Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Fangsofjeff said:
Well, typically when grown men fondle toddler ass it's not considered appropriate. I gotta agree with Andrew here. As you can see from the many porn sites devoted to spanking, many people have developed that fetish from getting spanked as youngsters.

@tamarlover were you spanked as a child, by any chance? If so, how did it affect you?
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I think I was spanked when I was very young but it stopped at an early age. But in my adult life i developed a spanking fetish via some videos. So my sexualization of spanking in my adult life makes me very much against the idea of spanking children. I also am opposed to domestic spanking of spouses as punishment, although if it is just for fun between spouses that's ok with me.

Rumpled Foreskin said:
Fondling =\= spanking

The whole spanking fetish is more derived from a sub-dom dynamic, but to a much lesser degree can come from spanking while younger. Just his sweeping blanket statement that spanking is sexual in nature is absolutely insane. He probably says that because his dad had fingers in his asshole while spanking him.
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I said its borderline sexual abuse. I added the word borderline to allow for instances where it is technically not sexual abuse even though there are clearly and always sexual overtones by the mere act of doing it.

If two guys spank each other on the butt just for fun like as some do in football, its usually not sexual, but its still an action that has sexual overtones nevertheless.

WhatNemesisMeans said:
What a load of bullshit. You're 26 and you can't even grasp how the law works. You can't even tell the difference between courting and stalking, because you're a stubborn autist.

Your definition of abuse is 100% sure to be skewed, and your hypothetical children would live a nightmare. Fortunately you're never going to reproduce, so you'll never get to prove how much of a great dad you'd be.
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I know I am not courting her dumbass.

Actually I will reproduce. Its guaranteed i will.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
What guarantees that you will reproduce? And apart from spanking, what other fetishes do you have?
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The only thing that will stop me is if I die young or if I am sterile.

If I get much older and still haven't reproduced, I'd probably go to a sperm bank and get other men's wives pregnant that way. I intend to reproduce and so long as I still have viable sperm, I will reproduce someday.

Cato said:
How much is @Null paying you in commissions to get people to donate so they can have access to the "horrifying" rating?
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We haven't settled on a price yet. But I was considering suing him for $150,000 if he doesn't compensate me in commissions for all I do for him.
 
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tamarlover said:
The only thing that will stop me is if I die young or if I am sterile.

If I get much older and still haven't reproduced, I'd probably go to a sperm bank and get other men's wives pregnant that way. I intend to reproduce and so long as I still have viable sperm, I will reproduce someday.
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Why do you want to reproduce so badly?
 
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a_name_but_backwards said:
Isnt that the amount Tamar is suing @Null for?
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Its a joke. Yes that's the point of the joke.

Fangsofjeff said:
Why do you want to reproduce so badly?
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If someone else raises the kid, they are still my kid and I'll be a part of their life when they are an adult most likely. I'd love to be a dad someday. And if I can't have the privilege and honor of raising a kid myself, I'll have someone else do it for me and still get the benefit of a child.
 
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tamarlover said:
Its a joke. Yes that's the point of the joke.
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You need a better a-game for comedy. Also need to drop a dumb ho who hates your guts but loves your money... unless you get off on being a pay-pig of hers. In which case, you definitely need therapy since that fetish is one of the few non-criminal ones that needs a brain doctor to look at.
 
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tamarlover said:
If I get much older and still haven't reproduced, I'd probably go to a sperm bank and get other men's wives pregnant that way. I intend to reproduce and so long as I still have viable sperm, I will reproduce someday.
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HAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD

Do you honestly believe that you can just waltz in a sperm bank, jack off and that's it, you'll get hundreds of women pregnant ? They'll kick you out of the building as soon as they're done analyzing your samplings, and I'm being optimistic here, because that's assuming you'll ever pass the background check.
 
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tamarlover said:
If I get much older and still haven't reproduced, I'd probably go to a sperm bank and get other men's wives pregnant that way. I intend to reproduce and so long as I still have viable sperm, I will reproduce someday.
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Are you aware that there are actually rather rigorous standards for sperm donors? As in, they literally demand clean physical and mental health history, educational requirements, height requirements, etc? The whole point is that women have the luxury of getting top quality DNA to create a child with.
 
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Cato said:
Are you aware that there are actually rather rigorous standards for sperm donors? As in, they literally require clean physical and mental health history, educational requirements, height requirements, etc? The whole point is that women have the luxury of getting top quality DNA to create a child with.
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Yeah i looked it up the other week considering the possibility of doing it but it was so involved and difficult a process and not certain of getting approved, I decided i'm not going to try it right now.

I could just find online some people desperate to have a sperm donor and meet up at their house and give them my sperm right then and there and just pour it in her.

I also believe a man can have sex with another man's wife to get her pregnant if it is consented by all parties and the husband is sterile or unhealthy and unable to get her pregnant. So i could go around asking married couples. Or i could just buy a wife from another country. or sleep around.
 
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tamarlover said:
Yeah i looked it up the other week considering the possibility of doing it but it was so involved and difficult a process and not certain of getting approved, I decided i'm not going to try it right now.
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You actually have no shot of doing it given you have criminal history in the court as well as a history with mental illness which both disqualify you. This dog will not and never will hunt dude.
 
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tamarlover said:
I also believe a man can have sex with another man's wife to get her pregnant if it is consented by all parties and the husband is sterile or unhealthy and unable to get her pregnant. So i could go around asking married couples. Or i could just buy a wife from another country. or sleep around.
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Would sleeping around be alright in god's eyes, though?
 
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BillionBisonBucks said:
You also lack any credentials that could be used to sell your genome. You're ugly, uneducated, and unaccomplished. Who would want your kids without a personal investment in you?
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Remember according to my plan i will be a millionaire in 20 years and a very successful and accomplished person. When i do those things, your comment here will be proven wrong

Cato said:
And why would any sterile man choose to be cucked by you, of all people?
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Desperation and/or friendship. As long as I have a good friendship with them and they consider me healthy, I'd be someone they'd consider. But besides since I know most husbands would not want me to sleep with their wives, I would just give them a "donation" and they'd be good to go. same thing as sperm banks except i just saved them thousands of dollars and give them a high chance of success for getting pregnant, much higher than sperm banks anyways.
 
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tamarlover said:
Remember according to my plan i will be a millionaire in 20 years and a very successful and accomplished person. When i do those things, your comment here will be proven wrong
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Unfortunately, sperm banks have millionaires. College educated ones, that graduated early. You're already too late to pass muster.
 
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