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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Truthnuke: every fish remaining has been coddled at some point and this happens every season
I mean, production has said they are going to help Drake get to the final, and Ben has said he has wanted this guy on the show for over a year and want him to do well.
 
Yes, and Landon knows that. But Landon is butthurt about Bashir, who in his cosplay head has declared Jihad and is excused from bathing and praying
Nigger, Landon doesn’t know shit. He’s retarded, he can’t tie his shoes and eats nothin but sauceless pizza. The two are just trying to use him as a pit bull.
 
It doesn't matter if Bam is out or not, unfortunately he was not a good host by any measure and I'm very confused by the people saying he was good at any point during the season.
Is it nostalgia? I watched Viva La Bam too, but I can put my rose colored glasses away.
On like day 3 or so when Bam seemed engaged messing with the fish through TTS there was a hint that he was invested in this more than I would have anticipated. It went nowhere and since that one moment he has not been anything to the show. Not really a detriment, but not an asset either.
 
When Landon tells you he’s never been eliminated from fishtank before.

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He has a compulsion to scream "I'm not owned" every time he loses, it started with the completely innocent arm wrestling match week one and people just pretended not to see it.
You mean the arm wrestling match he made to comfort James after Mr Chad gets his fee fees hurt being called "boy"?
 
Just painful day so far (IMHO). Makes me really wonder what the fuck production is doing. Do they think 4-5 hours ending with a piss nuke is content? We are already back to nothing happening again.
 
Well I think we can all agree that this sitting in doorways bullshit is kinda gay, so fuck the wiggers. Ruined friendtank for nontentank
 
Just painful day so far (IMHO). Makes me really wonder what the fuck production is doing. Do they think 4-5 hours ending with a piss nuke is content? We are already back to nothing happening again.
There's an elimination very soon (allegedly)
 
Just painful day so far (IMHO). Makes me really wonder what the fuck production is doing.
If I had to guesss, they’re too busy dealing with whatever’s going on with Bam than trying to create content. Which is reasonable enough if there really are legal issues going on with him right now.
 
Just painful day so far (IMHO). Makes me really wonder what the fuck production is doing. Do they think 4-5 hours ending with a piss nuke is content? We are already back to nothing happening again.
Im realizing this season "vibe repair days" are usually for production, not the fish
 
If I had to guesss, they’re too busy dealing with whatever’s going on with Bam than trying to create content. Which is reasonable enough if there really are legal issues going on with him right now.
Yeah this is what I think is happening. I dont really see another reason why they would be absent for so long.

That or Jet is sniffing letty's feet and gooning so he is doing nothing.
 
Im realizing this season "vibe repair days" are usually for production, not the fish
The last one Ben and Jet threw a fit after keeping the fish up for 48 hours and them doing nothing and started doing weird performative dadaism after bombarding us with commercials.
 
She probably doesn't even know what that means since she is clinically retarded. Probably says it because it is le quirky with her clique on discord.
That's what I mean by this explains so much. Communists are fucking retarded.
 
She probably doesn't even know what that means since she is clinically retarded. Probably says it because it is le quirky with her clique on discord.
Yup Binx is just a retarded egirl who thinks peak TTS interaction is looking at the cam every time it says something and going "Yeah that's me!" in UwU squeaky baby voice. Pure, 100% vapidness.
 
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