Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

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Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
lmao jesus christ

did he get so mindfucked by alison that he legit is bisexual now

or is he so cucked by hanging out in the Seattle hipster scene that he feels he needs to fuck dudes in order to fit in
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My money is on the second one. He strikes me as somebody that is willing to go gay just to not be left out of the "in" crowd.
 
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Rhysuu said:
My money is on the second one. He strikes me as somebody that is willing to go gay just to not be left out of the "in" crowd.
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Yeah, this - from everything we've seen Jake's biggest thirst is for some sort of identity to call his own. Right now we're apparently back in the "queer" phase.
 
AnOminous said:
He seems pretty gay to me tbh.
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There's something about the way he's desperately attempting to implant every stereotype of queerness into his vacuous personality that makes me doubt he is actually gay or even bi. I don't think a true and proper homo would feel the need to grandstand about it all like Jake does.
 
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Anti Fanta said:
There's something about the way he's desperately attempting to implant every stereotype of queerness into his vacuous personality that makes me doubt he is actually gay or even bi. I don't think a true and proper homo would feel the need to grandstand about it all like Jake does.
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Subtract out the political shit and I could easily imagine this guy being a polyamorous bisexual hipster 20 years or so ago. Maybe it's a phase, maybe it isn't, who cares? This guy may be the least lolcow-y of our lolcows, even if just ever fucking Ali Rapp is an automatic lolcow qualifier.
 
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AnOminous said:
Subtract out the political shit and I could easily imagine this guy being a polyamorous bisexual hipster 20 years or so ago. Maybe it's a phase, maybe it isn't, who cares? This guy may be the least lolcow-y of our lolcows, even if just ever fucking Ali Rapp is an automatic lolcow qualifier.
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Fucking Ali Rapp isn't a lolcow qualifier. It's basis for a 5150.
 
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Shenmue3 said:
I think he's talking about breaking up with the "cute boy" he randomly started dating recently and not Fran.

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If I'm reading this right, Jake got dumped by a gay guy for being too much of a faggot.
 
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Wouldn't at all be surprised if he got dumped because he opted for "oh but it's intellectual, maybe when we know each other better" platitudes when pushed to actually put out. That seems to be the default fallback position for hipster "bisexual/pansexuals" who do it for asspat points (which is what he is), and it infuriates the hell out of genuine faggots. Even the ones looking to pantomime wholesome family life with white picket fences won't hold out for that shit.
 
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Since Alison has been chimping and is still butthurt a former co-worker she was sleeping with called her the "office slut" and admitted to being an 'escort,' I thought about checking in on her ex husband. He's still trying to make the cuck bus happen. https://www.instagram.com/p/BYMeL_AFuesUvP1bzNyjkODAYI6dU5xhMhskoQ0/

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He also had a moronic hair style until he let Fran de-cuck it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BYB7paBFvI-rFqU-ftIw02sZCfVDOLUegYZGJo0/

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  • derpjohnsonThe poof is officially gone! It was time for something new. I let Fran have complete say over what my next hairstyle was (she didn't even request that I WAS JUST FELLING NICE). It turned out ok I GUESS.

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