DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Keystone]

Also, why anybody actually buys window cleaner anymore is beyond me, you can make it just by yourself and even scent it a certain way if you want; it's just as good as store bought if you do it right. Hell, a google search yields more DIY window cleaner recipes than actual links to store bought stuff.

I bring this up since Phil never stops whining about how tight he is on money. Wouldn't someone tight on money try as much DIY stuff as possible to stretch their money?

Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.

 

[MMX]

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Like a gouty autistic poor man's bane.

Honestly you could have told me it was ricky Gervais under the mask and I would have believed you.

 

[JackDavis]

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/884969075583176704 (http://archive.is/xMSJt)
Also, 2 burgers? Forgive the :powerlevel: but I only ever eat 2 after a workout session, and seldom at that. Phil's hardcore grocery bag lifting isn't what most people would call a workout

I get the feeling he eats way too many burgers a week. Way too much sodium in his diet.

He eats two b/c 1 isn't enough food for his fat ass, and he's too lazy/dumb to make sides. He only instaspams his "dinner" which is the first meal of his day (because the fuck wakes up at noon), I really wonder what he eats at midnight. I'm guessing it's chips and snack cakes. No chance he's cooking twice in a day if he's too lazy to make a side for his burgers.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

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64 likes. I guess Wednesday is "internet time" at the home for the mentally deficient.

He only instaspams his "dinner" which is the first meal of his day (because the fuck wakes up at noon),

I lost it when he said he was going to "sleep in" on his days off. When is he getting up? 4PM?

 

[The Mountain]

He didn't even put the mask on correctly. The bottom strap is just fucking dangling under his third chin.

 

[PL 879]

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For real though, why is he wearing a mask for what looks like regular window cleaner?

409 is an all-purpose cleaner...so the hypothesis I would surmise is that Phil is using that bottle with a multi-purpose rag to clean his toilets, office entertainment center, microwave, counters, and kitchen table. Undoubtedly in that order.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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The suspect entered Google headquarters carrying a spray bottle and wearing a cleaning mask screaming incoherently about "exposing Youtube." After spraying himself in the eyes the suspect fled screaming about "bugged bottle mechanics."

 

[Keystone]

I knew something else was off about that mask:

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/885268142108422144 (http://archive.is/5eiRo)

 

[Gordon Cole]

I knew something else was off about that mask:

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/885268142108422144 (http://archive.is/5eiRo)

He's the only person who wears a mask when using glass cleaner...and he still fucks that up. Valedictorian, everyone. Does he wear inside out coats during the winter?

 

[JustStopDude]

Why does an adult male need validation from complete strangers for doing tasks most adults expect children to do?

I guess I should be happy he does not instagram his successful bowel movements.

"Good news everyone....I made a poop today!"

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

4.5 hours to clean a Triplex and now his back is hurting. Time to break out the gin and burgers.

 

[BatChatillon]

He's the only person who wears a mask when using glass cleaner...and he still fucks that up. Valedictorian, everyone. Does he wear inside out coats during the winter?

Only beanies and Cowboy hats. But you happen to be Troy Baker wearing a scarf indoors then you are a douchebag according to Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

He eats two b/c 1 isn't enough food for his fat ass, and he's too lazy/dumb to make sides. He only instaspams his "dinner" which is the first meal of his day (because the fuck wakes up at noon), I really wonder what he eats at midnight. I'm guessing it's chips and snack cakes. No chance he's cooking twice in a day if he's too lazy to make a side for his burgers.

If you're going to eat that much hamburger, just make the patty thicker. You'll at least save the wasted carbs from a second bun.

 

[JackDavis]

If you're going to eat that much hamburger, just make the patty thicker. You'll at least save the wasted carbs from a second bun.

To Phil, as long as it's not beef it's healthy.

 

[Night Terror]

isn't his khando in CT kinda shitty?

it was actually a really nice condo, well-lit in a great area, good size for the price
but phil living there turned it into a hoarder shithole and christ only knows what it looks like now, probably borderline derelict from being uninhabited for years

 

[someweebname]

I bet by him living there the property value for the neighboring condos plummeted.
Only thing funnier than phil is sons of kojima sitting around getting ass mad about everything he does and consoling each other in their little circle jerk.

 

[PL 879]

it was actually a really nice condo, well-lit in a great area, good size for the price
but phil living there turned it into a hoarder shithole and christ only knows what it looks like now, probably borderline derelict from being uninhabited for years

It's actually in very decent condition, most likely due to his parents doing the work in keeping up the place.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3699-Broadbridge-Ave-UNIT-107-Stratford-CT-06614/57387074_zpid/
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3699-Broadbridge-Ave-UNIT-107-Stratford-CT-06614/57387074_zpid/
https://archive.fo/uH7bu

 

[Freshtodeath]

Household cleaners have ammonia which he doesn't need a dusk mask for at all. I've now noticed that almost all his instagram posts since the breakup have been subtle hints to leanna. "hey leanna come back I am cleaning". "hey leanna come back I am cooking". Dude is seriously fucked. What went through his head that he needed a dust mask?

 

[sonichufighter2turbo]

It's actually in very decent condition, most likely due to his parents doing the work in keeping up the place.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3699-Broadbridge-Ave-UNIT-107-Stratford-CT-06614/57387074_zpid/
https://archive.fo/uH7bu

How the FUCK are the HOA fees 340 a month?? All for no mow, no snow, no homo, and trash.
1 bed, 1 bath, 600 ft nothing, no garage, no patio (by the pictures), who would buy such a shit ass khando?
edit:

• Last sold: Jun 2009 for $131,000
  Holy Shit.

 

[Freshtodeath]

The current value is 67k for anyone unaware because he bought it at height of housing market lol. When he was trying to sell it in February they listed the value. Also I bet the plumbing is fucked from all the bacon great down the toilet.