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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Why are you guys so upset lol?
I finally got a good night's sleep for the first time in 29 days, the wiggers do shit like this all of the time.
Messing with the audience is a Fishtank staple
 
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Within 5 lines of dialogue, Burt told Wes he's bisexual and asked Wes' shoe size. Wes says the house is way more gross in person.

Burt: "Are you into consensual non consent?"
Wes: walks away

ETA: Clip of their encounter, including Wes walking away.
 
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The theory that vimp is in love with Bashir gains ground. We are watching her sit in bed bitching about wanting to get up, but is refusing to move unless Bashir also wakes up. She is calling him a homosexual and getting really upset that he [bashir] wont get up. Nothing is stopping her from leaving, except for her growing love for Bashir.
 
The theory that vimp is in love with Bashir gains ground. We are watching her sit in bed bitching about wanting to get up, but is refusing to move unless Bashir also wakes up. She is calling him a homosexual and getting really upset that he [bashir] wont get up. Nothing is stopping her from leaving, except for her growing love for Bashir.
She's refusing to move until Bashir brings her socks as she fears gooners wanking to her feet.
 
Burt is still working on the goo mystery (while not making any FUCKING goo himself):
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Burt is compiling a list of the popular Fishtank memes and phrases.

He's updating the list with phrases sent to him by TTS.
EAT MY ASS
EAT MY BLACK ASS
NOT JUST EAT IT
TONGUE PUNCH MY FARTBOX
SUCK MY SHIT
SUCK ME THROUGH MY JORTS
EAT MY OLD CRUSTY ASS
SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE

jd gay
 
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