🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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toilet_rainbow said:
The forecast of her pooning out entirely by year’s end is looking good

So she’s too incapacitated to do photography for four days, but she’ll get up for yarn? (And acupuncture, but still.) This is similar to when she used to call off streams because she was “too tired” only to then spend her sick time tweeting or playing games in bed.
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My best guess is she doesn't have any clients lately and so has been malingering extra hard because she's embarrassed and/or trying to keep up with Mhic, who seems to constantly have a physical ailment of some kind these days. Jude never once mentioned using a cane before they started dating, so it's interesting now that it's suddenly an obvious option for her when before I doubt she would've genuinely considered it.

I also think they've both gotten fatter since getting together which has only added to the strain on their bodies. I don't think either have long for this world at this rate, especially if they keep steadily gaining, which they no doubt will.

lol Jude can't even sit upright? That's gonna take a lot more than acupuncture and some bed rotting to fix, girly. Sounds like you really fucked up your body with the fat. I have no doubt her muscles are weak and/or under constant strain.
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PurpleEater said:
My best guess is she doesn't have any clients lately and so has been malingering extra hard because she's embarrassed and/or trying to keep up with Mhic, who seems to constantly have a physical ailment of some kind these days. Jude never once mentioned using a cane before they started dating, so it's interesting now that it's suddenly an obvious option for her when before I doubt she would've genuinely considered it.

I also think they've both gotten fatter since getting together which has only added to the strain on their bodies. I don't think either have long for this world at this rate, especially if they keep steadily gaining, which they no doubt will.

lol Jude can't even sit upright? That's gonna take a lot more than acupuncture and some bed rotting to fix, girly. Sounds like you really fucked up your body with the fat. I have no doubt her muscles are weak and/or under constant strain.
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what an unprofessional idiot publishing the photo shopping of a client's face. Our Judy never ceases to amaze with her child like grasp of things. Also, shooting at 3.2 f-stop is a little low imo for portrait and contributes to the number of wasted out of focus shots she takes.
 
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SwiftBucks said:
Back pain truly is a malingerer's best friend.
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Yes, and she's on a self paving path. I suspect that yeeting her uterus complicated things with her morbid obesity. It's a major surgery and the effects are life long, it was the most troon like aspect of her: having a major surgery for no reason at a young age. All the other shit she does is just cosplay we all know she's a girlie girl given a semi normal socialization.
 
thejackal2 said:
what an unprofessional idiot publishing the photo shopping of a client's face. Our Judy never ceases to amaze with her child like grasp of things. Also, shooting at 3.2 f-stop is a little low imo for portrait and contributes to the number of wasted out of focus shots she takes.
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Personally I'm just loling because she was just begging people to consider her for photo editing and shit, yet here she is proving that she's incapable of actually doing manual retouching and her 'editing' is just adjusting filter sliders, which any chimpanzee can do for a few peanuts.
 
Also these are pretty awful RAWs if that's indeed what we're seeing. Lighting is shit and the Picture Day at School-esque purple background is hideous, especially against the model's skintone/the white dress. Just bad, bad, BAD and I'm no photo sperg but my GOD.

You can't buy or get your RAW files but hey, Jude WILL post ugly unedited photos of you on her Instagram story, as a treat!!
 
I am at a loss as to how she still labours under the delusion that she is a photographer or that she has so much as a broken nubby crayon in her editorial toolbox.

Behold, the Entreprenuers. Mhic is a sweaty DJ sitting down with a laptop while wearing overdone fairy eye glitter. Judy exudes non-professionalism with her tried and true witchy astrological pricing schemes, Picmonkey proofs, and 'baddie' model clients/friends wanting freebies.

Hat me for saying this, but the ReeRee has improved a little, I think, since this lolsy photographer pretense began, Those early pics with the prism screw on filters, no-go-low angles, wtf oh dear staging, Spock lighting.... all of it were so pissing yourself laughing bad. We are now just at the snortingly embarassed 'she should have outgrown this the first year' stage.

They are both so hopelessly inept I hope Mhic has ample trust funding to let them continue to embrace their full opulent luxurious cow glory for our amusement. Huzzah.
 
Jude, who just yesterday could barely sit up for hours at a time due to back pain, is "running away to the Cape this weekend." So I guess she's well enough to go on a little vacation? of course Michaela is going with her and made a creepy submissive sexual joke.
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It's...not even funny. It's like the kind of thing a middle school boy would laugh at. and forgive me, but what is Jude talking about "culling" in the car? photos??
 
Did you remember? Jude used to be an actor

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She would also like to remind you that she still does boudoir

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Plans to get back on her jock game eventually. Maybe after her back pain improves, and if she knows that she can throw a double quincenera for the big 3-0 in August

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In the meantime, can someone suggest grabber tools for her? Bonus if they're cunty!

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By the way, if you're graduating next month and still haven't booked someone for photos as of today, Jude is up to the challenge

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PurpleEater said:
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Okay, I’m actually MATI right now. It was right next to the shore and not on its back from what I can tell. It’s common for horseshoe crabs to move around in the sand by the shore a bit before going back into the water. It was just doing its thing when a massive trust fund baby suddenly grabbed it by the tail and kept picking it back up there before finally throwing it. The tail thing alone could’ve injured it enough to kill it. Great job, Michaela!
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Okay, I’m actually MATI right now. It was right next to the shore and not on its back from what I can tell. It’s common for horseshoe crabs to move around in the sand by the shore a bit before going back into the water. It was just doing its thing when a massive trust fund baby suddenly grabbed it by the tail and kept picking it back up there before finally throwing it. The tail thing alone could’ve injured it enough to kill it. Great job, Michaela!
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Yeah I don't know how retarded you have to be to pick up a creature by its TAIL. They own cats so it's scary to think what retarded things they're putting their animals through.

But that's our Jude/Michaela for you! Brain dead, thoughtless and selfish decisions under the guise of "bettering the community."

 
Sorry gurls, we don't have horseshoe crab over here (as far as I'm aware), I know nothing about them and let my soft side emerge for once.

Fuck Michaela, sorry little crab, I hope you are ok and that your spawn will take revenge on that fat cunt.
 
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