Looksmaxers - Looking good, at any cost. The other side of the troonism coin. Big Pharma's guinea pigs.

[Wujime]

What's the non-gay and not dude-bro way of grooming for a man to be considered attractive in this day or age? Seems like it's either being one step removed from a troon or skinwalking Joe Rogan these days

 

[Kasuga Ayumu]

Than again... I wonder how much these guys actually want to have sex with women.

I think this thread has well established that the original intent (outperform other chuds to get the women) is long gone.

Instead of "outperform other chuds to get the women" it's "outperform any other man by trying to be "more manly" at any cost". In other words, it's just a big gay dick measuring contest. The original intent is lost, although to be honest I can't say if anyone in this shitshow ever stuck to that intent in the end, or just used it as a coverup to be closet gay instead.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

What's the non-gay and not dude-bro way of grooming for a man to be considered attractive in this day or age? Seems like it's either being one step removed from a troon or skinwalking Joe Rogan these days

Be clean, shower daily, wear deodorant, cut your nails and keep them clean, exercise regularly, good diet, wear clothes that are flattering to you and appropriate for your age and lifestyle. (previous applies to haircut/facial hair as well)

I put emphasis on the nails because its a small detail that women absolutely notice. You don't need to go to the salon or anything like that, but do not go on a date with long, scraggly nails encrusted with cheeto dust and dirt.

it's just a big gay dick measuring contest

I can imagine Nick Fuentes just salivating at the idea.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Are you gonna keep the baseball cap on while you fuck

He's pretty much forced to, isn't he? I imagine any woman, even the airheads someone like Androgenic goes for, would leave the second she's at a dude's house she planned to have sex with and said dude takes of his hair with his hat

Than again... I wonder how much these guys actually want to have sex with women.

Always the biggest question.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Be clean, shower daily, wear deodorant, cut your nails and keep them clean, exercise regularly, good diet, wear clothes that are flattering to you and appropriate for your age and lifestyle. (previous applies to haircut/facial hair as well)

I put emphasis on the nails because its a small detail that women absolutely notice. You don't need to go to the salon or anything like that, but do not go on a date with long, scraggly nails encrusted with cheeto dust and dirt.


I can imagine Nick Fuentes just salivating at the idea.

Get a good comb and hair brush for your hair. I recommend the Kent brand. Get some good shampoo and conditioner as well. For deodorant, make sure it's an anti-perspirant. Odor and sweat protection is a plus.

 

[Agares]

>cockmaxxing
I think that if someday some crazy scientist creates a penis enlarging pill that actually works, penile reduction surgery will be the next big thing. People are for the most part average, the average vagina accommodates the average penis. These dudes are so pornsick/dysmorphic I'm convinced they would take these pills to an extent that they'd end up with literal donkey sized dicks and unable to have penetrative sex with women.

Than again... I wonder how much these guys actually want to have sex with women.

When you dickmaxx, but the only people who pay attention to your custom monster schlong are men.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

When you dickmaxx, but the only people who pay attention to your custom monster schlong are men.

IIRC that was the regular discourse on old forums like Sluthate and other proto-incel places, hence why the, very relevant, question if all these dudes are gayboys in denial always hangs in the air.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

Looxxxxmaxxxxxers are weird. Why put on a wig just to look like 2015's Logan Paul?

I'd rather just go full Kojak.

 

[Absurdity]

Tragically, another looksmaxxxer's promising career of underage grooming cut short.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

When you dickmaxx, but the only people who pay attention to your custom monster schlong are men.

MANY SUCH CASES

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

$8 hat; priceless marketing

 

[AMHOLIO]

When you dickmaxx, but the only people who pay attention to your custom monster schlong are men.

@Betonhaus

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

And people high on meth are well known for their restraint.

This is like the 3rd video I've seen of the same guy with the same terrible wig and hat combo getting stolen. It's transparently a setup and even ends with him with 4 girls on his arms to show how chad he is. Fucking embarrassing.

Do people actually believe these whole "viral" clips aren't staged from start to end? Like women are just going to all hug the guy after he had his wig stolen and chased the thief, and he'd come back and those women would not only still be there, but then all over him for not having his wig instead of laughing at him?

lol

 

[Unifier of Hispania]

Be clean, shower daily, wear deodorant, cut your nails and keep them clean, exercise regularly, good diet, wear clothes that are flattering to you and appropriate for your age and lifestyle. (previous applies to haircut/facial hair as well)

All of that works, but incels don't take it seriously because, as is, it's vaguely formulated, for example:

“Shower daily” doesn’t tell you how many times a day, for how long and which products should be used. It's unspecific.

