💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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So they're letting a diabetic with the beetus so bad that its led to end stage renal failure make cookies. Yet another piece of evidence that shows this place is shady as fuck

and what kind of middle aged man gleefully posts about how he's making cookies like a narcissistic housewife. I'm surprised he didn't put a cheese slice on each one and a bit of ranch dressing

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He's quoting that retard again that takes almost as much nonsense as lucas does. Retards of a feather and all that

Lucas thinks its wise to quote an idiot who claims the democrats are actively moving the country toward the right. They are a left wing party lucas. Not a single word of that post makes any sense at all
 
WonderWino said:
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So they're letting a diabetic with the beetus so bad that its led to end stage renal failure make cookies. Yet another piece of evidence that shows this place is shady as fuck
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Can't help but appreciate their neglect, whether active or passive, nor the fact Lucas seemingly only posting (because you know he's not posting everything he eats) foods that exist on the polar opposite spectrum of foods he should be eating.

Thankfully he didn't stop at cookies today.
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Pizza. Interesting choice. Nothing wrong there since it's basically a vegetable.

Random addition of bacon chunks. A time-honored item in the Werner repetoire. If you ignore the pizza, then he's basically going keto.

The temperature makes sense, but the time seems a bit long. Aren't frozen pizzas generally around 15-ish minutes?
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Hrmm. I suspect the bottom might be a robust, black color and I'm not entirely convinced the bacon is cooked. Another Werner classic!
WonderWino said:
and what kind of middle aged man gleefully posts about how he's making cookies like a narcissistic housewife.
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You know what kind of man(?).
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I'm surprised he didn't put a cheese slice on each one and a bit of ranch dressing
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He probably did.
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He's quoting that retard again that takes almost as much nonsense as lucas does. Retards of a feather and all that

Lucas thinks its wise to quote an idiot who claims the democrats are actively moving the country toward the right. They are a left wing party lucas. Not a single word of that post makes any sense at all
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I don't think either understands ratchets.
 
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The temperature makes sense, but the time seems a bit long. Aren't frozen pizzas generally around 15-ish minutes?
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Hrmm. I suspect the bottom might be a robust, black color and I'm not entirely convinced the bacon is cooked. Another Werner classic!
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Yeah… Putting pretty thick cut looking bacon, raw dog, on top of a pepperoni (which is a cured meat you can eat without cooking) pizza is something I might come up with if I was 10 years old and my mom let me use the oven for the first time. 28 minutes is insane for any pizza. I wonder where he got that number from? No way that final product was in the oven for that long, He probably smelled something burning and salvaged it before it got burnt to shit. More likely, someone around him did. I don’t want to give him too much credit.
 
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Major yikes right there. No lucas you don't bring anything to the table except for another inevitable dv charge. You don't listen to anybody about anything. You just try to use shit people say to manipulate them to get what you want

You certainly didn't listen when suzanne told you to get out her her home and stop stalking her, or you wouldn't have added the stalking charge and the jail time to your record. and you don't listen to teenage girls when they tell you the shit you say to them is not appropriate or is outright illegal. You just try to intimidate and manipulate them as part of your grooming attempt

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So, shall we call being repeatedly catfished to different cities using literally the same 'theres a teenage girl who is rich and wants to date/marry me and give me everything I want' MO being lucas werner stupid then?

You're in no position to accuse anybody else of being stupid lucas. Not with your history

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No it isn't. and very few CEOs make that kind of money lucas. In fact many of them don't take a salary at all. Hell, jeff bezos only takes a salary of $81,400 per year. Far less than many of his employees and on par with many college or university educated people. His wealth is all in his company stock and equity, not what he is actually being paid as CEO. This is not uncommon with CEOs. It can also utterly backfire if the company is not doing particularly well. Ask the kirmse brothers and damion schubert about that and why they fucked up when they sold the rights to their game to 3DO for $5 million in stock, only to have its value drop by over 80% in less than 6 months when the company went full retard and shed its hardware roots to jump straight into software development

But of course, lucas does not understand this because he does not understand what a CEO is, does or anything about employment or money in general and is just a greedy twit
 
This cow is always cooking. I bet those bulb-heads who own the care house regret giving Lucas access to the kitchen.


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Lucas ranting about how he's an atheist is just like him calling everyone that tells him "no" a bigot agephobe. He absolutely believes in God, and is pissed God isn't giving him what he wants. Declaring himself an atheist is just more of him trying to bully people into giving him what he wants.
 
