Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[His Dewliness]

Why does he feel the need to go on multi-tweet monologues about an idea that he summarised quite well in 1 sentence, he can clearly tell nobody gives a shit past the initial idea since the number of asspats he gets drops off a cliff immediately. Brevity is the sole of wit and all that.

Also, trust Bob to suggest a shuffle feature for a service which provides content in 30 minute- 1 hour long tv episodes, I can only hope that he just has it on in the background and that having to trawl through netflix to find shit he hasn't watched isn't a daily problem for him.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Muslims still dindu nuffin, I see:
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Because most shows are serialized and watching them out of order mixed in with other shows sounds extremely exceptional?:
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Will this Mario crap have a gun? Maybe. Maybe:
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One thing I love about Bob and the rest of his ilk is how American-centric their world view is, like America is the end all be all of culture and politics and that nothing outside of it could ever possibly be relevant. Just because extremist Muslims don't have much political capital in the States doesn't mean that they don't elsewhere and that their hatred of gays, Jews, and infidels doesn't kill thousands.

 

[Gordon Cole]

@Mola Ram would disagree:

Thanks Dobson, any more insights in that fat head?

And lastly, sperging bout Spider-Man. He seems wholly incapable of letting this go.

Also, what the hell's a "mad-on"?:

Sex jokes? In mah Mahrio? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:

Who's dumber? The guy with a high-paying job as a writer, or the guy who makes Mom and Dad Save the World references:

 

[Mola Ram]

@Mola Ram would disagree:

The A-bomb stealing traitors whom people on Bob's side of the aisle have been excusing, justifying, or pretending were completely innocent since the government fried their worthless asses? Nah, I've never heard of them.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You know what else is amazing about the Mario universe?

It's not real. And it's made for children.

Seriously, it never ceases to amuse me Bob spends so much time sperging about Mario lore when even most fans don't give a shit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, you're the last person to play moral guardian about young adults learning sex:

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

@Mola Ram would disagree:
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Thanks Dobson, any more insights in that fat head?
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And lastly, sperging bout Spider-Man. He seems wholly incapable of letting this go.

Also, what the hell's a "mad-on"?:
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Sex jokes? In mah Mahrio? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:
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Who's dumber? The guy with a high-paying job as a writer, or the guy who makes Mom and Dad Save the World references:
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I saw homecoming a few nights ago and I have no fucking clue what Chumpman is talking about here. What's the "elaborate contrivance?" For real, Chimpman needs to stop making these tweet threads w/ 0 context to the entire discussion ffs.

Homecoming is, imho, the best MCU film since Iron Man, by far. Anyone who prefers the Tony Macguire or Andrew Garfield films is probably blind and has shit taste...

So yknow, Chipman in a few years.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bob, you're the last person to play moral guardian about young adults learning sex:

You support a gang of people who want to raise genderless children and give them puberty-blocking drugs that will affect them for the rest of their lives. You're not one to talk about psychologically scarring children.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I saw homecoming a few nights ago and I have no fucking clue what Chumpman is talking about here. What's the "elaborate contrivance?" For real, Chimpman needs to stop making these tweet threads w/ 0 context to the entire discussion ffs.

Homecoming is, imho, the best MCU film since Iron Man, by far. Anyone who prefers the Tony Macguire or Andrew Garfield films is probably blind and has shit taste...

So yknow, Chipman in a few years.

He's talking about this video:

 

[Lorento]

Bob, you're the last person to play moral guardian about young adults learning sex:
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Yeah, the sex is the worst part about Game of Thrones. Not the betrayal, brutal murders, patricide, matricide, regicide, disease and rape.

These people need to get their priorities straight.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, the sex is the worst part about Game of Thrones. Not the betrayal, brutal murders, patricide, matricide, regicide, disease and rape.

These people need to get their priorities straight.

Why do these types seem to hate GoT? Dobson has made similar statements. Is it the SJW thing? Or are they just insanely envious of another fat neckbeard who managed to become a multimillionare with his tits & dragons soap opera?

(PS I love GoT.)

 

[TheImportantFart]

Why do these types seem to hate GoT? Dobson has made similar statements. Is it the SJW thing? Or are they just insanely envious of another fat neckbeard who managed to become a multimillionare with his tits & dragons soap opera?

(PS I love GoT.)

It's the rape. They absolutely despise the rape.

