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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
>wake up
>its still nothing but landon losing his shit over an e-girl

i want to know what it is that makes the dyed hair and fake quirkiness that makes retards lose their mind over these hoes. He should have just took the kiss from Letty days ago.
 
anliteralidiot said:
And I pray for larp seasons that are profitable, so we can have more of those.
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According to jet they barely can barely float the regular seasons. I don't know if I believe that but we probably won't get another larp season without a bunch of volunteers, and they didn't seem to treat the ones they had for blood games 2 very well so who knows what quality of person will show out this next time around.
 
anliteralidiot said:
And I pray for larp seasons that are profitable, so we can have more of those.
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I watched about half of blood games. I liked it, its a MUCH cozier vibe to the tank and I think if they could get a property and actually build a town permanently it would be incredible if they could do a blood games once a year and a fishtank season once or twice a year.

They talk about needing subscriptions and I have no idea if they look at this thread, but my honest gripe with giving ben and jet money is that they can be scumbags. They have an image problem. I dont like that jet fucks the contestants and Ben was a fucking bully this season (like every season).

If jet actually came out and owned the shit talked about with him and made real growth from it, id actually be inclined to cough up $10/month
 
BingBongDingDong said:
According to jet they barely can barely float the regular seasons. I don't know if I believe that but we probably won't get another larp season without a bunch of volunteers, and they didn't seem to treat the ones they had for blood games 2 very well so who knows what quality of person will show out this next time around.
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It's due to the fact they haven't figured out their pricing greatly undercuts their equilibrium. For the season to be profitable and not break-even, they need to make it accessible. Your 100 fish tokens need to afford you a TTS or 2 SFXes, for instance.

If he slashed the prices by around 40 to 50%, he'd be swimming in cash.
 
I think Jet said he would rather have people stay subscribed than spend on TTS and love letters. My sub is up on April 21st and I'm not sure if I will let it ride
 
ElAbominacion said:
It's due to the fact they haven't figured out their pricing greatly undercuts their equilibrium. For the season to be profitable and not break-even, they need to make it accessible. Your 100 fish tokens need to afford you a TTS or 2 SFXes, for instance.

If he slashed the prices by around 40 to 50%, he'd be swimming in cash.
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As I've previously mentioned, they also do a piss poor job maximizing the value they get out of the fish. Every door James broke should be broken into smaller pieces and signed and numbered live on the tank. The door Bashir threw at him? Same thing but do ones signed by them individually and ones signed by both.

They twins should have been tasked to draw the fish as characters and those sold as stickers/shirts. One of the contests should have been to design a shirt and whoever's design sells the most wins some shit. They could have done Landon stuff like head bands, or specialized merchandise if a fish has a unique thing about them.

If they don't sell the goo, they are mega retarded.
 
Halloween23 said:
>wake up
>its still nothing but landon losing his shit over an e-girl

i want to know what it is that makes the dyed hair and fake quirkiness that makes retards lose their mind over these hoes. He should have just took the kiss from Letty days ago.
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He should have taken that kiss from Laura too while were at it. This "I want it to be special" type shit is really lame and will kill a stunted idiot like Landon dead in his track. He already skipped all the gay middle school romance when he got a lapdance from a BLACK MIDGET.

Tired of all the coddling this retard got on the show. He was part of Da Gwhost Comminihty and then acts like a huge bitch about everything. Fuck Landon. Clean up your own mess, little buddy.

Dude needs to be beaten some sort of blackpill into him because no one has the energy to deal with an arrogant autistic 22 year old. No one wants to be the villain though except Bashir who's just trying to actively help him but he thinks hes some master manipulator schemer because of some communal vape.
 
ElAbominacion said:
It's due to the fact they haven't figured out their pricing greatly undercuts their equilibrium. For the season to be profitable and not break-even, they need to make it accessible. Your 100 fish tokens need to afford you a TTS or 2 SFXes, for instance.

If he slashed the prices by around 40 to 50%, he'd be swimming in cash.
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I think equilibrium is probably whatever price has TTS going not quite constantly when it's turned on. They could just dynamically price the TTS at whatever price makes sense at that moment.

The bigger problem might be the expenses they pay for the house. If they could keep the same house between seasons it wouldn't be so bad, but needing to pay to repair the house after every season probably takes a huge chunk of the budget. The wood floors and trim this season are going to be crazy expensive.

Set in a warehouse solves this, and if that's not something they can do then a super cheap and cheap to repair place would work out way better than renting a huge place like they've got now. That'd also mean less concurrent streams, which means less bandwidth, less equipment, and less of a need for a director cam. Site note: I'm kind of surprised they haven't figured out how to replace director cam with AI at this point, where instead of clicking a room you can click a contestant and let AI follow them around for you.
 
Burt is pacing around collecting plushies to "keep them safe in case Landon crashes out". He also put the counterfeit goo from the closet in the bag. He thinks Landon is drinking to suppress his true gay self and feelings.

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Not to deny the pros that come with doing a warehouse setup but I can't help but imagine any sets they cook up in a warehouse is going to look like dogshit, be small, etc. The houses themselves are kind of major characters for each season as much as the fish are.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Not to deny the pros that come with doing a warehouse setup but I can't help but imagine any sets they cook up in a warehouse is going to look like dogshit, be small, etc. The houses themselves are kind of major characters for each season as much as the fish are.
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This is honestly true. As a small perspective, when I showed my girlfriend fishtank this season, one of her FIRST comments was, "wow this house is gorgeous." Its an important part of the show.

I think them building a house in a warehouse is only a good idea if they can make an interesting, but cheap to repair house.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Not to deny the pros that come with doing a warehouse setup but I can't help but imagine any sets they cook up in a warehouse is going to look like dogshit, be small, etc. The houses themselves are kind of major characters for each season as much as the fish are.
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That's true. The wooden floor was a major character in the first siege against Fort Drake, for example.
 
I was going to post this and joke that this is a live video feed of the Goo Room.
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But something happened...
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Bliccy walked in unprompted and began trying to figure out how to make the goo and has been figuring out the color she wants for the next batch.
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Bliccy really is the best.
 
I knew nothing of Burt because I didn't watch Season 3, and based solely on his image I thought he was a tough black guy who was offended about being called gay. His actual character rules. An autistic, soft-spoken, gay black dude who points at every TTS and gets easily shaken. He's a great character.
 
frogzard said:
This is honestly true. As a small perspective, when I showed my girlfriend fishtank this season, one of her FIRST comments was, "wow this house is gorgeous." Its an important part of the show.

I think them building a house in a warehouse is only a good idea if they can make an interesting, but cheap to repair house.
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I wonder what the return of investment would be leasing a warehouse for house builds compared to what they’ve been doing already: buying and reselling a preexisting house after maintenance & repairs. Surely the warehouse can’t be the cheaper option, right? Then again, if they go the warehouse route they don’t necessarily need to build a “house”. They could build whatever the hell they want.
 
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