit. I don't think production was ever going to have Bashir win, Jet even himself said to Drake that Bashir isn't going to win when they brought him back.
 
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Artist flew in on Easter for Bam.
 
I just hate Bashir crying about this isn't what Fishtank is about. He's watched other seasons, he's seen the show, but ..he thinks it's about the challenges, and not actively fucking with people?

And the crying about converting someone from a love letter he got. Religion doesn't belong in the tank, and using the show to spread your religion is just absolutely retarded.
 
I wish there was a way to show support for a fish without paying Sam or the wiggers.

e: the ginger with plugs is Bam’s tattoo artist. Bam’s gonna get his Fishagram tattoo, are they going to do a tattoo challenge with the fish?
 
I just hate Bashir crying about this isn't what Fishtank is about. He's watched other seasons, he's seen the show, but ..he thinks it's about the challenges, and not actively fucking with people?

And the crying about converting someone from a love letter he got. Religion doesn't belong in the tank, and using the show to spread your religion is just absolutely retarded.
I'd also add that his moral grandstanding is the biggest problem people have with him. He's trying to act like Fishtank should be some wholesome show where people can share ideas, not Jet's tardhouse.
 
You're right. Then you went into a coma for 2 weeks and woke up for today's events. Playing stupid doesn't make you correct

Jimmy was eliminated twice, Freddie walked out the door on a whim and they let him come back in. This is not the first time this has happened, Bashir just didn't self nuke or have his season cancelled like those two
Didn't see these two guys crashing out claiming someone else is the one being coddled though, or did I miss it? 🤣
 
I just hate Bashir crying about this isn't what Fishtank is about. He's watched other seasons, he's seen the show, but ..he thinks it's about the challenges, and not actively fucking with people?

And the crying about converting someone from a love letter he got. Religion doesn't belong in the tank, and using the show to spread your religion is just absolutely retarded.
They should kick him out with the bullshit religion pushing he does.
 
I just hate Bashir crying about this isn't what Fishtank is about. He's watched other seasons, he's seen the show, but ..he thinks it's about the challenges, and not actively fucking with people?

And the crying about converting someone from a love letter he got. Religion doesn't belong in the tank, and using the show to spread your religion is just absolutely retarded.
I beg you to take a look at the Trad Caths trying to say this show was always Sam Hyde's way of showing the sinfulness and greed of man
 
I'd also add that his moral grandstanding is the biggest problem people have with him. He's trying to act like Fishtank should be some wholesome show where people can share ideas, not Jet's tardhouse.
Ngl I do prefer his vision. Like why not bring in a bunch of tards and have them bond and mog eachother and throw our freeloaders?

Peepeepoopoo gets old.

There is no end station on the train to hell. If you don't set limits, there are no limits.
 
Bashir may have said some cringe shit in that, but is he even wrong? He tried to make content from the first challenge, and all that got him is a target on his back and the first boot. Then when he got a second chance, he's stuck to his guns, and all that got him is getting fucked by people day after day. What did people or production ever do to James, having Landon mog him in acting?
He's crying like a homo fag and trying to do some gay "muh honor you don't need the money" shit.
 
I never got that feeling. He's always been nice to them and treated them like the speds they are. Bashir is the one who comes off as condescending to them half the time.
Really though. Drake was gentle but honest with Landon after the last challenge, Bashir went around blowing smoke up everyone’s asses comfortable in the knowledge he was on the winning team(while making sure to slip in the way he split the 10k to everyone he talked to.) The ginger is a snake.
 
And the crying about converting someone from a love letter he got. Religion doesn't belong in the tank, and using the show to spread your religion is just absolutely retarded.
>the reality stream show cannot have an aspect of reality to it
Probably one of the most knee-jerk reddit critiques about the season is the anti-Muslim sentiment when it's been one of the more interesting things. Way more interesting than peepeepoopoo or hell house faggotry. Bashir takes religious criticism in stride.
 
I just hate Bashir crying about this isn't what Fishtank is about. He's watched other seasons, he's seen the show, but ..he thinks it's about the challenges, and not actively fucking with people?

And the crying about converting someone from a love letter he got. Religion doesn't belong in the tank, and using the show to spread your religion is just absolutely retarded.
Based Bashir would hate the $100 Telegram hellhouse paypigs, he's just like us...
 
I wish there was a way to show support for a fish without paying Sam or the wiggers.
just wait till they're out and buy merch from them or send them a superchat or whatever. That's what I've always done with the ones I like. I have an autographed DVD from Jimmy's hoard and a keychain from Tayleigh.
 
I never got that feeling. He's always been nice to them and treated them like the speds they are. Bashir is the one who comes off as condescending to them half the time.
He's nice to them I fully agree, he does not mistreat them in any way, but i get a sense he thinks he is more well put together and normal than the other fish.
And if that is what he thinks, he is probably right.
 
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