🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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all the chemistry/sex appeal of two Nilla wafers dipped in a mug of Lipton


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At the risk of sounding like the ”here’s what’s wrong with Anna O’Briens meal and how I, as a very non-fat person, healthily prepare MY meals from scratch with organic ingredients and the whitest meat on a chicken” autists in that thread:

It really grinds my gears that fat people always believe that staying in bed is the cure for pain, and in particular for back pain. That’s the opposite of what you should do. Even with a genuine lumbago you’re supposed to be up and moving, But no, mild discomfort is intolerable so bedrotting it is, and we’re supposed to give fatso props for it, too. Drives me nuts, apparently.
 
So Jude's gf held a reasonably successful party that her friends enjoyed, it can be assumed she's getting praise and accolades for it... so Jude immediately develops debilitating back pain and can't leave bed

HMMMMMMMMMM 🤔
 
Pardon me, the financial specialist qualified individual in me is going to go die in a hole right now at the very thought of these two morons trying to manage business expenses without professional assistance.
 
lmao A FUCKING WALKER
Thinking of all the old people I've known that refused to use a walker, or were so embarrassed and pissed that they had to use one.

She sees a rheumatologist? I'm shocked medicaid covers that, when the source of her inflammation is so fucking obvious. But she must've found one that won't talk to her about it.

Can't wait to see her with the walker she dumpster dived. I hope she takes it to her next "event" and dances with it.
 
Unlike a can you can set up turntables on a walker so it's the DJs choice.

And how much expenses/income could she possibly be tracking to need more than a spreadsheet? One party a month isn't hard to account for.
Mhic DJs with a laptop, even easier
 
Jude is considering a drag king arc.

The forecast of her pooning out entirely by year’s end is looking good

So she’s too incapacitated to do photography for four days, but she’ll get up for yarn? (And acupuncture, but still.) This is similar to when she used to call off streams because she was “too tired” only to then spend her sick time tweeting or playing games in bed.
 
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