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They headcanon him as a whiney GooberGater a la Homer. But instead of laughing at GG they cry about it because it's literal terrorism worse than ISIS.
Also if you ship him with Rey you promote IRL abuse, and if you ship him with the ginger space nazi you're a white supremacist.

Yes, I have seen tumblrinas try to argue those things in all seriousness.
 
Of course she has a Kylo Ren hate blog. Of course.

Kylo Ren is a wimpyass edgelord that throws tantrums like a child when he doesn't get his way. Sounds just like them. It's amazing how the subconscious works.
It's not because he's a shit villain?
 
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As if tumblr hasn't liked shit villains before. They all fawn over Malfoy from Harry Pothead and cream their panties thinking of Loki.
Loki and Snape (and I assume Draco as well) actually have huge hatedoms on tumblr now. I think it started off as a kneejerk reaction to how insanely popular they were and how crazy their fans got. Of course in true tumblr fashion the main problem they have with those characters are them being white and male.

While fans of those characters definitely still exist the hatedoms are very vocal and clash with them constantly.
 
Of course in true tumblr fashion the main problem they have with those characters are them being white and male.

Hilarious because Loki in the MCU is blue, not white, and according to his own ethnicity/species, disabled. He's basically everything Tumblrinas should embrace, if you count some of his non-MCU canon--pansexual, genderfluid, Person of (literal) Color, disabled, and arguably BPD and ADHD.

Hell, you could argue he's a Disney Princess now.

(Yes, I'm mostly being facetious.)
 
Hilarious because Loki in the MCU is blue, not white, and according to his own ethnicity/species, disabled. He's basically everything Tumblrinas should embrace, if you count some of his non-MCU canon--pansexual, genderfluid, Person of (literal) Color, disabled, and arguably BPD and ADHD.

Hell, you could argue he's a Disney Princess now.

(Yes, I'm mostly being facetious.)
Yeah but he's still played by a white dude, and as the Steven Universe fandom has shown even if a character is an alien with rainbow colored skin tumblrinas will still try to insist they're one race or another.
 
The Onion recently posted a story about Kirby getting stomach cancer, and hoo boy the replies are something else:

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And to cap off with some sanity:
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As if tumblr hasn't liked shit villains before. They all fawn over Malfoy from Harry Pothead and cream their panties thinking of Loki.

I hate to use a trope, but tumblr is the Draco in Leather Pants trope personified. That's why these tumblr whales were totally fine with Drogo raping Daenerys when she was 13, according to the books, but when an ugly dude raped someone, they flipped their blue wigs.
 
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