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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I don't know if James Drake has fans who want him to win or if Bashir just has so many haters that do NOT want him to win that they cheer for James Drake.

Tonight seemed like a pivotal night. I think most viewers feel that James Drake vs Bashir has to be the final 2 and any other outcome doesn't feel right.

I feel like there's a large portion of fans who genuinely believe that production wants James Drake to win and is getting favors and coddled. I simply think production is trolling fans who are doom-posting about that BUT fans really do believe that and if James Drake somehow wins the show (even fairly) I think it does more harm to Fishtank than good. Maybe the minority is always the loudest but I saw a screenshot on Twitter today of someone cancelling their Fishtank subscription, citing "rigged" as the reason why. People are now speaking with their wallet because they think the show is rigged for James to win it.

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I unironically want James to win but it breaks my heart because I love the twins so much, I also don't like Bashir but that genuinely has nothing to do with my appreciation for James.
 
Landon thinks anybody from the cast will want to talk to him after the show :D

I hope he follows Binx streamer advice. After all I hear she has great numbers ..
Of all the people i want to see fall on their face it's landon.
I mean the idea that Bashir thinks Drake is coddled when he was literally brought back from the dead after being fairly ousted from the house is laughable.
Because production was losing people so fast they had to stop the bleeding. They'd have done it for anyone else but Bashir was already targeted at that staged and voted off. If anything that just proves it was already set in stone that early on. It reminds me of the intervention they did during season 2 where they blamed Cole because everyone hated him for being Cole. Jimmy did the same bitch shit Landon is doing.
 
I'd really like to see the final 2 be Twins and Bash. Drake had his spotlight.

Good ending, Bash wins, despite everything he's gone through, and splits it with the twins, because at the end of the day, he really is just a nice guy.
I want it to be Bashir v Twins, then when the Twins are victorious split them and have Bingo v Bongo for the ultimate victor with freeloaders Bash, JDrake, and Landon.
 
Has anyone asked Bashir how smoking, popping zyns, and pouring chemicals in people's eyes aren't haram?

He really reminds me of some of the bible boppers i grew up with who would harp on other peoples issues but but make every excuse in the world how their owns vices were somehow okay.
 
I want it to be Bashir v Twins, then when the Twins are victorious split them and have Bingo v Bongo for the ultimate victor with freeloaders Bash, JDrake, and Landon.
that's so brutal. who would i even root for? Bongo... I'd root for Bongo. I love Bongo.
But for real, I'd love to see Bingbong walk away with something or at least start streaming their art. I'd love to commission something from them.
 
Of all the people i want to see fall on their face it's landon.

Because production was losing people so fast they had to stop the bleeding. They'd have done it for anyone else but Bashir was already targeted at that staged and voted off. If anything that just proves it was already set in stone that early on. It reminds me of the intervention they did during season 2 where they blamed Cole because everyone hated him for being Cole. Jimmy did the same bitch shit Landon is doing.
I mean sure, he was brought back not because they wanted to help him out but because production desperately needed bodies. Regardless of that Bashir still benefited greatly from it. I mean what's more valuable in Fishtank than getting a get out of jail free card? And on top of that Bashir benefited greatly from them axing the bullet eliminations because he was obviously the first to go given the chance. Bashir should be absolutely applauded though for his immunity wins but the only reason I even bring any of this up is because of his constant whining. If he just took it in stride and didn't complain so much I'd have nothing to say about him being brought back.
 
I just woke up to doorgate so I'll give my opinion.

-Drake pushing the door in did not hurt Bashir at all
-Bashir pushing the door into Drake's head was 100% intentional (I'll add that splashing shit into a chilling Bliccy's eyes was very weird)
-Drake is being a bitch about it instead of locking in

Emma - anti bashir
Vicky - anti bashir
Landon - flip flop but ultimately anti bashir
Dungay - anti-bashir
Laura - anti bashir
JD - anti bashir
Vimp - betrayal, manipulation that it wasn't betrayal, now anti bashir

Twins are literally the only ones on the show who weren't, but it's not like they go out of their way to defend or protect him. They just dont do anything to hurt him.

