DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JustStopDude]

Twitch won't touch him unless 1) it's obvious and over the top like LTG selling moderation privileges or 2) it touched their bottom line.

Like if DSP does his space Nazis act again, the PR potential nightmare would have twitch killing his channel.

DSP makes enough money for twitch to put up win him, but doesn't have a big enough channel where too many critical eyes are looking at him.

Sort of like the habitat zone for shithead streamers.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

He's started dropping slurs again recently--re.tard definitely, and I think a fag or two?--so I think him slipping up and calling someone something that Twitch will actually ban for is more likely than another attempt at edgy racist humor. Mostly because even attempting edgy racist humor requires a small amount of effort, which is more effort than Phil wants to put into anything.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Part of the reason I'm looking forward to him getting kicked off Twitch (which will happen some day) is so he won't have stream chat holding his hand through the games anymore. That's when you'll see stuff like his Black Mesa crouch jumps again.

I don't think getting kicked off Twitch will change much. Youtube has a subscription for streamers now and I swore an article came out that said they were going to do a thing similar to bits but I can't find it. I did find they do a thing called "Super Chat" which lets you pay up to $500 (BSV) to have your message posted in chat for a certain length of time. That stuff plus his Youtube cash which is most likely way more then he makes it sound (just less than he was making at his peak) will let him live another day. There are too many cracks for the cockroach to crawl through boarding up one at a time won't stop him from escaping.

 

[kebab4you]

Part of the reason I'm looking forward to him getting kicked off Twitch (which will happen some day) is so he won't have stream chat holding his hand through the games anymore. That's when you'll see stuff like his Black Mesa crouch jumps again.

When he gets kicked off Twitch I'm almost certain that will be the end of Phil. He can't be getting more than peanuts from Youtube with those awful numbers and he "only" receives ~1000 from Patreon.

At that point you might as well just get a normal job which pays more and have a lot more security to it.

 

[BatChatillon]

Getting kicked off by Twitch will have the following events, based on past experiences:

- Phil enters Panic mode instantly, tweeting out madly what happened
- "Emergency" video with full capslock clickbait title will follow
- Repeating all the past events of the last six months in said video before starting the actual topic
- Kicking and screaming and calling twitch a bunch of losers who cannot do their job properly
- Hardcore begging routine activated
- Blaming whoever got him banned from Twitch, mostly pinning the blame on his detractors. Demanding names so he can send his fans for a witch-hunt (the BeAwesomeOne experience)
- More whining and begging, telling his fans that "all he wants to do is playing games and have fun"
- Manipulation program running, guilt-tripping his fans into donating more $
- As an extra punishment, the next two or three streams will be boring, with Phil trying hard to make sure his viewers regret tuning in*
- Wall-of-text in his toxic forum, answering a reasonable question with insult, strawmen arguments, contradiction, and "banned, fuck off. Goodbye"
- More ranting on twitter, then suddenly coming with a solution, which will be the one Phil takes the least effort to do so (Youtube Streaming).

* Phil did that in the past when the stream had little audience and/or the viewers didn't donate as much as he desired. These streams have more dead air and boring commentary, where Phil refuses to do his already lazy comment routine.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

DSP is like a stranded whale on the beach.
No one can really help so it will die sooner or later but it's best adviced to watch it from a distance when it explodes.

You know those people who throw sand pails of money, er, seawater at it to prolong its agony? Bless you, BrightSideViking.

 

[Buddha]

yeah hopefully this is not a sign of tihydp to come (not knocking @Vault Boy ---i know there's not much to work with):

Spoiler: Vault Boy's compilation

he's just whining about dumb shit and getting his hand held as he runs past enemies. yawn.

one thing is interesting though: in his attempt at the chariot boss in his first run of this game and he also rolled past the wheel spikes (and acted surprised when he did it), so not sure why he's surprised he can do it now. he might have forgotten, but still kinda weird. In fact, side-by-side, he rolls at pretty much exactly the same place. I'm a bit suspicious now that he looked at his old run for help too---so he's in effect holding his own hand. i think it's pretty suspicious but you be the judge.

