In the wake of the 2008 recession, many suburbs were dotted with half-finished McMansions. Some were foreclosed on after someone had been living in it for a few years. That gypsy’s house looks like if someone squatted in one of those foreclosed houses and was able to steal utilities. It’s not his house but he’s living in it. And that’s what the White House looks like. A half finished McMansion in December of 2007. It’s still under construction but the family of lower middle class people with a sketchy loan from Mr Noseberg have driven up in their Escalade and filled the place with shit from Sharper Image, Skymall, under Minka Lavery chandeliers while watching proto-goyslop (perhaps The Apprentice) on their 42” Plasma TV, sitting on their $4,000 (financed of course) slopcouch from Ashley Home Furniture.
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Those light fixtures are fun to shoot with a pellet gun. So are the paintings. So is the mirror. The vases are fun to roll off the roof. There’s usually a half finished area where you can spray graffiti. Draw like a mushroom or Mickey Mouse with a bong or maybe a nice big “MS-13”. Set up some skate ramps and boxes. That’s gonna be the ballroom.
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Everything that wasn’t here before needs to be thrown in a big dumpster and hauled off to a landfill. Auctioning it off is pointless because it’s a basically worthless if it wasn’t in there on inauguration day. I hope I don’t see the place trashed like a McMansion in 2009 but if it does come to that, Im gonna laugh my ass off.
