Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Cato said:
He knows he can't sell himself, so he tries to sell a date with him based on the food. His voice actually quivers and he sounds like he's cumming at the end when he says "oh my fffffffucking ggggaaaaawwwdddd" at the end after describing a porterhouse.
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I think we've found Lucas' secret fetish. When I heard that it reminded me of the creepy "soft-scoop ice cream" messages he sent to people who catfished him.
 
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If you feel the need to preface what you're saying with "I'm not a creepy guy" then it's safe to say you're probably a creepy guy.

I'm eternally conflicted with this thread as it's A+, gold Kiwi Farms content but he's also a potential menace to the local young ladies.

He also sits just close enough to the camera that I noticed myself pushing my screen away as I felt uncomfortable that he was in my personal space. If that's the effect he has on women thousands of miles away via a video, I feel for anyone he approaches irl.
 
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IanP226 said:
He looks kind of dazed out or stoned in that first video. He seems calmer so they probably have him on some heavy pharmaceuticals. I'm also very surprised he doesn't currently smoke medical marijuana. He should.
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Marijuana lowers the psychotic threshold and worsens both manic and depressive symptoms for people with bipolar disorder (which is what Lucas claims his diagnosis is). If he has schizophrenia or basically any mental illness involving psychosis (which seems apparent), marijuana also exacerbates symptoms and increases risk of that.
 
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Can we please hook him up with Kai or Raven? I mean they both have low standards.....and i mean Kai is only a year above his preferred age range

Aristophanes said:
I think we've found Lucas' secret fetish. When I heard that it reminded me of the creepy "soft-scoop ice cream" messages he sent to people who catfished him.
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wait what messages? Idk how i missed that
 
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aWermHasNoName said:
Sorry for double post (on mobile and it doesnt let me edit) but wait what messages? Idk how i missed that
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A long while ago, trolls (this is before the Wern had a thread here) managed to to trick Lucas into believing he was seducing a young girl, and in those messages he likened his "prowess" in um, cunnilingus to "eating soft-scoop ice cream". I do believe the screenshots are buried in the thread somewhere.
 
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Aristophanes said:
I wonder how he got this newfound money (if he's telling the truth). Plus he's updated his wardrobe a bit it seems, and only now does he look slightly less creepy.

He's certainly gained weight, but is looking slightly better due to the new clothes.
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Maybe they just hosed him down before they released him. It's the last shower for some time.
 
Hahahaha oh my god.....

"My parents have quite a bit of money and a nice amount of property. Just me from inheritance in a few decades I'm probably worth $2 million myself. I think my wonderful parents deserve grandchildren of my loins."

"Thinking about pursuing my PhD in biomedical research."

"I just walked a mile to catch a bus. It's good exercise for shedding that hospital weight."

His answer to why he was in the hospital.

"Psychotic episode. Needed meds. Diabetes sugar levels through the ceiling too."
 
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"Psychotic episode. Needed meds. Diabetes sugar levels through the ceiling too."
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That is the only vaguely self-aware thing that Lucas has said in months.

Also, in his newest video he claims that all "boys" or men under the age of 35 are "clones" in the sense that "they all wear flatbilled caps" (is Lucas an avid viewer of Kentray Brown's videos?). This appears to be a new delusion that has popped alongside the classic greybeards/grey-haired old coots stuff.
 
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Rut row. There's trouble on the Werner front.
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He ALREADY got kicked out of wherever he was staying? I knew it would happen eventually, but that must be some kind of record.
 
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