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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
zeroapexpeak said:
Time for another spergpost.


This was just a useless thought exercise since it will both never make it to him and he will never do anything without a tard wrangler.
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Jet is insanely easy to talk to currently. Just ask someone to mention it in basement chat.
 
Blackstar said:
I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.
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I added basic descriptions you can copy so Null gets some context and cut the clips down.

These two (worth noting that Drake is the normie contestant and an actor and willing to shit and piss himself to win but he would never, ever say a slur):
Minorityreport said:
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Speedran that motherfucker
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Nigger shit wars (pictured in the background in the green shirt: the mother of one of the freeloaders):

Bashir having to pray right before the melon golf challenge and jet messing with him and not being able to afford a belt:

Jet turning off Antara during the finale because she starts yapping unprompted

Journalists (presumably from the wire) came over and Bliccy (freeloader) messing with them by going off about how there's been no sexual assault this season
 
zeroapexpeak said:
Time for another spergpost.

Landon should start up a kick stream called fishoutofwater (stolen from someone in this thread).
Whole thing is trying unique things he has never done before.
Needs a Whiteboard with a bunch of little star magnets to more easily rate things and compare them
Needs a tripod camera and then just get Laura or whoever to follow along and record as he pays them an hourly rate until he gets a better setup.
First stream is cooking stream all he really needs is the top hat but he can get the whole uniform.
In downtime as things are cooking just start writing down experiences in the fishtank and rate them.
Take lunch orders from other freeholders in the house.
Try out a whole bunch of fruit and rate it
Organise a 70-30 split with jet over the TTS in the house.

Just pivot it into IRL cooking streams after fishtank streamer house is done with occasional outdoor activities as well.

This was just a useless thought exercise since it will both never make it to him and he will never do anything without a tard wrangler.
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cobes is gone man, we don't need to groom Landon into KingTigerPRSE
 
Blackstar said:
I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.
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Definitely Landon's buck breaking cuckening. Also cover the producers being too lazy to change the final segment when the twins won immunity.
 
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I dont have the clip but Burt grabbing Ben's monster because he said "Hold that energy" was a really funny clip that should be included :)
 
Lonjil said:
I dont have the clip but Burt grabbing Ben's monster because he said "Hold that energy" was a really funny clip that should be included :)
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Not sure how much Josh would like this, but maybe it's worth a shot.

 
Minorityreport said:
Mizzy still counts as the cast bro
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I don't follow her, Aryeh also followed me for some reason the other day and I wouldnt even rape that guy.
I like shitposting about Mizzy bcause she is just so wholesomely lame and cute in a retarded way its endearing in a way how dedicated to it all she is. also that Mizzy post got me thread banned for a week lol, It was obviously not simping.
 
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Just when you thought it could not get any worse. Look at Landon's facial expression here. There is nothing behind those eyes but pain and regret.
And yes those are Bashir's boots. Bashir cucks him again.
 
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