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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Just painful day so far (IMHO). Makes me really wonder what the fuck production is doing. Do they think 4-5 hours ending with a piss nuke is content? We are already back to nothing happening again.
They are probably scrambling right now to deal with BTS stuff because of Bam's unceremonious exit. However, this is still their fault for forcing this gay situation in the first place. The fish are in a position where they can't be friendly to each other, but have no direction to go because it's unnatural and production is occupied.
 
this is absolutely the direction it's going in if it's an actual rigjob and I'll laugh if it does
I've been on the fence for the last day on if I think Bashir or Landon should go. Bashir participates a lot more, even if he defuses things just as much. I like Landon a lot but was disappointed at this inaction, and would rather see him go rather than continuing to disappoint.

With the Nuke deployed, I'm now on Landon staying. I doubt he'll continue to accelerate, and will probably have to go next, but he just completed an arc.

I don't like peepeepoopootank, I'm not excited Bashir got piss and rotten shrimp chucked on him. I can't watch atm but I'm sure he's just doing his usually stoic preaching. This isn't his content because it's Hellhouse.

All season Landon has been building nukes, talking about nukes, and then defusing them. To finally get the the point where he breaks the nuclear taboo is the culmination of his entire stay and he definitely deserves to be Top 3 this season for it.
Truthnuke: every fish remaining has been coddled at some point and this happens every season
They have to be, Hellhouse people would run the show into the ground in the first week of they were always appeased. Production can still have preferences and unfairly weigh the show in favor of people. That can both hurt and hinder the show, but the worst is ever been was for TJ and we're no where near that so I'm not caring to much about it. James Drake has done a lot in the house on his own to be earn preferential treatment.
 
Damn, Landon pussying out after Bam got his named tattooed on him must have made Bam rage quit the show.
Getting a tattoo of someone’s name is always a death sentence for that relationship. Of course Bam quits after getting a name AND logo tattooed, such is the law of nature
 
They are probably scrambling right now to deal with BTS stuff because of Bam's unceremonious exit. However, this is still their fault for forcing this gay situation in the first place. The fish are in a position where they can't be friendly to each other, but have no direction to go because it's unnatural and production is occupied.
Wiggers causing 100% of their own problems....again.

Also note that Mints isn't posting here.
 
It doesn't matter if Bam is out or not, unfortunately he was not a good host by any measure and I'm very confused by the people saying he was good at any point during the season.
Is it nostalgia? I watched Viva La Bam too, but I can put my rose colored glasses away.

Regardless of your opinions on Markyposting or his idealogy or whatever, Sam was a good host because of:
  • His physical stature. He towered over all the contestants and was a hulking presence, this alone gave him a lot of power.
  • His appearance / manner of dress. Despite it being a bit or over the top, he did wear suits / other formal types of clothing a lot, another thing which conveyed his role, unlike Jet with his stupid shoes and protruding nipples.
  • He knew what the fuck was happening. He is actually able to explain challenges on his own without help (except when it wasn't his fault because production shittily explained the challenges to him, or they made no sense to begin with.)
  • He was acting / playing a character. This makes him more interesting to watch in general, and even more so than a guy who just shows up and acts like one of the boys.
  • He did not pal around with the fish, for the most part. Obviously this creates a separation.
I know most of this seems very obvious but in the face of people saying "Bam was good" inexplicably it bears repeating.
These are all leadership qualities that Bam 100% did not demonstrate at any point. (Nor can Jet and to a certain extent, Ben.)
Was it fun to see him? Sure. Was he a good host? Hell no.
People don't give him enough credit. He is a talented comedian/entertainer. Adding Sam to the mix is always a net positive for funniness levels.
 
Wiggers causing 100% of their own problems....again.

Also note that Mints isn't posting here.
What I'm surprised by is that they have no redundancy system. Usually, you have a caretaker to handle problems as they come up, and an assistant producer or whatever comes in to keep the show running.

They don't have this at all. There's no redundancy to their internal processes, so everything falls into disrepair. The house right now fucking sucks. They need to force content, or this will grow stale regardless of the fish's developments.
 
All season Landon has been building nukes, talking about nukes, and then defusing them. To finally get the the point where he breaks the nuclear taboo is the culmination of his entire stay and he definitely deserves to be Top 3 this season for it.
Getting puppeted into finally doing something by a blue haired BPDemon does not warrant getting into the top 3, nor is it an accomplishment or character development.
 
Suzie robbing Landon of his innocence!
(Somewhat NSFW)
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Christ almighty Binx tried to cave Bashir's head in with a frying pan


ETA: this is the last time I use Kick's clipping system, it's fucked. I'll go back to screen recording.
Here is the link to the Kick clip
hope this works
You can download the kick clips and upload the .mp4 to the thread. In fact, always host things on the forum instead of linking to off-site media that can be deleted.
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What I'm surprised by is that they have no redundancy system. Usually, you have a caretaker to handle problems as they come up, and an assistant producer or whatever comes in to keep the show running.
Best period was where they had Bex and the other makeup girl doing a lot behind the scenes in S2/3, and it was obvious they were just hands-on doing show stuff.
 
Nuke deployed
It was beans.

Also. Did Landon really have an abusive father? (:_( Chocolatiers.... I don't feel so good...

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Blane update: Bingo is hung over. Bongo is just tired.

I hope Blane can get his Kyphosis fixed. He can be redeemed as a gooner imo. I think he's a good person at heart who has been dealt a shit hand in life but chooses to be kind. He and his mom also have a cute supportive relationship. I'm a Blaniac.
 
People don't give him enough credit. He is a talented comedian/entertainer. Adding Sam to the mix is always a net positive for funniness levels.
Yeah I agree, I honestly found his role on this show to be one of the best things he's done. But he did seemed checked out for most of S4. I just worry if he would have come back that would have been even more apparent.
 
What I'm surprised by is that they have no redundancy system. Usually, you have a caretaker to handle problems as they come up, and an assistant producer or whatever comes in to keep the show running.

They don't have this at all. There's no redundancy to their internal processes, so everything falls into disrepair. The house right now fucking sucks. They need to force content, or this will grow stale regardless of the fish's developments.
Since the move to Georgia, im pretty sure its only 7-10 people total involved with production. They dont have any of the greater Hydeverse to come in to help, and burnt a ton of bridges in the move too. I would not be surprised at all if Mints was literally the only person in the basement right now while wiggers scramble and sleep.
 
Mints was literally the only person in the basement right now while wiggers scramble and sleep.
FUCK YOU MINTS!!!!!

Also Blane is cooking for the others to help them feel better :) ❤️ Friendtank still lives.
 
She probably doesn't even know what that means since she is clinically retarded. Probably says it because it is le quirky with her clique on discord.
Last person I knew who supported communism ended up trooning out.
 
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Since the move to Georgia, im pretty sure its only 7-10 people total involved with production. They dont have any of the greater Hydeverse to come in to help, and burnt a ton of bridges in the move too. I would not be surprised at all if Mints was literally the only person in the basement right now while wiggers scramble and sleep.
That's not enough for a project that purports to be this size. They need at least a team of 20-30 people, Hydeverse could still make content out of this, and sure, it'll be more expensive to house people for something like this for 30 days, but you can make it up by making user interaction cheaper since the operational overhead is already built in. Decrease your margin by 20-30%, and your demand will increase by 60%.
 
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