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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
RIP Landon, it was obvious Vimp was a serial killer who wanted to wear peoples skin but you where too blinded by lust after her manish face and austic robot voice to save yourself
 
I wonder if any fish have lurked this thread before or are doing so now.
Id imagine some of them probably have looked at this thread or site at least. Id be beyond amazed if any fish or freeloaders ever talked here though.
 
Binx, Letty, and Jet are on the Director Cam hanging out in the basement, talking about renovations. I might have missed something but no update on Vimp or Landon
-Somebody asked what they were doing to prevent another Mr Naked and Jet said he wanted more Mr Nakeds because it's funny and their background check is the audience.
-He acknowledged its boring to have everybody spend all day off camera, so he's probably going to move all the beds, computers, and game consoles upstairs.
-Computer Lab is "Biohazard level" because of the seafood nuke, jacuzzi is also terrible. Jet went on intercom and told Laura to remove the carpet and mentioned he was going to pay her extra for the cleaning she's done. They want to rip up computer lab and goo room tonight.
 
I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.

TTS convinces Drake to confess his love


Playing katamari for the Wired journalists


Burt shows Alex B that he "stands" in solidarity with James Drake


Burt cheering for James Drake to win
 
Antara is planning on creating a YouTube channel and (maybe?) working on the next season of fishtank
God I hope not. No offense to Antara, she did seem sweet and the bit was funny, but I know I wasn’t the only one who had to mute or switch cams a lot whenever she was there. Shitty mic plus her constant inability to communicate smoothly in English, with that jarring jeeta accent on top was extremely annoying to listen to. Like nails on a chalkboard.

I really understand Jet’s desire to shoot the robot at the end. Just have someone else man it. Hell put Sam on. Make Jet wake up contestants with the bot and watch him do retarded stunts with it.
 
Someone is auditioning pretending to be Bingo and Bongos sister. Jet told them to watch out. She goes by Bango
 
Summer from S2 has a KF account @Disappear Here and was schizoposting in her thread at one point
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It was a hoot finding out from my cosplay/VN friends that Summer was in their DMs after S2 begging to be their friends, and immediately picked up the 'denpa girlfailure' LARP that was crazy at the time.
Think there's some others but can't remember
Not with accounts, but easy to assume Letty, Jon and Jimmy lurk here based on a lot of circumstantial stuff. Other than that I don't think many are too interested or too involved in the mud slinging drama-side of the fandom.
 
Jet's talked to Letty about the post-season tenent idea for like 5 minutes and it went from 4 people learning skills and practicing hobbies in a chill place to having the Twins do art with 5 "nightmare people" in the house, and charging all of them rent to live there because "hobbies are gay" and nobody wants to watch anybody but the twins do a hobby or start a business. At least it's a good reminder that I should never trust wiggers to stick with a good idea.
 
Jet's talked to Letty about the post-season tenent idea for like 5 minutes and it went from 4 people learning skills and practicing hobbies in a chill place to having the Twins do art with 5 "nightmare people" in the house, and charging all of them rent to live there because "hobbies are gay" and nobody wants to watch anybody but the twins do a hobby or start a business. At least it's a good reminder that I should never trust wiggers to stick with a good idea.
They should move in the game developers supposedly working on the new Fishtank game, and livestream it. Then introduce 'tard freeloaders one at a time as development progresses.
 
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Vimp's about to live stream with Landon in confessional. Landon has a tiger shirt. Vimp asked if she could stream on Twitch and Kick and Jet approved them to stream anywhere in the house. Vimp has zero sense of smell.

Landon just un-privated his Instagram and is messaging people https://www.instagram.com/berry_blackberry42
 
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I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.
Along with the wrestling finale stuff, include the clip from the other night where Burt apologizes to Bongo for his behavior and gives her a lifetime N word pass
 
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