Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Do you wanna know why the FTC was getting involved?
It's fucking great.

On October 10th, 2014, The Escapist ran a column in which a number of developers who were pro-Gamergate were interviewed. At the time, this was the only article remotely like it. Suffice to say, it exists only in Archival Format now. What happened?

Zoe Quinn and Alex Lifschitz called in their markers. MovieBob and Jim Sterling raised holy hell and between the two fatasses and a shrieking mob, they accused several of the devs interviewed of being "serial harassers." The "evidence" presented of this harassment was IRC logs, taken out-of-context from the Escapist's own fucking IRC channel - I.E., complete horse-shit. Despite the complete lack of evidence, the article was taken down. At least one developer's interview was removed under the mere claims that he somehow harassed someone, with no evidence given whatsoever.

At about this point, we enter accusation territory, but it coincides with both Chipman's testimony, the GG timeline, and the testimony of anons involved at the time. The Escapist noticed the fucking obvious, which is that several of its own employees are anything but neutral on this particular subject, and many of them have long, detailed lists of conflicts-of-interest with various developers, Journos, et al. GG's Internet Autism Machine is in full burn mode, and fucking everything is getting archived by the GG spergs, who are digging up every conflict-of-interest they can.

The Escapist, realizing how much damage weaponized Autism can do, and realizing that attacking their fucking audience is a fucking stupid move, becomes the first site of many to update its Ethics policy to enforce disclosure of pre-existing relationships between devs and reviewers, and basically asks the FTC to confirm it and show they're on the level.

Suffice to say, Jimothy "There's No Such Thing as an Unbiased Review" Sterling does not like this very much, nor does Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman. Making matters worse, The Escapist steadfastly refuses to lock discussion threads on GG that repeatedly get invaded by Anti-GG trolls trying to use the SA tactic of descending on a thread and shitting it up en masse to get it locked; instead, The Escapist's moderators do the sane thing and keep banning responsible parties, otherwise letting the GG spergs have their sperging, contained to one series of threads.

With the line in the sand drawn between Jim and the GG component of The Escapist's audience, The Escapist went with the audience. Jim proceeded to lose his shit and go freelance. He specifically cited the fact that The Escapist was not simply banning interviewees on he and his friends' say-so alone as the reason that he left. Chippy stuck with it a bit longer, promising to play by the rules, but ultimately we know how that panned out.

That is an amazing story and I love your inimitable style, but what about that actually got a hair across the FTC's ass? I confess to being supremely stupid on this matter, or at least ignorant of what the FTC's ambit here was.

EDIT: Oh, never mind. I managed to skip half a paragraph. Don't drink and Kiwi, kids.
 
It's okay because my idea of a weapon is better than those ignorant troglodytes' idea of a weapon.

Also, "Mayne":
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And here he is showing his ignorance towards Old Man Murray, while the thread he links blasts the site and those dang, dirty fps games:
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It's okay because my idea of a weapon is better than those ignorant troglodytes' idea of a weapon.

Also, "Mayne":
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And here he is showing his ignorance towards Old Man Murray, while the thread he links blasts the site and those dang, dirty fps games:
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Ahhh, the "toxicity" of No Mutants Allowed. What short work the glittering gems of hatred would make of Blobby.
 
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Way to deflect and not even give the slightest hint of a rebuttal there:
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Also, he refers to people on his side as "humans", because an obese diabetic living in a leaky basement can pass judgement on other's rights as people:
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Bob dehumanizes everything "right wing" except for the military. Even he knows how big of a taboo it is to disrespect them in this country.

Not that I want to see veterans be disrespected, but I feel this makes Bob kind of a pussy. Like, just go all the way with your nonsense, man.
 
Bob dehumanizes everything "right wing" except for the military. Even he knows how big of a taboo it is to disrespect them in this country.

Not that I want to see veterans be disrespected, but I feel this makes Bob kind of a pussy. Like, just go all the way with your nonsense, man.

I think there's something personal there. Bob was so poisonously swollen with egotism that he couldn't back the fuck off his nonsense when his job at The Escapist was in jeopardy (under threat of Federal investigation, no less). I can't imagine that anything would sway him to restrain his opinions unless he legitimately didn't hold them. Maybe his dad or his grandfather or some favorite uncle was a veteran, I dunno.
 
Good point and probably true. It's just odd since he's denounced the entirety of the south and mid-west....and basically all white people. Typical far-lefty stuff....but I guess calling veterans "imperialist baby killers" is too much even for him.
 
It's okay because my idea of a weapon is better than those ignorant troglodytes' idea of a weapon.

