💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

Gunter x Gunter said:
He says he used to be a 'good' student before he gave up at some point. Which sounds like he couldn't muster up the ability to pay attention in class and do the very bare minimum. American Public school is so bad teacher will leap at the chance to let you retake tests or give full credit for late assignment. You gotta be an elite lazy ass nigger to not pass high school or just not show up at all and even then you can still pass. and graduate.
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The halcyon days of learning shapes and colors.
 
Estate said:
Give a rundown, nigga. Most people won't watch a 6h stream.
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I'm making the highlight vid, it'll be up tomorrow. tldr, Coby is seething at crowbcat because he didn't suck Coby's balls in his latest video. Coby's ego is so large that even the act of not acknowledge him is a crime.
 
Chong West said:
Funny how Synthcels will (rightfully) talk shit about modern writers and younger gens being overly fixated on "muh trauma", but happily give a free pass to Synth using it as his go-to excuse for why he doesn't try to engage in any form of self-improvement or self-care.
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Something that's always confused the fuck out of me is you have guys like Synth who praise conventional morality and traditional storytelling, but if they were judged by the standards of the stories they love then they'd be considered complete and utter losers. I have no idea how you can expose yourself everyday to countless stories of masculine men being heroic chads holding to a strict moral code, doing their damnedest to prevail in the face of impossible odds, only to be a spineless cuck yourself. To me the entire reason that stories matter is they have the power to genuinely change your outlook on life and approach toward it. Nothing is a better refutation of traditional morality and conventional storytelling than the fact that it can produce people like synth. People who live vicariously through fictional stories because they're too pathetic to do anything IRL. If you can read a great story and not immediately feel compelled to make massive changes to your life, then you're a bigger golem than all the people you think you're better than.
 
Ancap Virgin said:
Heard out this guy from his TOTK review, didn't know he went the Idubbz route and changed his views only so he could get some pussy
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Honestly, I don't begrudge a dude spinning bullshit just to get some pussy.
I'd never respect him though.
 
Ancap Virgin said:
Heard out this guy from his TOTK review, didn't know he went the Idubbz route and changed his views only so he could get some pussy
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Sykkuno drama proved that vtumor pussy is ripe for the taking, but unfortunately Coby is too much of a chud to be able to get it.
 
Chong West said:
Funny how Synthcels will (rightfully) talk shit about modern writers and younger gens being overly fixated on "muh trauma", but happily give a free pass to Synth using it as his go-to excuse for why he doesn't try to engage in any form of self-improvement or self-care.
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It’s a phony way of making oneself look better than these people. In a sense it’s correct— these people really shouldn’t be making a spectacle of their pain unless they have a compelling point to make. So someone like Synth pretends to be a life-affirming chad pointing that out when he obviously isn’t.

There really is no limit to this vein of hypocrisy either. It’s like the Kill Tony podcast moralfagging about the Male Loneliness Crisis. Choosy Beggars who have the gall to wrap their begging in contempt.
 
Coby threw a rage fit recently, and I find it funny enough to make a highlight out of it.

To give you guys the rundown:
  • Coby got mad at Crowbcat’s new RE4 demake video because Crowbcat would rather use clips from more niche YouTubers than include him in the video.
  • Coby thinks he is entitled to Crowbcat’s attention because he made a video defending Crowbcat after the first RE4 demake video.
  • People called him a pseudo-shill for his positive and biased “RE4 Remake Is Actually Good” video. So that's why Crowbcat didn't include him.
  • Coby thinks Crowbcat’s new video is shit because it’s mostly a highlight reel of multiple YouTuber (without SYNTHETIC GOD) clip compilations agreeing that the RE4 demake is bad. He also thinks Crowbcat should make videos covering other gaming disasters like the Silent Hill 2 demake.
  • Coby then copes because some people thinks other smaller “Chudtubers” are better than him, claiming they have low sub counts for a reason. And takes credits for inspiring most of the Chudtubing sphere.
  • Coby freaked out when someone told him, “You need to bolster your analytical ability and deepen your vocabulary.” He replied, “I make my low IQ videos the way I want, fuck you.”
  • He continued to seethe when a chatter said The Electric Underground is better at making game reviews and that Coby’s videos are “based slop.”
  • He went into a jealous rage, reacting to The Electric Underground’s RE9 review and nitpicking/EFAPing the shit out of the first 20 minutes out of 1 hour 32 mins of a well made review (coby shits out 8 very forced nitpicks because he’s jealous).
  • He eventually wound down, saying the rage could’ve been bigger, then went to pee, eat, and play Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen for the rest of the stream.
 
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Husky said:
Coby threw a rage fit recently, and I find it funny enough to make a highlight out of it.

