🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[JeffreyMaxwell]

Yeah I don't think they realize or care how much he is genuinely going to be emotionally invested in her while she treats him like a quirky dog to drag around. Not to sound dramatic but this is like the absolute peak of Landon's life and if he doesnt get a job with the wiggers and just goes back to his regular life after all this he will kill himself

Really, he could just find a good local dive bar, make some new friends, and have just as much fun as he did on Fishtank within the right social circle. But he definitely needs some good influences / role models to coach him a bit. If he stays in contact with Drake that'd definitely have a positive impact on him. Especially if he plans to choke out any autistic girls.

 

[bookers]

richie getting kitted up in the goo room
laura walked in like 'wtf are you doing'

 

[Duke's Motel]

I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.

David Spadem already made a pretty good starting point in the MATI thread. Includes the twin goo wrestling + goo music, piss AND shit yourself challenges, (less important) burt shitting in the closet, and the (more important) alex b reaction.

💰 Grifter Post in thread '"Mad at the Internet"'

Apr 14, 2026

I can make it more FUN!

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Enjoy this Edit I just made

Burt being happy in this clip while the song plays is kino

James Drake (Normie/Non-Loser) won Fishtank Season 5. The final challenge was a Goo Wrestling match. The Twins (Female/Autistic) vs James Drake. Tie-Breaker winner takes all and.. well you can imagine the outcome.
I made a more fun Goo Burt Song Edit to lessen the sad noises coming from the twins losing 50k. (Burt in the background gleefully loving watching women getting choked out as a gay bisexual man, he was apart of the goo making for this...

• David Spadem

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Landon attacks Drake on his ??? race stepchildren.

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

Apr 6, 2026

Nigger saying.

Not going to lie him getting bold right now is exactly what he needed. He's getting based.

• Meiwaku

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LITTLE NIGGER BABIES

A disabled man explains a 20 year old simpsons joke over tts.

SNEED

Alex B meets Bam Margera (recovering alcoholic), and gets nostalgic.

alex within 30 seconds of meeting bam, mentions his dead best friend ryan dunn, guy who broke all ties steve-o, and asks to take a shot

Also does anyone have a good JD gf clip where he mentions "I wasn't even fully hard, just half torqued"? Brief clip showing context w/ Laura might be good too

 

[harmy.kook]

I think a reason Jet rigged it against them was as a sort of attempt to "redeem" the fact Josie won

>redeem

...Is Jet spiritually Indian?

It would explain the shit

 

[Meiwaku]

I actually really liked that idea from Jet's stream about "Landon Bachelor"
A zoomer version of the Bachelor where you just watch landon uninterestedly fuck up dates repeatedly and butcher elimination lines would be kino.

Honestly making Landon host anything would be really fucking funny. There should also be lots of competitions where he is cooking or trying foods that he has never tried before and production is just feeding him lines.

Hopefully monkeyspiit could be on it

I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.

We need the date and Vimp saga.

Dear feeder would certainly like the little video of Jet interrupting Bashir's prayer with a watermelon.

Also the section where Ben throws up in a bag and Burt gets turned on and asks for the bag which causes Ben to almost throw up again. That's definitely in my top moments for Burt.

Also dumb gay selling Burt James Drake's shoe for $206 and him just sitting there sniffing it.

 

[DustBuns]

Make sure you pick good content for MATI this time because I'm mad how much we get shafted on MATI because Null can't explain whats happening and it causes the chat to seethe and call us gay.

Fishtank will continually get 10 minute segments while Chantal gets a whole hour and she's the most boring person ever.

 

[Meiwaku]

Make sure you pick good content for MATI this time because I'm mad how much we get shafted on MATI because Null can't explain whats happening and it causes the chat to seethe and call us gay.

Fishtank will continually get 10 minute segments while Chantal gets a whole hour and she's the most boring person ever.

I would say the best moments are probably the ones that are out of context funny. Like we have a lot of moments that as a thread we really enjoy but it doesn't really make sense if you are not a fishtank fan.

Like the rap battle with Bongo is fucking epic for us but it's just kind of normal if you're watching it otherwise.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Fishtank will continually get 10 minute segments while Chantal gets a whole hour and she's the most boring person ever.

Okay but in defense of Dear Feeder and his Queen Beezer...
She's currently breaking up with her Syrian husband, again, except this time it looks real. She's claiming he hit her, and insinuated that he was getting too close with a 17-18yo cousin, while also implying he married a cousin. Currently, she's detailing their cancelled plan to meet in Malaysia, while still bitching about him, and airing all of their texts.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Fishtank will continually get 10 minute segments while Chantal gets a whole hour and she's the most boring person ever.

