🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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OttoWest said:
I did a puddle dive here. Mom is a marketing executive, Dad was a graphic designer who passed away a few years ago.

A coaster with an uneven surface. Seems about right.
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A roughly $2 million family net worth....ahh yes, I can see why Jude is so "in love" with her.
 
Not sure what this vaguely pagan/Midsommar/witchy look has to do with Heated Rivalry, nor the awful makeup and outfit, but alright. we also learn that Michalea has a "gay hockey smut hyperfixation." lovely.

"catch me at the gig veiled and oracular ✨ THURSDAY! come see me spin at Sapphics in the Cottage for @sapphestnyc . you’re gonna get a sexy Heated Rivalry inspired set, courtesy of my gay hockey sm*t hyperfixation 🌱 meet me at the cottage 🌀"

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PurpleEater said:
Not sure what this vaguely pagan/Midsommar/witchy look has to do with Heated Rivalry, nor the awful makeup and outfit, but alright. we also learn that Michalea has a "gay hockey smut hyperfixation." lovely.

"catch me at the gig veiled and oracular ✨ THURSDAY! come see me spin at Sapphics in the Cottage for @sapphestnyc . you’re gonna get a sexy Heated Rivalry inspired set, courtesy of my gay hockey sm*t hyperfixation 🌱 meet me at the cottage 🌀"

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these two are the best couple this side of the farms has ever seen. Coco&J just lost their top spot in Fat-Crossed Lovers Olympics.
"brush your fucking teeth Michaela", "wash your fucking mirror Judy", what's the difference anyway? i'm telling you, they were meant to be
 
Din Djarin said:
It really isn't that hard to brush your teeth. Good lord.
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The teeth are heinous yes, but the shiny, sweating skin on her chin, nose and upper lip, the blackheads/dirty skin....her lips themselves look terrible, too. I highly doubt she washes her face, let alone uses moisturizer.

But yes, those teeth are next level. Those aren't just stains from braces or coffee or whatever, that looks like signs of decay. Horrifying.
 
RainbowStarlight said:
Please Judy I'm begging you please go full on troon
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I'm cautiously hopeful because she's honestly halfway there with the uterus yeet and "enby aesthetic" transformation. I think if she gets desperate enough for attention and pitybux for a tit chop (which she may delay) she'll make it happen, at least for show/asspats.

what a professional! and lol Michaela thinks she can be hired as a creative director.
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lol "former femme" you'd think if she weren't actually femme she'd never feel comfortable in her little dresses and lipsticks she used to constantly e-beg for. real masc/butch lesbians feel weird in that shit since childhood. she's such a faker.
 
How do you charge Jude's prices as a photographer and not have a flash? How are you a portrait photographer without a whole networked light system?

And why the fuck do you need money to record your indie garbage? You'd think an unemployed fulltime creative with a laptop would be able to record
 
rutinacea max said:
these two are the best couple this side of the farms has ever seen. Coco&J just lost their top spot in Fat-Crossed Lovers Olympics.
"brush your fucking teeth Michaela", "wash your fucking mirror Judy", what's the difference anyway? i'm telling you, they were meant to be
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I dunno, man—at their peak, Polissa and Josh Campbell were absolutely amazing.

But that Michaela turned out to be nearly as much of a glorious retard as Jude is a fabulous consolation prize.

SwiftBucks said:
And why the fuck do you need money to record your indie garbage? You'd think an unemployed fulltime creative with a laptop would be able to record
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She should be. It's never been easier to get your art, music, or whatever other creative thing out into the world.

The problem for Michaela might not be in getting her music recorded, but promoting it so other people can actually find, and listen to, and pay her for it. She can put it up on Bandcamp or Spotify, no problem—and still get no traffic. Posting about it to her social media won't help much because she's fat, ugly, has cringy aesthetics, and all the charisma of a moldy sandwich.

I'm not impressed by any of her music that I've heard so far, which is probably to be expected because I'm an Old, and it's not made for me. But really, there's nothing there.
 
Angry New Ager said:
The problem for Michaela might not be in getting her music recorded, but promoting it so other people can actually find, and listen to, and pay her for it.
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Maybe if she moved to a big metropolitan city with a world class arts scene and then hung out and networked with other musicians, maybe played shows together and had album launch parties?

It could even mean getting onto a community radio station and doing interviews. Collabs would be a good way to network too, and sometimes there are even indie labels run by other trust fund kids that sign fuckin anyone.

IF ONLY she lived somewhere like that *sigh*
 
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"YOUR FAVORITE FAT ENTREPRENEURS HAVE FINALLY INCORPORATED THEIR BUSINESS 🫧✨Fat Opulence LLC is a registered entity and we can’t wait to see where our passion takes us 🌱 thanks for everyone who has supported and believed in us since the beginning ✨ watch this space for special announcements coming soon!

love, j&m"

Just a heads up to be checking the @fatopulenceproductions account as well as they've been posting more on that lately.
 
Claude tells me NY has unique requirements for registering an LLC, if that's indeed where their business is registered:
Section 206 of the New York State Limited Liability Company Law requires that within 120 days after the effectiveness of the initial articles of organization, an LLC must publish in two newspapers a copy of the articles of organization or a notice related to the formation of the LLC. (New York State Department of State)
Specifically: the notice must be published once per week for six consecutive weeks, in two different newspapers located in the same county where your LLC operates — one must be a daily newspaper and the other must be a weekly newspaper. You must use the two newspapers designated by the County Clerk in your LLC's county.
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Apparently it can be pricey, especially in Kings County where they live ($1,000+). Idk, maybe they had help registering somewhere else like Albany county or Delaware. I don't know a thing about event production so no clue how 🌈 this is of a venture.
I took a look at their IG and if that's Jude's event photography on display, then she's about as talented doing run and gun as she is with posed studio portraits. And she's starting an event production company but still doesn't OWN a FLASH for her camera??
 
Starting a company called Fat Opulence in the Ozempic era, when hard-working Kiwi Farmers are having a harder and harder time finding new politicized identiifats to harvest? Tell me you live in a tiny bubble with a methane-rich atmosphere composed largely of your own farts, girls.

The glory days of fat positivity have been over for a while—they were on the decline even before 2020, but it's accelerated over just the last couple of years. And do they think they're going to combine fat with "queer"? Because that's on the wane, too.

Granted, they live in Brooklyn, and I expect any deep-blue city to remain a bastion of fuckery, but still—they've decided to go all-in on catering to two shrinking subcultures, in which most of the membership is aging out of attending the events they plan to host.
 
Jude can't afford a flash and mhic can't produce an album, so they got an LLC? No business plan, no clients, no assets, a handful of sales and a few sped raves, definitely a reason to incorporate.

They actually have arrested development for real. I remember in my late teens/early 20s everyone was suddenly Party Promotions Inc. or Real Photographer LLC and it was just an instagram account and a dream
 
PurpleEater said:
Fat Opulence LLC is a registered entity and we can’t wait to see where our passion takes us
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So they themselves don’t even have a plan?

Fat, ugly and stupid. By rights they should be living in a flat with 6 other roommates and working as baristas. That they manage to float through life without working is frustrating. I live for the day when their safety net breaks.
 
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