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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Almost worth stayin up late night to watch one of the most brutal humiliation rituals on the show. I would love to make a ton of paragraphs about this dude because I've seen myself in him 20 years ago.
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Most people experience this already in middleschool when I was growing up. Seeing it happen to a drunk autistic 22 year old on a show that is broadcasts to thousands of people has got to be pretty damn humiliating. Luckily for me it was during a corn maze when I was 12.

I would be lying to say he didn't deserve it though. Wouldn't be the first time he's had to be humbled. The dudes drinking turns him into an insane, power tripping faggot.

Now he's back to moping around all day like a huge fucking loser. He's a freeloader on top of this all so it's insane how much people go through to appease this dude.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Do you really want me to break down your list of the bits they did that I found subjectively unentertaining? It would be the same for almost every one "wow, you treat them like retarded children and think anything they do is great." Twincels are just as weird as Josiecels, you guys get attached to the weird girl (two of them in this instance) and act like everything they do is instant gold. You literally thought them being able to go by bingo and bongo was some huge achievement like going by a nickname is somehow hard lmao. You're so attached to these losers you're making weak ass personal attacks against me. You're completely right, I don't understand the working of your freak brain that makes you so ride or die for an autistic girl on the Internet you'll never know, and I think that's a good thing for me lol.
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Bashir is still trying his hardest to cheer up Landon even though Landon has been acting like a massive cunt the whole time.
He talks about how cringy experiences are just part of life but he should just get up and do something instead of getting holed up in the confessional.
I do not want to hear any more Bashir slander in here, anyone else, everyone here included would have just told Landon to go fuck himself long ago.
 
Jackpot said:
The fact you revealed anything personal about yourself on Kiwifarms, of all places, is probably a sign you should go back to your totally real family and job.

Twins in the finals by the way.
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Okay now give me a nickname so I can respond to it and impress you. I'll even pretend to be a dragon, won't that be heckin epic! Hehe Roooar!
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Bashir is still trying his hardest to cheer up Landon even though Landon has been acting like a massive cunt the whole time.
He talks about how cringy experiences are just part of life but he should just get up and do something instead of getting holed up in the confessional.
I do not want to hear any more Bashir slander in here, anyone else, everyone here included would have just told Landon to go fuck himself long ago.
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True, I'd have committed bullying by now or introduced a buddy to sit with Vimp.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Bashir is still trying his hardest to cheer up Landon even though Landon has been acting like a massive cunt the whole time.
He talks about how cringy experiences are just part of life but he should just get up and do something instead of getting holed up in the confessional.
I do not want to hear any more Bashir slander in here, anyone else, everyone here included would have just told Landon to go fuck himself long ago.
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I will also add he was not at all butthurt but in favor of the Candy recount when he was under the impression it could be him on the chopping block.
He also wasn't a sore loser after losing Jeopardy and immunity on the last question. So I think the talks of him "manipulating" the Twins and Landon are really running thin.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Bashir is still trying his hardest to cheer up Landon even though Landon has been acting like a massive cunt the whole time.
He talks about how cringy experiences are just part of life but he should just get up and do something instead of getting holed up in the confessional.
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I can't believe Bashir is still trying to manipulate Landon after everything that's happened. What Landon really needs is to be told what to do by Daddy Drake.
Jackpot said:
I will also add he was not at all butthurt but in favor of the Candy recount when he was under the impression it could be him on the chopping block.
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Bashir being brought back gets brought up as him being coddled, but they also never mention the part where Bashir tried to slip a note to production that he wanted be eliminated again in a funny way because he didn't think it was fair he was brought back.
 
Jackpot said:
I will also add he was not at all butthurt but in favor of the Candy recount when he was under the impression it could be him on the chopping block.
He also wasn't a sore loser after losing Jeopardy and immunity on the last question. So I think the talks of him "manipulating" the Twins and Landon are really running thin.
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I think he's more afraid of actually winning than anything. He still hasn't reconciled with his shooting survival. He just doesn't want to sandbag either
 
Jackpot said:
The fact that's the only part you could contend with says alot actually. Which isn't even the point I made, if you can learn to both watch the show and read with your eyes open, my point is you speak confidently on the Twins while not understanding the core of why people like them.

Go back to embarassingly trying to convince people how successful and fulfilled you are while rolling in the mud on the gay male dating show thread with the rest of us.
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Honestly, I dont get the people that just want to watch hellhouse for weeks at a time. Its the range that I love in fishtank. Sure its autistic retards sometimes, but there's really real human moments that aren't just crashouts. People DO grow on this show and they find their niche. I genuinely tear up when bongo defends bingo. James drake seeing his girlfriend was really touching too, they really care about each other and seem like a really good couple. But there's also the insane shit; the Burt James drake date last night was like a dinner date from a nightmare.

I actually believe fishtank is art at times and I root for Ben and jet to make the show better.
 
Ngl Dumbgay is a good mediator. I hated him at first for the egregious gay sex stuff and coming in swinging against my boy Bashir.

He IS massively retarded, but he's mediating it well AND creating content by doing it. He pressed the spineless tards last night on issues until they said something. He's now relaying info (yes gossiping gay surprise surprise) but still.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
Bashir being brought back gets brought up as him being coddled, but they also never mention the part where Bashir tried to slip a note to production that he wanted be eliminated again in a funny way because he didn't think it was fair he was brought back.
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Or during candy challenge where he wanted to combine candy and have Twins and Landon beat him (1st and 2nd respectively) so it was just him and Drake.

He has been immensely magnanimous. He really is an amazing friend and ally.
 
frogzard said:
I actually believe fishtank is art at times and I root for Ben and jet to make the show better.
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I will wax poetic till the end of time about how amazing the first dinner and a show was. After two days of chaos, that little slice of normalcy was so beautiful. Especially with the live harp playing, everyone dressed up, the fish and production chatting/mingling like it was a family reunion with cousins you hadn't seen in ages. Only for the hour to come to end and the harpist began winding down her song...just in time for TTS to start blaring GAY GUY ALERT, and the chaos resumed ripping the fish and the audience back to the reality of Fishtank.
 
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