Literally how is this not everyone v bashir?
I'm confused why people are so shocked that everyone in the house is against Bashir? He's can't even pretend to like most of the people in the house and contantly talks shit about them.
Bashir vs current house
Drake
- Obvious rival for the 50k. Bashir also thinks production is helping him
Twins - The twins are retarded and get pissed at Bashir for being competitive
Laura - Bashir has called her a whore and crazy bitch many times even when she was targeting JD, she's latina and will never forget that
Landon - Finally snapped after weeks of Bashir talking to him like he's retarded (even though he is)
Dumbgay - Bashir made it very clear from the beginning that he didn't like his faggot ass (understandable)
Bliccy - He was talking a bit of shit to her from the start of her time in the house, he also splashed food coloring in her eyes for no reason
Vimp - She used to like him but seems like she's getting pissed at him for messing with the other people in the house (who she also likes)

Bashir has a very grating and passive aggressive personality and while he is great to watch on a show I would hate to be around him
 
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I may be alone in this opinion, but I like all the fish. They each have their own foibles and redeeming points and have made me laugh my ass off.
I would like the final to be Bingo vs Bongo for the lulz.
 
that's so brutal. who would i even root for? Bongo... I'd root for Bongo. I love Bongo.
But for real, I'd love to see Bingbong walk away with something or at least start streaming their art. I'd love to commission something from them.
Honestly Bongo has beaten Bingo's ass physically several times while drunk so I suspect that she'll win, but the money would go to both so it doesn't really matter.
 
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There's a whole as empty bed and this nigga is just sleeping at Vimp's feet like a dog.
 
He's curled up in the fetal position at the bottom of Vimp's bed hoping for a crumb of pussy and doing a forced laugh at every TTS that suggests something will happen between them, it's a really sad sight to see.
 
I just woke up to doorgate so I'll give my opinion.

-Drake pushing the door in did not hurt Bashir at all
-Bashir pushing the door into Drake's head was 100% intentional (I'll add that splashing shit into a chilling Bliccy's eyes was very weird)
-Drake is being a bitch about it instead of locking in


I'm confused why people are so shocked that everyone in the house is against Bashir? He's can't even pretend to like most of the people in the house and contantly talks shit about them.
Bashir vs current house
Drake
- Obvious rival for the 50k. Bashir also thinks production is helping him
Twins - The twins are retarded and get pissed at Bashir for being competitive
Laura - Bashir has called her a whore and crazy bitch many times even when she was targeting JD, she's latina and will never forget that
Landon - Finally snapped after weeks of Bashir talking to him like he's retarded (even though he is)
Dumbgay - Bashir made it very clear from the beginning that he didn't like his faggot ass (understandable)
Bliccy - He was talking a bit of shit to her from the start of her time in the house, he also splashed food coloring in her eyes for no reason
Vimp - She used to like him but seems like she's getting pissed at him for messing with the other people in the house (who she also likes)

Bashir has a very grating and passive aggressive personality and while he is great to watch on a show I would hate to be around him
There are arguments I can make against almost everything you said, but I dont care because I'm not trying to defend his character. My point was that it's been the whole house v bashir. Providing context for why doesn't disprove the point.
 
I love talking about fishtank dot live with my friends on kiwi farms dot es tee who definitely don't want to kill each other over which retard they like best.
What’s fantastic about this imo is that it’s like politics. You can have the same set of information, see two different things, and come to two wildly different conclusions. Both sides claiming that objective facts support their side and that a negative pattern of behavior is obvious on the other.

In some ways the microcosm of Fishtank shows us that so much is linked to a vibe check. You like the guy he’s in the right, and you trust his intentions, defend his flaws. You don’t and it’s the opposite. Neptunian.
 
For some reason Dumb'gay cracking up at the TTSs is making me laugh too right now. Especially since he's laughing at the dark ones too.
 
There are arguments I can make against almost everything you said, but I dont care because I'm not trying to defend his character. My point was that it's been the whole house v bashir. Providing context for why doesn't disprove the point.
I'm not trying to disprove your point, I'm just saying the house hating him is his own doing. Brian from S2 was also a passive aggressive asshole but he knew how to get people on his side when he needed it
 
Did anyone record the whole "The Doors - The End"-sequence that's going on as I write this? I would be eternally happy if anyone could upload it in its entirety! The Kick overlay is so ugly.
I think this is all of the music Ben did after Jet's talk with Bashir. Again, with larger files it never works for me so gofile for now but someone else that has no issue attaching media, please do local copies.

The one I can include without issue.
 
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