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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Controversial opinion:
I didn't like Antara. I hate Indians. Their accents are rage inducing and having to listen to her botbotbotsaaaaaar was annoying.
RoboJet was hilarious though and they should definitely keep that.

I await a torrent of dumb reacts.
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It was a funny joke and funny it lasted the whole season.
 
Landons song is out in the wild



It also appears that known lolcow enthusiast Danny browns favorite fish was Landon

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Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Controversial opinion:
I didn't like Antara. I hate Indians. Their accents are rage inducing and having to listen to her botbotbotsaaaaaar was annoying.
RoboJet was hilarious though and they should definitely keep that.

I await a torrent of dumb reacts.
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She did get annoying having to listen to it nonstop sometimes, but for me the annoyance turned into laughter at how absurd the whole situation is. Probably the hardest I laughed this season was when they first wheeled her out. I think it was a great bit, but yeah some shit got pretty old
 
Jackpot said:
"I bet these people I disagree with are tied to this unrelated thing I disliked because I dislike both of them"

Real big brain hour here.
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More along the lines of the people that got weird parasocial attachments to the people on the show. You have had some weird beef with me ever since I pointed out your lame obsession with the twins lol, calm down faggot.

"Antara just did a heckin spin again! Topkek!!"
 
BingBongDingDong said:
More along the lines of the people that got weird parasocial attachments to the people on the show. You have had some weird beef with me ever since I pointed out your lame obsession with the twins lol, calm down faggot.

"Antara just did a heckin spin again! Topkek!!"
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I'm neutral on Antara so your point doesn't really hold water there.

If you took me finding your point dumb as part of some one sided personal vendetta then I think you really are the one who needs to calm down.

Edit: I'm not fagging up the thread to argue. Go vent about it to your imaginary wife or something
 
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Call a week “The No-Viewer House”, and bring in all the nontent contestants: Mauro, Megan, Ian, Alexis, and Emma. Give them extremely mundane challenges (organize this jar of paperclips from smallest to large, telephone surveys, laundry challenge, etc.) Give a small prize to whoever was the most forgettable
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
- Making fun of people being annoyed by Kimmee.
- She suggested "Week on, week off." So the week off they can plan, and week on they could execute.
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Shocker he simps for Kimmee. Week on week off would be stupid. They have 6-12 months to come up with 30 days of content and they can't even do that.
 
I had a weird dream about fishtank. They started a new season where everyone were secretly freeloaders thinking the other people were fish and then slowly introduced the actual fish competing for the prize (I think). People in chat were going crazy because a guy was eating a shirt saying it was a secret fish mission given by someone.
 
Arguing is gay. Let's start talking about the real reason we're all here:

Bloodgames 2 (hopefully Season 5.5)

Who/what/when/where do we want?
I'm working on a bigger post about my thoughts, but you guys have had some great ideas peppered throughout this thread. Drop 'em now while we have a bit of downtime between S5 and whatever mini content Jet has in store.

A few questions to think about:
  • What contestants? S3/4/5?
  • Theme? Medieval fantasy focus or scattershot nonsense like BG1?
  • Returning characters other than Xavier?
  • Fully outdoors, split between indoors and outdoors, or fully indoors at a warehouse?
  • More serious LARP than last time, or less serious?
  • More focus on RPG mechanics, or less?
  • Sequel or prequel? Immediate or distant?
  • What shouldn't change? What should change?
  • Should audience participation matter more?
  • Weapon balancing? New weapons? Should guns return?
  • Should food be earned through quests or money? Or given by default like last time?
  • How much hassling of contestants?
  • Camera placements? What do we think about the chest cams?
I'm aware of how difficult it's going to be to get another Bloodgames, and that it may not happen at all.
But I want to keep discussion alive to show Jet, Ben, and Sam (to whatever extent he's involved) that we are still very much interested and that prioritizing it wouldn't be a waste of resources. Also to let them know what we liked and what they can safely focus their efforts on for maximum viewing quality. Also also get them to stop hating KF, we're not all dox-happy freaks masturbating over the downfalls of autists, particularly in this thread.
 