To give you guys the rundown:
  • Coby got mad at Crowbcat’s new RE4 demake video because Crowbcat would rather use clips from more niche YouTubers than include him in the video.
  • Coby thinks he is entitled to Crowbcat’s attention because he made a video defending Crowbcat after the first RE4 demake video.
  • People called him a pseudo-shill for his positive and biased “RE4 Remake Is Actually Good” video. So that's why Crowbcat didn't include him.
  • Coby thinks Crowbcat’s new video is shit because it’s mostly a highlight reel of multiple YouTuber (without SYNTHETIC GOD) clip compilations agreeing that the RE4 demake is bad. He also thinks Crowbcat should make videos covering other gaming disasters like the Silent Hill 2 demake.
  • Coby then copes because some people thinks other smaller “Chudtubers” are better than him, claiming they have low sub counts for a reason. And takes credits for inspiring most of the Chudtubing sphere.
  • Coby freaked out when someone told him, “You need to bolster your analytical ability and deepen your vocabulary.” He replied, “I make my low IQ videos the way I want, fuck you.”
  • He continued to seethe when a chatter said The Electric Underground is better at making game reviews and that Coby’s videos are “based slop.”
  • He went into a jealous rage, reacting to The Electric Underground’s RE9 review and nitpicking/EFAPing the shit out of the first 20 minutes out of 1 hour 32 mins of a well made review (coby shits out 8 very forced nitpicks because he’s jealous).
  • He eventually wound down, saying the rage could’ve been bigger, then went to pee, eat, and play Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen for the rest of the stream.
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Extremely black coded behavior too be honest. Including a lack of self awareness since he is critical of black behavior.
 
Hypercop said:
If you can read a great story and not immediately feel compelled to make massive changes to your life, then you're a bigger golem than all the people you think you're better than.
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Sounds like something Synth would say during a melty. I don't think it says good thing about the state of your life if every "great" story illicits a compulsion to enact massive changes. That's something desperately broken people experience. Average or even well out together people might feel some inspiration to do better, but framing it as a "compulsion" is projecting hard.
 
Rick The Stick said:
Sounds like something Synth would say during a melty. I don't think it says good thing about the state of your life if every "great" story illicits a compulsion to enact massive changes. That's something desperately broken people experience. Average or even well out together people might feel some inspiration to do better, but framing it as a "compulsion" is projecting hard.
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Do we say that a person is inspired to not commit crimes, or are they compelled to not commit crimes? Obviously it's the latter. This is how traditional morality works, it's all compulsory. Just as you are compelled to avoid behaving like EDP/Diddy/Epstein, you're also compelled to actively behave positively and exhibit moral conduct in your daily life. It's only in the past 100 years or so that we've lost this latter formulation, especially after World War 2. Moderners believe that morality means following a strict legalistic code like the Jews or Muslims do, where your morality is determined by having a 9 to 5 job and not killing stray animals. In trad morality, the only moral lifestyle is the one where all your actions and efforts are centered around the virtues. There is no "morally neutral", it's just amoral. Read Kierkegaard's Either/Or and Plutarch's Lives if you want to know more
 
I haven't paid much attention to this guy lately so I apologize if this has been discussed already. Just wanna throw my autistic two cents on something I noticed
JDVanceBiggestHater said:
The end result was Memory Runner cucking himself and giving all of his ad revenue to Coby Goldstein
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Did that really happened? As far as i remember coby only got mad because the memory runner guy misguided viewers with the video titles, which make them seem as he pretended to be him, rather than just a stream highlight. He, memory runner, then started adding the "a synthetic man stream highlight" to his video titles after coby complained. Maybe they settled and agreed to share the revenue privately similar to how yms settled with the tranny fag that runs his highlights channel, but I think it isn't the case. I caught one of his recent streams (which it seems he already privaed so sorry for not providing a timestamp) and he was reading super chats, and one super chat said something like "gotta appreciate memory runner and his content, he's keeping the synthetic man brand alive" to which coby gave a passive-aggresive response, basically calling the super-chatter a moron. So if they're actually sharing the revenue, you would expect coby to say something more nice about memory runner and his work, wouldn't it? even more so because memory runner surely is making a decent chunk of change off the channel (he gets a consistent amount of views all the time) and I mean, granted coby's a total dickhead most of the times so a response like that is the norm, but in that particular response he sounded more bitter than usual.
 
pogoroooo said:
I haven't paid much attention to this guy lately so I apologize if this has been discussed already. Just wanna throw my autistic two cents on something I noticed

Did that really happened? As far as i remember coby only got mad because the memory runner guy misguided viewers with the video titles, which make them seem as he pretended to be him, rather than just a stream highlight. He, memory runner, then started adding the "a synthetic man stream highlight" to his video titles after coby complained. Maybe they settled and agreed to share the revenue privately similar to how yms settled with the tranny fag that runs his highlights channel, but I think it isn't the case. I caught one of his recent streams (which it seems he already privaed so sorry for not providing a timestamp) and he was reading super chats, and one super chat said something like "gotta appreciate memory runner and his content, he's keeping the synthetic man brand alive" to which coby gave a passive-aggresive response, basically calling the super-chatter a moron. So if they're actually sharing the revenue, you would expect coby to say something more nice about memory runner and his work, wouldn't it? even more so because memory runner surely is making a decent chunk of change off the channel (he gets a consistent amount of views all the time) and I mean, granted coby's a total dickhead most of the times so a response like that is the norm, but in that particular response he sounded more bitter than usual.
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Memory Runner is a paid member of Synth. We don't know for sure if Coby force him to cough up money under the table, but it wouldn't surprise me since it's Coby Goldstein.
pogoroooo said:
it seems he already privaed
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Yeah, it's one of the more recent stream. He actually stopped private them, he just unlisted them. So check it out in my playlist. Also, I nor any kiwifarmers here would ever wants to mass flag his streams or anything similar. Coby likes to say kiwitrannies mass flag his streams, but I think it was the sharties doing more likely. I just put his unlisted streams in a public playlist because it makes him seeth. If anyone really wants to take him down, they don't need my help.
 
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