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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
If Bashir was a dominatrix mommy, Landon would have single handedly set fire to Fort Drake and mogged all their burnt corpses by cooking cheese fries over them in his tiger costume while proving he learned to tie his own shoes. Sadly for this challenge, Bashir is a man.

This is why it's interesting. His motivators are pretty singular. He needs to be turbo hyped (and usually drunk) by a group of guys or have a single older woman hint he do (thing) even if he knows he shouldn't (like why they lost the xboxes and computers).

He needs an extended hype train from men or Mommy's permission. He has no internal drive.
 
"Drake might not like me anymore :( I can't believe I upset Drake :( Man we should just let Drake win the $50k :("

Bashir and Twins need to just steal Landon's candy now. He'd fucking let them too lmfao
 
To think Drake almost allowed them in his fort. The walls of Troy would have fell for sure tonight.
Very true. To be honest the thing that is Bashir and James' Achilles Heel is that they think any ally is better than no ally. When teaming with Binx and Landon feels less like a partnership and more a person knowing how to swim but being drowned trying to save someone who can't swim. I would have said James learned his lesson from the Triatholon but he extended a partnership to Landon today and got lucky enough that he declined.

Say what you will about the twins, but they seem to know the exact times to pair with a winner's spirit and then cut and run, let the others burn themselves out. Maybe they are psychic
 
I fail to see the utility in the upstairs teams attempting to siege Fort Drake anyways.
It's entirely driven from Bashir's spite and knowing the 50k is free if he gets Drake out now. Unfortunately for him none of his circle are willing to get their hands dirty and just abandoned him at the critical moment.
It was Dumbgays idea and plan. He talked mad game all night to all the upstairs fish 1 on 1 and said he had a master plan and that "He" was going to break into Drakes room. As soon as he got all the fish going he fucked off to kitchen then to the confessional while the siege was going down and talked about how great he is ad nauseam. Nigga was asleep before Jet even came up to put a stop to it.

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got lucky enough that he declined.
They would have sat and done NOTHING in the room is the thing. They would have just been nontent instead of an active hinderance.

Like a paper cut instead of a broken limb.
 
It was Dumbgays idea and plan. He talked mad game all night to all the upstairs fish 1 on 1 and said he had a master plan and that "He" was going to break into Drakes room. As soon as he got all the fish going he fucked off to kitchen then to the confessional while the siege was going down and talked about how great he is ad nauseam.

That's..... actually some solid freeloading if intentional lol. Played up the tension and got Landon 1 step closer to leaving while making Bashir catch another L.
 
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Completely broken, can't imagine he lasts much longer.

These are my top 4.

I was gonna say Landon was top 3 material, but he doesn't have that dog in him.

Bashir, James, and Twins all have it. The Twins have an ultimate mog here in that the boys refuse to fuck with them the same way so that they will cut each other rather than the girls allowing twins into top 2.
 
If Bashir was a dominatrix mommy, Landon would have single handedly set fire to Fort Drake and mogged all their burnt corpses by cooking cheese fries over them in his tiger costume while proving he learned to tie his own shoes. Sadly for this challenge, Bashir is a man.

This is why it's interesting. His motivators are pretty singular. He needs to be turbo hyped (and usually drunk) by a group of guys or have a single older woman hint he do (thing) even if he knows he shouldn't (like why they lost the xboxes and computers).

He needs an extended hype train from men or Mommy's permission. He has no internal drive.
Well if Anissa was still in the house she would side with Darke and Landon would follow her.
 
Well if Anissa was still in the house she would side with Darke and Landon would follow her.
I mean...yeah? That's the type of guy he is. This is his psychology.

Not worthy of the grand prize.
 
I think the core concept of of freeloaders is broken. Freeloaders are currently controlling the whole show. Laura is controlling drake and binx/dumbgay are controlling landon/bashir. I get it's the fault of the fish for just following but it's basically an on rails ride at this point. Freeloaders are mercenaries and should not be leaders.
 
I think the core concept of of freeloaders is broken. Freeloaders are currently controlling the whole show. Laura is controlling drake and binx/dumbgay are controlling landon/bashir. I get it's the fault of the fish for just following but it's basically an on rails ride at this point. Freeloaders are mercenaries and should not be leaders.
Well its interesting.
 
I think the core concept of of freeloaders is broken. Freeloaders are currently controlling the whole show. Laura is controlling drake and binx/dumbgay are controlling landon/bashir. I get it's the fault of the fish for just following but it's basically an on rails ride at this point. Freeloaders are mercenaries and should not be leaders.
When they've been united against the freeloaders they've been crushing them. The problem tonight was Bashir saw an opportunity to tie Drake to Laura and tried to use it to rally the house to get him out, and it just blew up in his face. He's a fan so he should have known Dunyae is a fucking retard who shouldn't be trusted or followed.
 
I think the core concept of of freeloaders is broken. Freeloaders are currently controlling the whole show. Laura is controlling drake and binx/dumbgay are controlling landon/bashir. I get it's the fault of the fish for just following but it's basically an on rails ride at this point. Freeloaders are mercenaries and should not be leaders.
I disagree on the control thing but I'd say they have an unfair weighted advantage in this challenge. Last one? They all had a chance of prize. Here? No motivation to mog. Laura is psycho so she and Darke are vibing. Binx is a turbo pussy, niggerfaggot is trying to take leadership of the group when he has no say just because he's been on tank before.

This is why I felt it was based when the freeloaders that loaded too freely got BTFOd by Friendtank. If you could be rogue or vibe then you could stay, but if you went for leadership or degeneracy, you got thrown or outnumbered.

The house would balance itself out organically.
 
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