Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Scale Smerch]

Because using nukes to connect the Caspian Sea to the Persian Gulf instead would achieve both military and economic goalsView attachment 8829175

And take away Kazakhstan's right to proclaim itself the largest landlocked country in the world? Let's not get too hasty now, we can discuss channel digging by bomb after cleansing the rest of the region with nuclear fire.

 

[Buzz Killington]

Somebody wants a tiddy twister.

YES I WANT YOU TO TWITTED MY FUCKIN TIPPLES

 

[penava]

"Operation Eternal Darkness"

I don't think that naming your bombing campaign "Operation Eternal Darkness" is very effective with convincing the non retarded parts of Lebanon to do something about Hezbollah.

 

[aphaln]

>The IDF estimates that the Iranians are interested in preserving the ceasefire and will therefore be content with extending the closure of the Strait of Hormuz and will not launch attacks on Israel.

Then just stop, you fucking retards? Is the strait even closed?

If Iran closes the Strait and lashes out like a toddler because its proxy is getting raped by Israel it gives a reason to continue bombing Iran, the strait closing hardly affects Israel. There's no reason to stop here for Israel, they win with the exception of a scenario in which the Americans force them to stop, which currently seems unlikely but you can never read Trump's next move. Currently they either have to sit on the cuck chair and watch Hezbollah getting wiped out or risk breaking their agreement with the Americans, their threats don't mean anything to Israel.

I don't think that naming your bombing campaign "Operation Eternal Darkness" is very effective with convincing the non retarded parts of Lebanon to do something about Hezbollah.

The non-retarded parts of Lebanon are more busy realizing it was Hezbollah who brought Operation "Eternal Darkness" upon them when they knew Israel would do this.

 

[babyDunk]

My nigger in christ you can’t be serious.

There! You are saying it again! Reported

Yeah, this basically confirms that Pakistan told each side whatever they wanted to hear in a desperate attempt to get the Strait open immediately.
Their izzat is about to reach the Earth's core.

As retarded as it is it "worked" for a time. Lie to both parties to get them to cool off! Maximum Izzat aquired(they will find out promptly but who cares?!?! Jugaad can be used)

America's only form of projecting power is bombs and short invasions.

This is of course false. But i am sure you knew that already

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I don't think that naming your bombing campaign "Operation Eternal Darkness" is very effective with convincing the non retarded parts of Lebanon to do something about Hezbollah.

Operation Glitter Butt would be better

 

[CIS White Droid]

am I just gods chosen goy or something?
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That being said times of Israel doesn't have the map posted there even, it's probably just referring to this map directing traffict to go through Iran's "toll booth" islands instead of near Oman
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I absolutely love that the "safe corridor" is labeled in red while the "traditional routes" are in green.

 

[Unredacted TND]

If Iran closes the Strait and lashes out like a toddler because its proxy is getting raped by Israel it gives a reason to continue bombing Iran, the strait closing hardly affects Israel. There's no reason to stop here for Israel, they win with the exception of a scenario in which the Americans force them to stop, which currently seems unlikely but you can never read Trump's next move. Currently they either have to sit on the cuck chair and watch Hezbollah getting wiped out or risk breaking their agreement with the Americans, their threats don't mean anything to Israel.

The non-retarded parts of Lebanon are more busy realizing it was Hezbollah who brought Operation "Eternal Darkness" upon them when they knew Israel would do this.

Talks will start Friday. Is the strait really closed?

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/iran-media-says-irgc-released-map-to-guide-ships-around-mines-in-strait-of-hormuz/

I can open it because i'm chosen, but it's paywalled.

 

[Alphasnail]

Then just stop, you fucking retards? Is the strait even closed?

Nobody is actually in control. The goobers hitting the strait are still waiting for their cousins to bike up with vodka and a cell phone.

 

[Stupor Mario]

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[Crex Crex]

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Told you

If Trump won't do it, I will.

 

[Fishnumm]

"history's greatest monster" jimmy carter should have nuked iran 50 years ago

he would have won in 1980 if he wasn't such a pussy about iran

 

[Alphasnail]

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Holy shit it's the Mahdi!

 

[Airplane ears]

- WitchesvsPatriarchy
- protection spells for Iran

I'm surprised this person is allowed around fire.

You don't get it, Iran is a BROWN patriarchy, which means it has culture, unlike whitey's patriarchy, which is notoriously unseasoned

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

I still can't believe the Brits elected this absolute tool. He has probably the least charisma of any politician I have ever seen. Michael Dukakis and Mitt Romney look manly by comparison. His whole demeanor oozes with slimy coward energy. He's like a real life Arnold Rimmer, but with less charisma. Seriously, how the fuck did this guy get elected?

It was more of a stage managed handover between world economic forum employees (richi sunak and keir starmer) than an election.

 

[Fred Fuckstone]

I'm just sayin', Operation Epic Fury came in under the six week timeline that we always had.

After a day long ceasefire, Operation Epic Fury II should last about two-to-four years.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Seriously, how the fuck did this guy get elected?

He lost the least. The current labour government won the election with a smaller vote share than it had when it lost the previous election. It's just that the Tories lost even more votes as voters switched to alternative parties to punish them for being so fucktarded, which meant labour gained seats where the opposition vote was divided. The lib Dems got a lot of seats out of it. Reform got 5 out of it. The greens even got a few seats.

 

[aphaln]

Hezbollah published footage of what they claim is a naval cruise missile being launched towards an Israeli ship off the coast of Lebanon

 

[SIMIΔN]

this map directing traffict to go through Iran's "toll booth" islands instead of near Oman

• Both deny Christ but believe in a yet to come messiah, their religion is only big in a few areas and minorities elsewhere.
• Many of both get nosejobs
• Neither are Arab, but their neighbours are.
• Both went through a near genocide. (The Mongols razed the entire Khwarezmian empire after they merk'd an envoy,)

And you're surprised Iran is jewing tankers with a mine-free map.

won the election with a smaller vote share than it had when it lost the previous election.

Note how I don't really criticise China's government as much as I did before Keir was elected.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Hezbollah published footage of what they claim is a naval cruise missile being launched towards an Israeli ship off the coast of Lebanon


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First time I've seen Hezbollah go naval. The up close shots of the Temuhawk are neat. Looks like a Qader or Ghadir cruise missile. Not sure about specs or threat profile.

The Qader is an enhanced version of the Chinese C-802

More Persian Frankenstein Chink tech.

 

[31 Black]

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Maybe Iran shouldn't have blindly fired into every neighboring country. It could be anyone.