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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Twins literally told him right after in Marketplace he stayed the Hardest and hugged him, think they all figured that one out in 30 minutes and everyone was cool with it. Insane shock factor at the time though for sure.
I saw people shitting on this because he also said that the challenge sucked, which twittertards interpreted as "basically saying production made him do it again". You really can't win with some people.
 
Selling a subreddit or a reddit account violated their TOS. Mints probably messaged the top mod who accepted the offer and kicked all the other mods out
 
As much as I disliked the ending, I'm still overall positive of the season. I do think it his funny that Jet's making up for not giving Burt the prize for Season 3 was almost completely eclipsed by needlessly making a completely new controversy. Season 5 could of gone out with such a fucking high if they just called it at 6pm. The fans and Twins find out at the same time about getting second place prize(in the livestream it felt like it was more covering his ass for what he knew was going to be a scumbag ending), and capping it off with Burt finally getting his 50k.

Neat stox progression tracker video from Xitter, clips included

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It's really crazy that for 21 days according to Stox this was the Landon and BingoBongo show. The competition really doesn't even start until the final week, and I'm really ok with that. I think the show should start Friendtank and end with a competition, and there should be spikes of Friendtank and Hellhouse through out it.
 
Twins literally told him right after in Marketplace he stayed the Hardest and hugged him, think they all figured that one out in 30 minutes and everyone was cool with it. Insane shock factor at the time though for sure.
im not saying that the twins are now traumatized or that he didnt feel bad doing it
im saying that he did it in the first place
im not bashing him or anything (at least in this instance)
im just saying theres a kino motive of a man pushing his morals aside for monetary gain and i dont think anyone from the cast will notice it
 
I think the show should start Friendtank and end with a competition, and there should be spikes of Friendtank and Hellhouse through out it.
This has to be the takeaway from this season. We spent several pages going back and forth about what was better, but the realization is that both are needed in equal amounts, interspersed, and that freeloaders need to help drive the transitions. Freeloaders teaming up with the Fish (as a whole or individually) was one of the worst parts of the season, but the fish joining together to crap on a freeloader was without fail always kino.
 
After, no homo, how good he looked dressing professionally this season I have no idea why he wants to go back to looking like a retard
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Burt agrees with you.
 
I really want them to start with 12 fish, break them into 2 teams of 6 (the first challenge is a free-for-all, the two biggest winners get to be team captains). I think this would both help fish who quit early stay longer so they don't let their teams down and set us up for a lot of team challenges. We can do the first 2 weeks as team challenges culminating in Icky Pukers.

Teams win immunity, the losing team has to either vote someone out OR do a challenge amongst themselves to determine who goes home.

Once teams are mixed there will be enough bad blood with some Fish that we'll naturally get Hellhouse. The first Solo Challenge can be The Cell.
 
I really want them to start with 12 fish, break them into 2 teams of 6 (the first challenge is a free-for-all, the two biggest winners get to be team captains). I think this would both help fish who quit early stay longer so they don't let their teams down and set us up for a lot of team challenges. We can do the first 2 weeks as team challenges culminating in Icky Pukers.

Teams win immunity, the losing team has to either vote someone out OR do a challenge amongst themselves to determine who goes home.

Once teams are mixed there will be enough bad blood with some Fish that we'll naturally get Hellhouse. The first Solo Challenge can be The Cell.
No people voting, do challenges.

I would also do 2 challenges for immunity, with each one giving 3 people on your team immunity, chosen by the captain. Will it be friendtank and the leader will give away the immunity to everyone else first? Or will he give it to himself?

Maybe it's overcomplicating things and would take too long to kick people out, but I think it would be interesting.
 
No people voting, do challenges.

I would also do 2 challenges for immunity, with each one giving 3 people on your team immunity, chosen by the captain. Will it be friendtank and the leader will give away the immunity to everyone else first? Or will he give it to himself?

Maybe it's overcomplicating things and would take too long to kick people out, but I think it would be interesting.
Yeah I think that's overcomplicating it a bit and takes the stress away, if a team loses a Team Immunity Challenge then they have to do a Team Elimination Challenge, none of them have immunity, all have to compete against each other. Its faster and sets up more beef between contestants since even on their teams they've had to compete
 
The homeowner is touring some guys through the house, I think one is a lawyer? They might just be his friends. He just told one of them the wiggers have the house for a year and it took them 6 months to set up for the show. This makes what Jet said earlier about them having the house until November make more sense. Crazy long time to rent the house though.
 
I really want them to start with 12 fish
I don't know about that other stuff, but I agree with this. Just fucking start with like 15 fish or some shit. And then do double eliminations or just eliminations more often if needed. Then if people drop out in the first couple of days, it's no problem.
 
Did Mints actually admit to being a pooner or am I autistic and that's a bit? That monster's body has confused me all season.
It would explain all the bitchy feminine behavior.
Everything else is true, I added the transition thing lol. He does have a truly insane body though.

Side note: I want the tank back :(
 
I don't know about that other stuff, but I agree with this. Just fucking start with like 15 fish or some shit. And then do double eliminations or just eliminations more often if needed. Then if people drop out in the first couple of days, it's no problem.
I think production agrees with this but they say they struggle with finding enough people each season as is. Considering the freeloader applications we saw, I believe it.
 
The homeowner is touring some guys through the house, I think one is a lawyer? They might just be his friends. He just told one of them the wiggers have the house for a year and it took them 6 months to set up for the show. This makes what Jet said earlier about them having the house until November make more sense. Crazy long time to rent the house though.
I guess preplan for repairs.
its better to play safe with stuff like this for sure.
 
I think production agrees with this but they say they struggle with finding enough people each season as is. Considering the freeloader applications we saw, I believe it.
So, what exactly qualifies you to getting on fishtank? did we ever find the one thing successful applicants had?
 
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