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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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BASHTARD STATUS: CANCELLED
TWINNER STATUS: ACTIVATED


I SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE A NORMIE WINNING FISHTANK.
GO TWINS! TWINIT TO WINIT!
Not big on either one winning, both are pretty likely to throw a shitfit when they lose, but at least with the twins I don't have anything against their character, I still just think Jet saying at the start of the season nobody wiil Josie their way through is really funny, so I guess go twins.
 
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You might have autism.
You are the only person who mentioned Ben.
I have no idea whether Wes boxing footage exists (this is true, I am not a faggot who stalks Fishtank employees/contestants)
Maybe Wes was going easy on Drake! If you can show me how he normally boxes, maybe I'll change my mind. Until then, it seems like he couldn't beat Drake after 1 hour of pushing a watermleon up and downstairs with his face. Faggot.
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In season 1 I remember feeling weird that they went straight in to the final challenge within just a few hours of eliminating Vance. This time I'm sort of just glad they're getting it over with though.
 
The choice of music for that challenge was excellent.

Since when did someone on the fishtank production team have such good taste?!


One thing about wiggers, or at least ones like Jet and his team, is that theyre all terminally online counterculture edgelords so their music taste is curated through that (I guess opposed to mainstream top 40s, its shit on forums and blogs pushed as like 'best bands for x', theyre looking for it more).

Actually its really also that if you like anything they put out you probably have the same taste as them anyway to a degree.
 
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I never really liked Bashir, and was never rooting for him to win. I think it'd be kinda shit if the guy that got eliminated won, and his hardcore fans are the worst.

But the show was definitely better for having him in it, bringing him back after Vicky walked was an absolute Production W, and he completely earned his spot in the Top 3.

Bashir tweeted him leaving with Bam
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For all the Bashtards, I suspect with finale tomorrow that he'll be back for the celebration.
 
Dragon Finale
The Dragon Apprentice against his Masters
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The entire season has built up to this...

EDIT: TTS noticing
 
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In season 1 I remember feeling weird that they went straight in to the final challenge within just a few hours of eliminating Vance. This time I'm sort of just glad they're getting it over with though.
When theres this few people and its this late in the game its the the right call. You arent going to get much emergent content out of anybody, just get to the scripted bits.
 
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