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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
ElAbominacion said:
It's all calculated, this nigga is evil, and nobody is ready to have that conversation. But he worked and played the autists well since he probably knew they'd stick around last. That said, Landon is too high-maintenance to be useful, and the Twins just aren't useful at all outside of their niche.
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He's good at riling up the autists to do his work for him, too bad the autists are too retarded/scared of James Drake to follow through.

Red haired binx is his only good soldier
 
mer569 said:
He's good at riling up the autists to do his work for him, too bad the autists are too retarded/scared of James Drake to follow through.

Red haired binx is his only good soldier
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She's a ride or die bitch, very efficient at loading him up with ammo, too. They're all demoralized after the first assault failed, and now that the second assault was a fumble, I don't think there's gonna be any more of that.
 
I wonder why noone pushed Bashir on his grandfathers political campaing and that his family is responsible for hundreds or thousands of dead sand niggers in syria. :thinking:
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
Without question the greatest fish ever.
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He has built a successful base and outside of that lost every single challenge and social situation to actual autistics. Not sure if this is recency bias or you want to marry this man. Either way this is a dumb statement
 
Most normal ex-fish:
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cuttysnark said:
Landon is just standing outside Castle Drake like a loser
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Landon and James Drake are meeting in the dining room. It's hard to tell what Landon is talking about because he's mumbling into his hand but I think he wants an alliance with JDRA against Bashir.
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Binx is talking to them from the stairs but everybody is fucking whispering or talking really low so I can't hear a thing. Production is asleep so no whisper tax.
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As far as I can tell Binx is seething that Red Binx is cozy with Bashir so she wants to help Landon and James Drake ally against him.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Landon and James Drake are meeting in the dining room. It's hard to tell what Landon is talking about because he's mumbling into his hand but I think he wants an alliance with JDRA against Bashir.
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Binx is talking to them from the stairs but everybody is fucking whispering or talking really low so I can't hear a thing. Production is asleep so no whisper tax.
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As far as I can tell Binx is seething that Red Binx is cozy with Bashir so she wants to help Landon and James Drake ally against him.
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Binx being perched far behind Landon and still talking over Landon, physically and verbally, is very poetic.
 
The summit continues.
It's very quiet and hard to hear what James is saying, but he seems suspicious.

ETA: James is talking about how Bashir lies because he's a Muslim, kek.
 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
Binx being perched far behind Landon and still talking over Landon, physically and verbally, is very poetic.
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The thing is I don't feel like either guy has been using Landon. I think that they genuinely like him. There's a lot of good moments between all of them helping him out and hyping him up. These are genuine moments.

Landon just cannot separate the game from the reality that these are both his guys. Neither one betrayed him nor manipulated him. They both wanted him because they like him even if he is dead weight. They both care about him and they both see the tiger inside of him. Landon just needs to make decisions and advocate for himself. Even if his decision is "This is fucking retarded I'm not doing anything against either of you because you are both my guys. Both of you are being retarded right now and have tunnel vision in competition and are taking it too far. "

Landon just doesn't realize that there's not two options but endless options in how he handles this .
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
Didn't he also say he was a Josie and Tayleigh fan? Either he has the worst taste imaginable or he is being calculating thinking this will garner support from the worst, most terminally online of the audience which is clever. Can't think of a worse fan base than Josie, Tayleigh and Aryeh fans.
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The closest I remember him saying was she was the best contestant of Season 2, which is just objectively true, if they hadn't rigged it against her she would of beat TJ's ass.

But that was more a problem of that season falling apart, she would of been mid in other season, only a bit better than Emma.
 
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Dude.

Landon sounds so raped. He feels like he has the least candy. I think that's why he's freaking right now. He also says he was gonna use his own fishbux for candy.

Landon is being coached to steal. He's being told how to steal from the others. Even the Twins.

Binx is manipulating and saying what happened was that they came to talk to him BUT BASHIR wanted to attack.
 
James is encouraging Landon to steal Bashir's candy. It seems Landon currently has the least.
Strategy is being worked on, James is suggesting that they (Landon and Binx) lure Bashir to the confessional. Couldn't hear what came after, the sound is shit.

ETA: brutally ninjamogged
 
James Drake unironically giving good advice to Landon, because it's gonna be his ass 100% unless Fort Drake is breached and somehow they find all Drake's candy.
A good move for Landon would be to steal all of Bashir's shit and move into Fort Drake, but idk about how many challenges for candy there will be or how much time is left.
 
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