They have no problem with all the death and torture, or a dude getting his penis cut off (hell, they probably liked that part considering what kind of people we're dealing with...). It's literally just the rape. I remember the Mary Sue refusing to cover Game of Thrones anymore after

Spoiler: GoT spoilers

the Sansa rape in Season 5

although they later backpedaled on that statement.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's the rape. They absolutely despise the rape.

They have no problem with all the death and torture, or a dude getting his penis cut off (hell, they probably liked that part considering what kind of people we're dealing with...). It's literally just the rape. I remember the Mary Sue refusing to cover Game of Thrones anymore after

Spoiler: GoT spoilers

the Sansa rape in Season 5

although they later backpedaled on that statement.

Rape as a means of falsely creating drama is a cheap trick, but GoT uses lots of cheap tricks. It's still hugely entertaining. Do we have any Bob spergouts concerning the show we could mock?

Spoiler: OT / Spoiler

I remember the foofaraw over the Jaime/Cersei scene next to Joffrey's corpse. I never, ever understood it -- I mean, holy shit, dude, this is a brother and sister who've been fucking since adolescence and who have murdered or attempted to murder people to keep it a secret; did you not expect their relationship might be just the tiniest bit dysfunctional?

 

[Absolutego]

They also, being extremely prudish when it suits them, are extremely bothered by all the naked women in Game of Thrones. Until the rape incident in season 5 the most common criticism from media journalists was that the show "used naked women as props" whenever they were present onscreen.

Which is funny because I'm pretty sure it's more dehumanizing to women to refer to them as props than film them naked, but what do I know?

 

[SuperSheep]

Thanks Dobson, any more insights in that fat head?
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Aren't these "functional civilizations" suffering from cripplingly ineffective border control and are reliant on men to stop the constant invasions/Giant Ape attacks?

 

[Mola Ram]

They also, being extremely prudish when it suits them, are extremely bothered by all the naked women in Game of Thrones. Until the rape incident in season 5 the most common criticism from media journalists was that the show "used naked women as props" whenever they were present onscreen.

Which is funny because I'm pretty sure it's more dehumanizing to women to refer to them as props than film them naked, but what do I know?

I've said for a long time that SJWs are just modern-day Puritans, with political dogma standing in for religious scripture. (Sadly, they seem not to appreciate hard work or thrift as much.) It's why Bob tied himself in such hilarious knots trying to distinguish Anita Sarkeesian from Jack Thompson, basically saying they were totally different because Thompson was a right winger and Anita wasn't.

I know I keep coming back to that incident, but it's really the perfect cameo of what an intellectually dishonest shithead Bob is.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

He's talking about this video:

And Bob's comment still makes no sense. What in that video could possibly be considered a contrivance? The Vulture thing? There are contrivances in great movies which are WAY worse than that. There are way worse contrivances just in other Spider-Man movies. Remember how they put Sandman in Uncle Ben's death in Spider-Man 3?

 

[Lorento]

They also, being extremely prudish when it suits them, are extremely bothered by all the naked women in Game of Thrones. Until the rape incident in season 5 the most common criticism from media journalists was that the show "used naked women as props" whenever they were present onscreen.

Which is funny because I'm pretty sure it's more dehumanizing to women to refer to them as props than film them naked, but what do I know?

George RR Martin himself has said that nobody complains when he has someone get stabbed fifty times by his own children or some shit, but if he shows someone sticking a penis in a vagina suddenly all hell breaks loose.

Which when you think about it is pretty messed up.

 

[Absolutego]

And Bob's comment still makes no sense. What in that video could possibly be considered a contrivance? The Vulture thing? There are contrivances in great movies which are WAY worse than that. There are way worse contrivances just in other Spider-Man movies. Remember how they put Sandman in Uncle Ben's death in Spider-Man 3?

The video is calling the choice to give Spidey an Iron Man style robotic suit with an AI (apparently named Karen) for him to talk to a smart way to bring back the inner monologue/constant quipping the hero is known for in the comics.
Bob, because he hates this movie for not being made by Sam Raimi and is trying to find anything about it he can criticize, labels this a "contrivance" that somehow cheapens the overall film.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

The video is calling the choice to give Spidey an Iron Man style robotic suit with an AI (apparently named Karen) for him to talk to a smart way to bring back the inner monologue/constant quipping the hero is known for in the comics.
Bob, because he hates this movie for not being made by Sam Raimi and is trying to find anything about it he can criticize, labels this a "contrivance" that somehow cheapens the overall film.

Figures. This is what I get for trying to apply real world logic to MovieBob.