Null talks about his Queen Chantal to the same extent that I talk about my King Bashir here

 

[bookers]

i will always laugh at chantal riding the scooty puff that is weight rated for someone 200 lbs less than her

 

[Meiwaku]

We need @Meiwaku to comment on the latest revelation that Bashir gave Vimp his boots.

They don't even fit her!

He also specifically told Landon that he did not want her and had somebody outside of the tank. He had mentioned to Bingo and Bongo that he actually did get married Bashbabe L . I really hope that wasn't a lie because if so, that's very cruel.

Also I'm not going to lie it's just evil at this point in time for her to lead on Landon like that.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

He also specifically told Landon that he did not want her and had somebody outside of the tank. He had mentioned to Bingo and Bongo that he actually did get married Bashbabe L . I really hope that wasn't a lie because if so, that's very cruel.

To be fair, he told Landon that he wasn’t interested in her before Bashir and Vimp started hanging out separately in the house more together, after they reconciled.

 

[Marche]

Also I'm not going to lie it's just evil at this point in time for her to lead on Landon like that.

This is just how women naturally are to sensitive young men. You might not have seen this situation before out of ignorance due to having a vagina but its very very common and honestly the more you see it the more you will start to understand some incels kinda did have a point.

Its a cruel world, a women dyes her hair fake colors and she thinks her looks match is worth 3 more points higher.

 

[Meiwaku]

To be fair, he told Landon that he wasn’t interested in her before Bashir and Vimp started hanging out separately in the house more together, after they reconciled.

No that was kind of the in-between.

Like she was already peak simping and following Bashir around like how Landon followed her around. Landon tried to mog the door with a broom handle in his misery.

She was independently hanging out with him here and he was clearly into her because he was telling her stories of the Chinese word for female genitalia and how he painted it on his first car.

 

[Mörkö]

Let’s be real, being married to Bashir would not be a good experience for anybody. Imagine you’re trying to have a romantic moment and he looks you straight in the eyes and asks if you’ve ever been to Japan.

 

[sex haver]

Nigger shit wars (pictured in the background in the green shirt: the mother of one of the freeloaders):

Bashir having to pray right before the melon golf challenge and jet messing with him and not being able to afford a belt:

Jet turning off Antara during the finale because she starts yapping unprompted

I know people shit on Jet a lot here, and sometimes rightfully so, but lol he can be pretty damn amusing sometimes. These are hilarious.

I know, it's funny 'till it ain't fucking funny. But sometimes... it ain't fucking funny 'till it's funny.

 

[Marche]

Let’s be real, being married to Bashir would not be a good experience for anybody. Imagine you’re trying to have a romantic moment and he looks you straight in the eyes and asks if you’ve ever been to Japan.

Bashirnekodemyx

 

[David Spadem]

I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.

Feel free to use whatever description/videos I put in this post below, goes over James Drake win, shit/piss challenge and bonus Burt shit challenge and Alex B reactio .

James Drake (Normie/Non-Loser) won Fishtank Season 5. The final challenge was a Goo Wrestling match. The Twins (Female/Autistic) vs James Drake. Tie-Breaker winner takes all and.. well you can imagine the outcome.
I made a more fun Goo Burt Song Edit to lessen the sad noises coming from the twins losing 50k. (Burt in the background gleefully loving watching women getting choked out as a gay bisexual man, he was apart of the goo making for this challenge a few days prior)
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James Drake Pissed and Shit himself on command to help get the win.
Piss your pants challenge:
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Shit your pants Challenge (Bam Margera checks to confirm dookie has occurred):
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Burt as the Gay Bisexual he is, in solidarity (and encouragement from production/viewers) shits in his pants (Into a plastic bag) and shows it to Alex B (Who has his own thread on here and was a very prolific contestant in Fishtank S3).
Burt shitting in underwear/bag in solidarity for James Drake shitting his pants:
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Burt told by production to show Alex B his dedication to James Drake:
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Burts Goo Song:

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Next season, they should use the robot to show the most paranoid person there videos with "secret clues" in the middle of the night. The videos can be entirely meaningless if they want, it's only important that the victim thinks they're getting an edge over the competition.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Also I'm not going to lie it's just evil at this point in time for her to lead on Landon like that.

Landon needs to get away from her just so his broken heart can heal, constantly orbiting her, even if he sees it as platonic friendship is just going to fuck him up mentally.