You should shower twice a day in summer and once a day in winter. 10 to 15 minutes in summer and 5 to 10 minutes in winter. Don't use hot water, because it will open up your skin pores, leading to acne. Also, don't wash your hair at night.

You should use both shampoo and conditioner. Shampoo should be applied generously throughout your entire hair, while conditioner should be applied with caution, only on the ends.

You should use two different soaps, one for the body, one for face. Facial soap should be slightly acidic in order to prevent acne. For my body, I prefer using those soaps made for babies because they are very effective at cleaning without being too aggressive.

You shouldn’t esfoliate your legs. Your arms also only need a tiny bit of soap. Apply a normal amount over your torso and back, but be generous when it comes to hands, feet, armpits, butt and the genital area.

If you’re uncircumcised, you should pull back your foreskin to properly clean up the glans. Believe me, as a gay man I know how AWFUL it is to give head to a guy that doesn’t do this.

 

[Rozzy]

Dude went from 25 to 35 in the span of 3 seconds.

He sure did.

 

[Dr. Butt]

What's the non-gay and not dude-bro way of grooming for a man to be considered attractive in this day or age? Seems like it's either being one step removed from a troon or skinwalking Joe Rogan these days

"Men's standard haircut + slim fit suit" seems to be a perennial hit amongst women.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

All of that works, but incels don't take it seriously because, as is, it's vaguely formulated, for example:

“Shower daily” doesn’t tell you how many times a day, for how long and which products should be used. It's unspecific.

You should shower twice a day in summer and once a day in winter. 10 to 15 minutes in summer and 5 to 10 minutes in winter. Don't use hot water, because it will open up your skin pores, leading to acne. Also, don't wash your hair at night.

You should use both shampoo and conditioner. Shampoo should be applied generously throughout your entire hair, while conditioner should be applied with caution, only on the ends.

You should use two different soaps, one for the body, one for face. Facial soap should be slightly acidic in order to prevent acne. For my body, I prefer using those soaps made for babies because they are very effective at cleaning without being too aggressive.

You shouldn’t esfoliate your legs. Your arms also only need a tiny bit of soap. Apply a normal amount over your torso and back, but be generous when it comes to hands, feet, armpits, butt and the genital area.

If you’re uncircumcised, you should pull back your foreskin to properly clean up the glans. Believe me, as a gay man I know how AWFUL it is to give head to a guy that doesn’t do this.

I mean the advice was generalized because there's going to be some variation in hygiene needs depending on lifestyle, climate, personal conditions, etc. Plus, Americans have been mostly robbed of their foreskins.

Twice daily in the summer is good if you live in a hot climate or tend to sweat a lot. I like to do what's known as a Scottish shower: hot water to open up and clear out pores when washing, but then finish the shower with cold water to close them back.

Liquid soap is a subversive Jewish invention. Never use it. I only wash with bars of pine tar soap and I recommend it it to all my fellow aryan voivodes who are still washing with unnaturally colored Jew Gel. I never get acne or skin rashes and I always smell like pine trees from the Carpathian Mountains; the scent is disconcerting to brown people and arousing to white women.

Also don't use plastic washing utensils. This is also Jewish trickery. Instead, I use natural loofahs grown by gigachad Spaniards in the countryside.

I give far better advice than any manosphere/looksmaxxing faggot and I do it for free.

 

[rapper]

Androgenic got his wig snatched again.
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According to him, he was on meth while this happened
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what the fuck is that norwood? how old is he?

 

[Agares]

IIRC that was the regular discourse on old forums like Sluthate and other proto-incel places, hence why the, very relevant, question if all these dudes are gayboys in denial always hangs in the air.

It's the same thing with bodybuilders, but even worse since it's literal cocks and male nudity. Oh, and masculinity copers too. Those "water bottles and air fryers are gay, bro" redpill losers with their over the top machismo are balls deep in the closet.

 

[N Man]

You guys are laughing, but I did know some guy who was obsessed with those lookmaxxers. Or rather "knew," since he was a friend of a friend who happened to be invited to a party every now and then. The guy was scrolling through his Instagram reel, Snapchat, and whatever most of the time, admiring how those lookmaxxers looked, and cried about how he was never going to have "superior genetics". No homo, by the way.

So whenever I think of who is watching those lookmaxxers, I always think of that guy as their viewer. I didn't hate the guy, though somehow I always made fun of him during the smoke break.