Giant Machine said:
Shocker he simps for Kimmee. Week on week off would be stupid. They have 6-12 months to come up with 30 days of content and they can't even do that.
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Now they actually have a house somewhere that they can stream. Barring any legal trouble, it should be much easier between seasons. They need to fix the house and test if the homeowner is truly okay doing this season to season. All that being said it should make turnaround simpler. I would not be happy with week on week off because it would get stale really quickly they would run out of ideas. Part of the fun of fishtank is not having it for a year at a time. Scarcity brings value. I think if they did something like a monthly week long stream 3 weeks off 1 on it could be a lot better, decrease the membership prices on off season. Truthfully in my eyes, I don't see fishtank lasting more than 5 more years with legal issues and burnout. I don't know if i see them doing too many more seasons, but I am grateful for it even being a thing in the first place.
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
Three ideas:

1. Mansion casting party, tons of people, whittle them down
Not buying flights, just let people buy their own travel, RSVP though
Jet says everyone was calling it "Onlyfans Egirl Diddy part!"

2. Survival type content. Hunting, outdoors, getting away from screens.

3. Chud to Chad

4, Shorter events, like 5 days
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I have better ideas:

1. Lock in

2. Hire some chuddy contractors to fix up the house

2.5. Casting diddy party / van IRL streams while they fix shit

3. Season 6 in July, you have the house until november, you can half-ass a cosmetic renovation before you need to drop 40k to fix the wood or whatever
 
Rolex said:
Arguing is gay. Let's start talking about the real reason we're all here:

Bloodgames 2 (hopefully Season 5.5)

Who/what/when/where do we want?
I'm working on a bigger post about my thoughts, but you guys have had some great ideas peppered throughout this thread. Drop 'em now while we have a bit of downtime between S5 and whatever mini content Jet has in store.

A few questions to think about:
  • What contestants? S3/4/5?
  • Theme? Medieval fantasy focus or scattershot nonsense like BG1?
  • Returning characters other than Xavier?
  • Fully outdoors, split between indoors and outdoors, or fully indoors at a warehouse?
  • More serious LARP than last time, or less serious?
  • More focus on RPG mechanics, or less?
  • Sequel or prequel? Immediate or distant?
  • What shouldn't change? What should change?
  • Should audience participation matter more?
  • Weapon balancing? New weapons? Should guns return?
  • Should food be earned through quests or money? Or given by default like last time?
  • How much hassling of contestants?
  • Camera placements? What do we think about the chest cams?
I'm aware of how difficult it's going to be to get another Bloodgames, and that it may not happen at all.
But I want to keep discussion alive to show Jet, Ben, and Sam (to whatever extent he's involved) that we are still very much interested and that prioritizing it wouldn't be a waste of resources. Also to let them know what we liked and what they can safely focus their efforts on for maximum viewing quality. Also also get them to stop hating KF, we're not all dox-happy freaks masturbating over the downfalls of autists, particularly in this thread.
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Bloodgames 2: Never Die Living.

But seriously, I’d argue that Georgia is a great place to do BG2 on account of it being a bigger state with more rural properties and better geography than Massachusetts. Just so long as they don’t do it on a property with neighbors nearby because in Dixie they might get shot instead of just Karen’d.
 
Bashir would be good for Blood Games because he is half larping in his real life with all the Japanese shit. Give him a cowboy or samurai character and he's golden.

James Drake was good at committing to characters.

The Twins are also naturally good larpers, but I don't know if Bingo has the constitution to be outside for two weeks. Bongo solo could work.

Landon would try hard to larp and suck at it but in an endearing way.

Blane's just a swell guy, it would just be nice to have him back.

I don't think I would want anyone else from S5 for Blood Games 2. Maybe as like NPCs.
 
Agares said:
Bloodgames 2: Never Die Living.

But seriously, I’d argue that Georgia is a great place to do BG2 on account of it being a bigger state with more rural properties and better geography than Massachusetts. Just so long as they don’t do it on a property with neighbors nearby because in Dixie they might get shot instead of just Karen’d.
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Florida is also a state over. Maybe they could incorporate some swamp land into BloodGames 2?
 
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