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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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I posted that at the beginning of the assault, Mints.

I agree, Drake won. They didn't break the door or storm the fort. The army fell apart. Bashir had no team here. It could have been an easy W if they could do it. Getting Binx to do anything other than sit around and whine is impossible. The Nigger like usual just ruins property and leaves.
 
>Binx and Landon on losing Triatholon team for not trying
>Binx and Landon on losing side of the siege for not trying.

Seems to be a common anchor dragging down whoever gets them on their side.

Smartest thing of this entire night was the Twins just sticking to their own room.
 
They transvestigated Adams apple. Smooth. That's as far as Bashir was willing to go anyways....

She's just Romanian (ugly), but she got pooped on. She should have activated her ancestral genetics to steal and get all the candy. She was handing him stuff to assault with.
 
>Binx and Landon on losing Triatholon team for not trying
>Binx and Landon on losing side of the siege.

Seems to be a common anchor dragging down whoever gets them on their side.

Smartest thing of this entire night was the Twins just sticking to their own room.

Same reasons too. Binx doesn't care and doesn't like it when things get hard. Landon is a paper tiger and cannot push himself mentally past discomfort even if he doesn't want to let anyone down.
 
Peace out nigga. The apology forms will still be available later.
If they somehow go from this back to kino, I'll admit it'll be the textbook definition of the chart.

see you tomorrow beefy chief, you excited for s6? I think it'll be the same rollercoaster of ITS SO OVER and WE'RE SO BACK it was this season
If it's more of this, I'm good on S6. Plain and simple, if I wanted peepeepoopoo and pure degeneracy, I'd watch the Square Hut (that Ukrainian shitshow).
 
I fail to see the utility in the upstairs teams attempting to siege Fort Drake anyways. They know nothing is going to get Laura or James to leave, or you'd think they would know that at least. I know a lot of it was about keeping them up but it'd be less energy and less dangerous to just knock on the door all night, or come and kick it randomly in shifts, something like that. A siege like that is never going to last hours, only minutes, so it's counter productive even if it achieves its purpose. Especially now that they have to all stay up and clean. That being said, Bashir and Vimp were the only ones who tried in earnest so respect to them, the rest just stood there. Major W for Drake.
 
I fail to see the utility in the upstairs teams attempting to siege Fort Drake anyways.
It's entirely driven from Bashir's spite and knowing the 50k is free if he gets Drake out now. Unfortunately for him none of his circle are willing to get their hands dirty and just abandoned him at the critical moment.

He's now asking Landon who actually called for the attack, pretending he didn't want it.
 
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