He sounds seriously retarded when he keeps saying "I rolled right past it".

 

[James Smith]

I wonder how many "normals" (don't know what to call non-detractor non-fans) he has utterly railed at on Twitter for saying things he incorrectly interprets as personal slights.

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://twitter.com/LarryBundyJr/status/886266588848021504

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

$800 to interview Phil

Its the extra channel of the guy who interviewed IronLiz and LordKat, but Phil demands $800 for an interview.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn75N1ezapgZNeAhiKIOGDQ

 

[ZehnBoat]

but Phil demands $800 for an interview.

my sides, they flew away

 

[SwattedKat]

When he gets kicked off Twitch I'm almost certain that will be the end of Phil. He can't be getting more than peanuts from Youtube with those awful numbers and he "only" receives ~1000 from Patreon.

At that point you might as well just get a normal job which pays more and have a lot more security to it.

Apparently he still makes a decent amount of money on his old videos on YouTube. He still receives pay from all his monetized content so I'm sure that check from the yubtub isn't as small as we think.

 

[Near]

When he gets kicked off Twitch I'm almost certain that will be the end of Phil. He can't be getting more than peanuts from Youtube with those awful numbers and he "only" receives ~1000 from Patreon.

At that point you might as well just get a normal job which pays more and have a lot more security to it.

Nah, he's just gonna crawl off somewhere and live off the remaining fans, who seem to sustain him enough as it is

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Its the extra channel of the guy who interviewed IronLiz and LordKat, but Phil demands $800 for an interview.

Why does he think that talking to someone is worth 800 dollars? He can barely snort out a coherent sentence or logical thought. Most of his processes center around him being stalked by the SoK and these imaginary "detractors".

- More ranting on twitter, then suddenly coming with a solution, which will be the one Phil takes the least effort to do so (Youtube Streaming).

I don't see that happening to be honest. I do see him eventually getting pushed into some sort of employment after he gets ban hammered from every streaming service on the internet. Maybe he'll try smashcast?

>I've stayed off social media mostly

 

[JustStopDude]

Is DSP trying to claim that he makes close to $300k a year?!?

Does begging for money in the US generate $300k a year?!?!

My god I have made a series of bad decisions. I must become an internet whore....

 

[NobodyReally]

During baby's day out today Phil has gone to the movies alone and then went to Lowes.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Is DSP trying to claim that he makes close to $300k a year?!?

Does begging for money in the US generate $300k a year?!?!

My god I have made a series of bad decisions. I must become an internet whore....

Nah, he just a good idea of how to keep any interviews from actually happening.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nah, he just a good idea of how to keep any interviews from actually happening.

That was my thought. Last interview he accepted then made up some excuse he was sick even though he streamed the same day. So this is just Dsp's way of saying "no thank you." Why he can't be a "normal human" and say no is anyone's guess.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

That was my thought. Last interview he accepted then made up some excuse he was sick even though he streamed the same day. So this is just Dsp's way of saying "no thank you." Why he can't be a "normal human" and say no is anyone's guess.

I think he just doesn't like to seem like the bad guy? Like, tossing out impossible requests or coming up with vague excuses at the last minute still means that it was the fault of something other than DSP. He didn't say no, they just weren't willing to work with him! He just got sick! Rambo just doesn't like kiddie games!

 

[Secret Asshole]

Still boggles my fucking mind how anyone could watch this mongoloid.

Even the 'can't play X' videos are identical.

>*honk snort* "I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING"
>*slurps mucous down his throat* "I AM PUSHING BUTTONS"
>*laughs like a fucking special ed student* "I CAN'T BLOCK THAT"

He is so fucking stupid I can't even watch those videos for any period of time. He is legit re.tarded, as in he has the IQ of a sped. Anyone who gives him a cent or helps him during twitch is a stupid motherfucker. You would be better off wiping your own ass with that money because at least it serves a purpose. Instead you are giving it to an egotistical, narcissistic literally re.tarded individual. That has made the exact same fucking videos since he started.