💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Failed author, fat, domestic abuser Fatrick Tomlinson who doesn't believe in God, is my go to for biblical authority
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Biblical, Quranic, Hindu AND Confucian authority, child.
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We also get yet another civilian catching Pig Man's ire for doubting he is a master street fighter, resulting in predictable oinked threats of sexualised violence
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There is also this exchange with yet another civilian patposter which becomes all the more amusing when you consider the account that made it.
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Why is it amusing you may ask? Well because the account is 100% dedicated to anti-antisemitism and e-fighting internet nazis, which as one can imagine is a full time fake-job these days given how much this shit exploded in online popularity the last couple of years....and yet he STILL found time to laugh at fucking fatrick to his fat fucking face when he saw him in the wild
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Note too that the previous civilian is a groyper, meaning that both sides of the great internet Shoah are patposting as one

EDIT: ok I just checked his replies and noted some other patposting accounts expressing amusement this jew in particular is taking shots at pig man, which led me to check his name on our archive and apparently this schlomo is balls deep involved with Kino Casino and The Quartering, so this may infact be a case of another if minor lolcow getting involved.
 
Judge Holden said:
Biblical, Quranic, Hindu AND Confucian authority, child.
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patrick claiming to have read all these theological texts is probably his most retarded lie since the basketball needle tale.

Judge Holden said:
EDIT: ok I just checked his replies and noted some other patposting accounts expressing amusement this jew in particular is taking shots at pig man, which led me to check his name on our archive and apparently this schlomo is balls deep involved with Kino Casino and The Quartering, so this may infact be a case of another if minor lolcow getting involved.
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gabe's a longtime kino casino sponsor. only time will tell if this interaction leads to something funnier.
 
Judge Holden said:
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Pretty sure Kong never wrote anything though, it was his students. Even if he did read his students teachings it would likely be New Confucianism instead of the Analects as he would have stated as such. I know he doesn't know what the Silver Rule is, just look at how he treats others. Just because you claim to have read a book doesn't mean you understand the contents.

Learning without thinking is labor lost, and thinking without learning is perilous.
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True, I doubt Patrick could list 5. He get's winded going to his motorcycle.
 
MilkThePig said:
he said they'd tried to arrange visitation with Patrick when the daughter was still very young and he wasn't interested.
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It's not that he wasn't interested, but rather he was totally uncompromising and would only agree to visitation on his terms. When he wasn't immediately given everything he wanted he collapsed on the sofa Lowtax style and gave up:

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I have secondhand experience dealing with retarded custody battles and can say with reasonable confidence that there is some part of Patrick, deep down, that loves his daughter. He's just so totally overbearing and controlled by emotion that he lets his tantrums get in the way every single time. He probably didn't even realize the consequences of signing away his rights at the time, all he could think was "haha jon and adrienne will surely be enjoying prison with this one!"

Late in the night, probably 2-3AM, long after Second Better Wife has gone to bed without him for the thousandth time, Patrick sits on the edge of his bed, his phone beside him. He has just cleared his latest backlog of 10,000 stalker child tweets. He stretches and looks out the window at the polluted, dirty windshield sky of Milwaukee; the city he fled to after Jon challenged him to a fight, what, ten years ago now? He feels good. He's in shape, he has a great hairline, he's a world renowned author, he could take anyone in a fight, and nobody has farted in his wife's vagina. What more could he possibly want?

But somewhere, deep, deep down, a little voice he doesn't even consciously hear anymore is still whispering to him. Some telltale heart still beats deep within his fat rolls.

Something is wrong.
 
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OH BOY OH BOY, he woke up at 4:13 AM from his crib, and asked civilians to lend their dildos with him. Lawdy, it reminds me of the time he ask civilians to throw paint balloons at Russian tanks again :story:

I bet he has a big dildo somewhere in the half-hovel after Tyrone shove it deep into his ass and farted into his wife's wart-infested herpes vagina. Nice post, stupid.
 
Judge Holden said:
Morbidly obese heretic oinks out his latest declaration on how Jesus would agree with him on everything if he existed
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"the person Christians believe to be Christ"

If you had told me to write an over the top, cringe, preachy, euphoric atheist diatribe as a parody of euphoric atheists, that's what I would write. Here's Rick writing it as easily as he breathes (which, given his portly exterior, might not be that easy).
 
The Noise said:
He feels good. He's in shape, he has a great hairline, he's a world renowned author, he could take anyone in a fight, and nobody has farted in his wife's vagina. What more could he possibly want?
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I always find myself wishing that I could be a fly on the wall of Pat’s brain for a day. I want to know his thoughts, his feelings, just what goes through that skull of his. Does he genuinely believe all of this bolster and bluster he puts out? Or does he shrivel down inside and cower at some sense of self doubt? I find the psychology of Pat endlessly fascinating, with the narcissism, the aggression, and the denial constantly trying to maintain a facade that no one is falling for.
 
The Noise said:
I have secondhand experience dealing with retarded custody battles and can say with reasonable confidence that there is some part of Patrick, deep down, that loves his daughter. He's just so totally overbearing and controlled by emotion that he lets his tantrums get in the way every single time. He probably didn't even realize the consequences of signing away his rights at the time, all he could think was "haha jon and adrienne will surely be enjoying prison with this one!"
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I'm still betting the judge didn't kick up much of a fuss because Jon/Ade came to court with a prize collection of unhinged Pat voicemails/e-mails/texts/ videos of him driving by their home/jobs.
 
On February 20th, I submitted a public records request to Pima County Sheriff’s Department regarding what Patrick called a false police complaint being made against him. See:
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Yesterday, I got an email back from Pima County asserting that these "records [are] related to the investigation of the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie [and that t]he scope of the investigation [] involv[es] multiple local law enforcement agencies and the FBI".

Who the fuck is Nancy Guthrie and why did Patrick murder her? Also, apparently, 99 other people want in on this info.
 
NaggotFigger said:
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OH BOY OH BOY, he woke up at 4:13 AM from his crib, and asked civilians to lend their dildos with him. Lawdy, it reminds me of the time he ask civilians to throw paint balloons at Russian tanks again :story:

I bet he has a big dildo somewhere in the half-hovel after Tyrone shove it deep into his ass and farted into his wife's wart-infested herpes vagina. Nice post, stupid.
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He has probably been up all night, mad that he can't drink due to the weather in Wisconsin
Useful_Mistake said:
Why the fuck did Patrick kidnap her?
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He is trying to be a gonzo journalist by getting news that *Nobody else has thought to do*
 
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