Also, "Mayne":
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And here he is showing his ignorance towards Old Man Murray, while the thread he links blasts the site and those dang, dirty fps games:
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I would pay actual money to watch Movieblob charge at a "subhuman" with a broadsword to ethnically cleanse them only to collapse from exhaustion after three steps
 
I think there's something personal there. Bob was so poisonously swollen with egotism that he couldn't back the fuck off his nonsense when his job at The Escapist was in jeopardy (under threat of Federal investigation, no less). I can't imagine that anything would sway him to restrain his opinions unless he legitimately didn't hold them. Maybe his dad or his grandfather or some favorite uncle was a veteran, I dunno.
The big question is does he love them enough to not bounce at the wake?
 
Eh, he really isn't much of a communist; he's just a straight up authoritarian with a technology fetish. He consumed and espoused a shitton of Objectivist statements in how by his beliefs there is a mass of idiots holding back the chosen geniuses from enacting his one world 'superior' future. This future being a sham-democracy where those with the wrong values are disenfranchised and starved out. He is not anti-corporation, and in fact is an ardent mark of those he deems 'acceptable' (Nintendo, Marvel) and an utter capitalistic whore. Less a communist, more a general aspiring tyrant.

Yeah, I've said here before he's the only Neo-Liberal I've seen that's not getting paid to be so. He's a technocrat without a technology background. He's glomped on to this capital friendly version of Identity politics purely out of spite as far as I can see.
 
Do you wanna know why the FTC was getting involved?
It's fucking great.

On October 10th, 2014, The Escapist ran a column in which a number of developers who were pro-Gamergate were interviewed. At the time, this was the only article remotely like it. Suffice to say, it exists only in Archival Format now. What happened?

Zoe Quinn and Alex Lifschitz called in their markers. MovieBob and Jim Sterling raised holy hell and between the two fatasses and a shrieking mob, they accused several of the devs interviewed of being "serial harassers." The "evidence" presented of this harassment was IRC logs, taken out-of-context from the Escapist's own fucking IRC channel - I.E., complete horse-shit. Despite the complete lack of evidence, the article was taken down. At least one developer's interview was removed under the mere claims that he somehow harassed someone, with no evidence given whatsoever.

At about this point, we enter accusation territory, but it coincides with both Chipman's testimony, the GG timeline, and the testimony of anons involved at the time. The Escapist noticed the fucking obvious, which is that several of its own employees are anything but neutral on this particular subject, and many of them have long, detailed lists of conflicts-of-interest with various developers, Journos, et al. GG's Internet Autism Machine is in full burn mode, and fucking everything is getting archived by the GG spergs, who are digging up every conflict-of-interest they can.

The Escapist, realizing how much damage weaponized Autism can do, and realizing that attacking their fucking audience is a fucking stupid move, becomes the first site of many to update its Ethics policy to enforce disclosure of pre-existing relationships between devs and reviewers, and basically asks the FTC to confirm it and show they're on the level.

Suffice to say, Jimothy "There's No Such Thing as an Unbiased Review" Sterling does not like this very much, nor does Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman. Making matters worse, The Escapist steadfastly refuses to lock discussion threads on GG that repeatedly get invaded by Anti-GG trolls trying to use the SA tactic of descending on a thread and shitting it up en masse to get it locked; instead, The Escapist's moderators do the sane thing and keep banning responsible parties, otherwise letting the GG spergs have their sperging, contained to one series of threads.

With the line in the sand drawn between Jim and the GG component of The Escapist's audience, The Escapist went with the audience. Jim proceeded to lose his shit and go freelance. He specifically cited the fact that The Escapist was not simply banning interviewees on he and his friends' say-so alone as the reason that he left. Chippy stuck with it a bit longer, promising to play by the rules, but ultimately we know how that panned out.

Wow, that is quite the juicy tidbits of story right there. It is stuff like this which makes we wonder if Jim believes what he believes or saw the mercenary route. The hired gun mentality, the kicking the hornet's nest style of working, chasing fads, and going to cozy up with actual harassers and doxxers makes him out to be a fat-ass hypocrite. Bob on the other hand, at the very least is upfront with his contempt for gamer culture, so at least he has that going for him. Though I will give something that Bob doesn't have is enough self-awareness to stop his stupidest behavior and reign himself in.
 
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I think there's something personal there. Bob was so poisonously swollen with egotism that he couldn't back the fuck off his nonsense when his job at The Escapist was in jeopardy (under threat of Federal investigation, no less). I can't imagine that anything would sway him to restrain his opinions unless he legitimately didn't hold them. Maybe his dad or his grandfather or some favorite uncle was a veteran, I dunno.

Having a relative in the military might also explain his desire to describe the console wars as "his personal Vietnam" or how Masters of the Universe was "his generation's Platoon".
 
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Muslims still dindu nuffin, I see:
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Because most shows are serialized and watching them out of order mixed in with other shows sounds extremely exceptional?:
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Will this Mario crap have a gun? Maybe. Maybe:
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