Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hamber]

If she can pick up the cat box to throw it away, how much more effort would it take to scoop/clean it? I really don't think it has anything to do with her being "unable"to do it, just pure fucking laziness.

Bit of a PL here but I have four cats--so I have four litterboxes. I doubt AL has more than just the one, but bending down to clean it takes a lot more effort than bending down to just pick it up. Especially if you let it go uncleaned for days and there's a lot to clean out.

 

[Löle]

Amber is just like her parents. She tried to say in the ask.fm that her parents didn't abuse alcohol, just pills, etc. Bullshit. Her Aunt Tammy has established that AL's mother is a drunk.

Open another Smirnoff Ice, Amber. Smoke up with your new "friends." Dump another 10 lbs of crap food into your bloated body. You're a disgusting junkie, just like your mom, dad, & brother.

In a video from April 2015 she says that she'd go to NA and AA meetings when she was little because her parents were addicts...

 

[BIg AL's fupa]

I think it is hilarious how she prides herself of being such a good writer and someone who always uses proper grammar but can't even spell words right half the time.

 

[Rotogravure]

I feel like this answer just sums up everything.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

When I saw her, this is the first thing that popped to mind;

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

When I saw her, this is the first thing that popped to mind;

I always find this ironic because it demonstrates how radically things have changed, Buffalo Bill's 1990's victims would only be considered mildly chubby today. Bill was looking for girls who were a size 14, you'd be run off of a HAES forum for being skinny bitch at a size 14 (and that's with the crazy vanity sizing of today to boot).

 

[GuiltySpark]

I always find this ironic because it demonstrates how radically things have changed, Buffalo Bill's 1990's victims would only be considered mildly chubby today. Bill was looking for girls who were a size 14, you'd be run off of a HAES forum for being skinny bitch at a size 14 (and that's with the crazy vanity sizing of today to boot).

Yeah, AL is gonna need some assistance applying lotion to its skin. Any volunteers?

Something I find very interesting about the current KY Lesbian Mafia is the influence Becky seems to have upon the underlings (Rafe, Hannah). In Rafe's YouNow exposé she mentioned that she and Hannah loved Becky, that Hannah's biggest fear is of Becky "leaving them again." Someone asked for clairification but she read the question and intentionally moved on. She also would answer in vauge ways like "Becky is..... Becky, that's all I can say." "I love Becky. Becky is great."
I think Becky is the handsome stud of this little den of snakes. Or gives some mad head. Which poses the question.. with all of these delectable lesbians at her feet, it seems, then what in the world is she doing with Amber? Lezbereal...

 

[CreamyCheeses]

This might be off topic, but, I have been rewatching some of Als older videos and I came across this one

(not sure how to post videos, so forgive me if this is wrong) but at 2:55 she talks about how she never lies on youtube but yet 3 months later she made a video confessing all of her lies? Amber, if you're reading this, which I know you are, THIS is why people don't like you. Inconsistent and can never tell the truth.

 

[cruelsound]

I'm LOLing at "delectable lesbians."

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I'm LOLing at "delectable lesbians."

I kind of gagged. I can't look at this lumbering horde of Tumblr danger hairs without thinking about how bad their folds smell.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

This might be off topic, but, I have been rewatching some of Als older videos and I came across this one

(not sure how to post videos, so forgive me if this is wrong) but at 2:55 she talks about how she never lies on youtube but yet 3 months later she made a video confessing all of her lies? Amber, if you're reading this, which I know you are, THIS is why people don't like you. Inconsistent and can never tell the truth.

She referred to Destiny as "it". Hmmmm

 

[IDEK]

That pink tent has so many grease stains.

 

[Five Bladed Knife]

Becky is probably what passes for a high-wage earner, got her shit together type in that group. Sounds like she's the best-established of all of them. None of them are anything close to prizes to anyone who isn't a choosy beggar but given that they're all amorphous blobs with bad hair of one sort or another, terrible fashion sense, and weird dramatic lives, it sure wouldn't take much to stand (spherical) head and (Mondoshawan) shoulders above the rest.

 

[DuckSucker]

That pink tent has so many grease stains.

Jesus christ I went away from this thread--lived my life, did my work, I browsed the internet and saw this thread but said Id stay away just because. Id save it for when Im REALLY bored with nothing else to do. I come back to this thread and it's fucking shocking seeing someone that big. I mean I live in a yuppie city but it's only like the top 40 in the fittest cities in the nation so it's not like I dont see fat people. But coming back to this thread she's SO FUCKING FAT. Like the goddamn Berlin Wall or some shit. Jesus christ.

Oh god Im watching this video---fucking DENNYS CUT THEM OFF. When has a Dennys, or any restaurant, ever had "maintenance" and only served salads and soups? I mean I know Dennys, as a cold hearted capitalist establishment, doesn't care, shouldn't care, but I like to think the people working there made the call, just because (maybe they really didn't want to serve and clean up after them). I want to believe! AL has this bitchy attitude when she mentions it too, like, even she knows shit was up.

 

[Lunete]

When I saw her, this is the first thing that popped to mind;

First thing that popped into my mind:

Spoiler

 

[Five Bladed Knife]

Horizontally maybe?

 

[HugePanties]

Apparently Becky didn't always look quite so thumb-like. It's like Bizarro Becky from an alternate universe!

becky wouldnt win any beauty prizes in those pics but she was okay before she completely gave up on life.

 

[Cocco]

Something I find very interesting about the current KY Lesbian Mafia is the influence Becky seems to have upon the underlings (Rafe, Hannah). In Rafe's YouNow exposé she mentioned that she and Hannah loved Becky, that Hannah's biggest fear is of Becky "leaving them again." Someone asked for clairification but she read the question and intentionally moved on. She also would answer in vauge ways like "Becky is..... Becky, that's all I can say." "I love Becky. Becky is great."
I think Becky is the handsome stud of this little den of snakes. Or gives some mad head. Which poses the question.. with all of these delectable lesbians at her feet, it seems, then what in the world is she doing with Amber? Lezbereal...

They probably perceive her like someone bossy/authoritarian(in a good way) and like someone else said with her shit together, sort of the man of the group, person of a few words but wise.

Funny enough, I enjoy reading these Farm updates while I'm at the gym on my lunch break.
Amber claiming we have no lives is hilarious. That's the crockpot (she's bigger than a regular pot) calling the kettle black.

My friend goes at the gym during lunch break too. I've always wondered how she manages to do it, I really need the break for a coffee and some relax
I prefer waking up 5:45AM(during summer) and go out running for 80-85 minutes except weekends.

 

[Dovahshit]

That pink tent has so many grease stains.

she is greasy in this whole video

 

[QueenOfModeration]

becky wouldnt win any beauty prizes in those pics but she was okay before she completely gave up on life.

I think someone pointed it out before but against all of the other planets, the views of what's considered passable as a human being is severely warped after dealing with Amber for so long. Someone actually putting any type of effort into their appearance is a damn miracle sent from the heavens for that group...sad how Becks gave up and went straight for the high school stoner look.