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Lucas publicly proving he is a hypocrite again. Lucas despises the church and christianity, yet suddenly rees about how badly trump is treating the church by cutting off funding. Despite the fact the US should not be funding the church at all, both because of the whole separation of church and state thing making it rather inappropriate usage of tax dollars and the fact that the catholic church is rich as fuck and can put out a hell of alot more funding toward these programs if it wanted to

Not to mention this is the same pope who recently went on that bizarre rant about how its a big no no when leaders start wars cause god says so, despite the fact the catholic church and the popes themselves have a very long history of starting wars, so I wouldn't be so quick calling the pope a better christian given he clearly doesn't even know the history of his own relgion too well, or is a blatant liar

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We can add spelling, grammar and the history of the english language to the list of things lucas doesn't have any understanding of. If that shit confuses him wait until he finds out about german spelling, grammar and pronounciation and how the same word can have completely different meanings depending on their usage
 
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Lucas is telling on himself with his fetishes again. That he would even post something like that speaks volumes about what he was thinking at the time
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Lucas wants to catch those mythical zoomer orgies taking place all around him so bad.
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Major yikes right there. No lucas you don't bring anything to the table except for another inevitable dv charge.
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Not true. He picks up sticks! Although I'm not sure what's worse. Claiming that as something you 'bring to the table', or being so relegated out of options that listing it as a bullet point enters the mind in the first place. Like, not even yard work or mowing lawns, but picking up sticks.
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You don't listen to anybody about anything.
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I'd love to watch a scenario play out where this mysterious person wants Lucas to 'cook' something he doesn't want to eat. There's no way he'd do that.
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So, shall we call being repeatedly catfished to different cities using literally the same 'theres a teenage girl who is rich and wants to date/marry me and give me everything I want' MO being lucas werner stupid then?
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Sure, he may have been catfished to a different city and a different state, but he hasn't been catfished to a new country (yet). Bigot.
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But of course, lucas does not understand this because he does not understand what a CEO is, does or anything about employment or money in general and is just a greedy twit
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Considering his extremely poor understanding of money, I'm curious how he actually views it. Obviously, the currency aspect doesn't ring a bell whatsoever in his mind, but does he view $100 like a normal person views $1,000? $10,000? The threshold for him to see everything as basically the same is extremely small, but just what is that threshold.
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Lucas publicly proving he is a hypocrite again. Lucas despises the church and christianity, yet suddenly rees about how badly trump is treating the church by cutting off funding
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Classic Facebook boomer post. Thanks Myrna!
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We can add spelling, grammar and the history of the english language to the list of things lucas doesn't have any understanding of. If that shit confuses him wait until he finds out about german spelling, grammar and pronounciation and how the same word can have completely different meanings depending on their usage
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What's impressive about Lucas isn't that he's retarded, nor just how retarded he is, but the incredible gap between how retarded he is and how intelligent he believes he is. That, and the fact his perceived intelligence is completely unfounded, unearned, and isn't tethered to reality and the slightest. You could maybe give him a little bit of rope if he said something halfway thought provoking at least once, but nope. He's just a deeply retarded parrot who clearly doesn't understand what he's parroting, not even gets the parroting part right.
 
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He's making boiled crab now. I would not let lucas anywhere near seafood like that, let alone seeing that he keeps pulling it out of the pot when its supposed to be cooking. Thats going to be some nasty fucking crab

Thats a fb video, can't download it and post it unfortunately, but he does talk in it
 
WonderWino said:
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He's making boiled crab now. I would not let lucas anywhere near seafood like that, let alone seeing that he keeps pulling it out of the pot when its supposed to be cooking. Thats going to be some nasty fucking crab

Thats a fb video, can't download it and post it unfortunately, but he does talk in it
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He's gonna eat the shell, isn't he?
 
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He's gonna eat the shell, isn't he?
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I'm a bit surprised he didn't. He did do something almost as bizzare though - he posted a second video where he made pasta with bacon that he cooked in butter, then added to the pasta and then threw in the crab meat. Meat that looked very undercooked

You heard that right. He sauteed bacon in butter and then made a pasta with bacon and improperly cooked crab and then shoved a bunch of it in his mouth on camera because he thinks this is something to brag about

I won't be the least bit surprsed if he gives everybody seafood poisoning

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Lucas told on himself again about how fucked up his tastebuds are. He thinks the crab broth 'tasted almost like cheese'

Looks like he posted the horrifying crab pasta video to youtube:
 
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