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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Jet recap also confirmed he was "bummed" the twins won immunity. I feel like they've been written off at this point & considering he was surprised they won the poll, that hate for them may be overstated after their first few bad days this week. Him giving up on them & not wanting a twin win makes me want it more to be honest

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I’ve found the real Owen: Owen Long, who has a couple articles published in NYMag (1, 2) and one in Curbed in 2023 that has pictures of what seem to be this guy (3):
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No active twitter, no other online footprint except those articles that a can find. Also has apparently never written anything for Wired

Here's the subject of one of his articles sperging out on facebook

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I don't know where this is coming from. The article's about people with narcissism (yes, the guy that's sperging out is one of the people with narcissism Owen was profiling) but its actually a very balanced piece of writing.
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crb said:
>was in the cuck blindspot in confessional
>then in the cuck goo chair in the goo factory (never made a single ounce of goo)
>then in the cuck chair in Bar
>then in the cuck chair in Dining Room (alone)
>then in cuck west wing trying to take down an already broken door (and failing) because his crush was with bashir converting to weebslam for some reason
>then cucked by production to be LE FUNNY chill guy and then "cool guy" in the money challenge just to ensure he doesn't win (and said before the STAR OF THE SEASON was the piece of shit challenge, and he won so he's cool, really high Alex B vibes)
>then back in the cuck chair in Dining room where people started to talk about his bald spot, including Vimp who laughed, all while his best friend Drake said he loved cunny
>now in the cuck floor outside the superduperbed
>only to be cuddled by james drake after

Jesus Christ
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Adding to this:

>the only kiss he got was from BURT
 
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